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Offline Puma44

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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2019, 06:23:38 PM »
When one of those 3 or 4 hour service calls is scheduled at the house, the technician will show up 7 minutes after the end of the block.



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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2019, 11:27:51 PM »
When at the urinal, stand close... it's shorter than you think.
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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2019, 01:15:07 PM »
You spend hours trying to figure out a problem that keeps you from doing something really fun, only to solve it 10 minutes before you have to be somewhere else.
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Offline redcatcherb412

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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2019, 01:18:03 PM »
When at the urinal, stand close... it's shorter than you think.
or....

Your prostate is older than you think   :x
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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2019, 03:17:34 PM »

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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2019, 04:37:50 PM »
It only takes one psychiatrist to change a lightbulb.......

But the lightbulb must really want to change.
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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2019, 08:48:07 PM »
You can unscrew a light bulb but a pregnant girl is a different story.
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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2019, 05:49:49 PM »
When a woman says "I do", in the bedroom becomes "I dont"
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Offline Volron

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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2019, 04:48:24 PM »
Friendly Fire, isn't.
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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2019, 05:21:50 PM »
Friendly Fire, isn't.
True story that.

a. There are no eggs in eggplant.
b. A pineapple is not part of the apple genome.
c. Your alarm clock goes off in the morning, but in fact, the alarm turns on at the set time.
d. English muffins didn’t originate in England.
e. We park our cars in a driveway and you drive on a parkway.
f. When we send a parcel by a courier car called a shipment, but if you send that same package on a ship, it's called cargo.
g. Our noses run, but our feet smell.
h. A Puma in the wild is a silent and effective predator, but stick him in an airplane, you can't get the guy to shut up. :neener:
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Offline Bizman

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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2019, 01:29:15 AM »
Re b. Neither do pineapples grow in pine trees.

Also I've read that Panama hats aren't being made in Panama, Ecuador being the main source for them. Or at least was according to a book printed in '50. Now I'd vote for China or one of their cheaper subcontractors.
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Offline redcatcherb412

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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2019, 11:00:00 AM »
Friendly Fire, isn't.

So very true, it's downright hateful.
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Re: Statements That Can be Proven
« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2019, 11:40:18 AM »
it's impossible to drink a full 12 ounce beer.  dont believe me, drink a glass of milk and then look at the glass.


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