Gideyuuuup! 
SAYS the guy that KNOWS what Heaven looks like! Sure,its all good till someone "POOPS" their suit 

 Flying is great, IN something designed for it 

 Hey, at least the water is warmer 

 than in your story 

 Hit a big wake once in my Bass Boat...at about 60mph....Came around a corner and Wake was right there, no time to slow down..caught some air and SMACK. Water is HARD, scared me to death- bent the steering wheel with my Knee...OUCH. Knocked the breath out of my partner, thought he had broke his back at first. Thankfully there was enough time to yell "Hold ON". What we get for trying to beat someone to a spot I guess 

 The bass werent there anyway...he fished 30 min and left..when we got there...they were hitting(on Idle rest of the trip).