Friendly Fire, isn't.
True story that.
a. There are no eggs in eggplant.
b. A pineapple is not part of the apple genome.
c. Your alarm clock goes off in the morning, but in fact, the alarm turns on at the set time.
d. English muffins didn’t originate in England.
e. We park our cars in a driveway and you drive on a parkway.
f. When we send a parcel by a courier car called a shipment, but if you send that same package on a ship, it's called cargo.
g. Our noses run, but our feet smell.
h. A Puma in the wild is a silent and effective predator, but stick him in an airplane, you can't get the guy to shut up.