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Offline Fatty

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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2002, 03:03:15 PM »
Not sure where we're going tonight, we're on a secret mission and even I don't know the details.  All I can say for sure is that I will steal beers.
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2002, 03:20:56 PM »
I like to lurk behind the bar.  not only are the beers fresher, but i can also pilfer all kinds of hard liquors and wines. I probably drink drink more shots of Jack Daniels than anyone else in here.  I even have the opportunity to sample the pitchers before they get passed across the bar, and if i want to i can switch the requested Guiness with Bud Lite and there's nothing they can do to stop me.

don't even get me started on what i can do to domestic beers before they even rise above counter level.

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My ultimate goal is to always gulp down the other beer, not to simply sip it.  :)

by Shane I love how drunks try and justify their drunkeness. :rolleyes:

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Deja, I'd say just about the *only* things that can be "proven" in a bar are one's definitions of big bladder and "i'll get the next round". It's the rest that's the illusion.
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Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
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Offline Tac

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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2002, 03:29:39 PM »
mmmm....
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Offline Lance

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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2002, 03:34:50 PM »
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It was like watching someone go for the Guiness record for eating the most dog turds in a row... disgusting but fascinating nonetheless... all gone now.


Heh!
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2002, 03:45:10 PM »
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mmmm....


That pic is the most hilarious thing I've seen since, well, since I passed this on to my manager to describe how my contract negotiations were coming along...
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Offline JoeCrip

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« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2002, 03:53:41 PM »
Trust me, lol, I'll be back

I have parents who live in a different state, and have different credit cards. All i have to do is call them and ask. I regester under my parents name, and they wont know it's me. Unfortuantly, i'll have to be "undercover" and start as a newbie again.
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Offline hblair

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« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2002, 04:03:29 PM »
You are a reel slick fellar. You done cracked their kode!
Ewe go boy!

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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2002, 04:06:15 PM »
and if you steal my beer i will throw and empty can at the monitor in hopes that it will fly in thru to the other side and smack you lilly acce   in the head.


box

whats the best kinda beer?

free beer --specialy stolen........;)
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« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2002, 04:08:24 PM »
It's not your handle that makes you stand out, special k.


SOB
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2002, 04:10:26 PM »
Really? Might it be my whining? lol, I of course realize that under my new name, i would have to cut the whining., But hey, just signed up for WW2ON, and it's awsome. Gives me second thoughs about comming back to Kill Stealers High (aka Aces High).
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2002, 04:12:23 PM »
Suddenly, this thread is looking up! Get the Guiness Book guys on the phone!

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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2002, 04:12:24 PM »
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It's not your handle that makes you stand out, special k.


SOB


I think you mean "Special Ed".


*Who needs spell check when I've got Shane?*
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2002, 04:14:07 PM »
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It's not your handle that makes you stand out, special k.


SOB


yeah, he'll be easy to spot even under cover of his parents.

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Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798

Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2002, 04:17:25 PM »
I'm going to take this opportunity to thank all that took part in the infamous "Check 6" thread.  It was absolutely hilarious.:D
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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2002, 04:25:03 PM »
Its threads like this that get people fired for laughing from thier cubicle...
You can stop the laughing by pluging your nose..but how do you get rid of the tears real quick...
Please leave posts like this for after working hours pacific time..
thank you.
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