Author Topic: My policy for beers (Read 568 times)

Zippatuh · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2002, 04:49:53 PM »

1 out of 3 beers stolen, lol, I like it!

Guinness record for most dog turds, stop it! I was already about to choke when I read that one Toad.

LOL, boy am I glad I checked the BBS.

hitech · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2002, 05:07:47 PM »

Just make sure EVERYONE! leaves my scotch alone.

muckmaw · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2002, 05:24:23 PM »

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Originally posted by Shane

yeah, he'll be easy to spot even under cover of his parents.

ROTFLMAO!!!! Oh my GOD that is a classic line.

Shane, respectfully request to use that one in my daily interactions.....

Oh man, I'm gonna get fired yet!

Hortlund · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2002, 05:28:59 PM »

Actually I dont think he would be sending out 100 check 6 calls to people stealing his kills if he was here undercover. Would kinda ruin the undercover-part

Bluedog · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2002, 08:20:03 PM »

The worste of the lot is when that beer is a confirmed empty...you sighted it, grabbed it, skulled it...even held it down for a bit.
It's now warmed up, regurgitated, spat out and spiralling it's way to the deck, you have that smug ' another one bites the dust' look, and indeed have allready started your SA routine in search of another, when some lowlife leaps over your shoulder, and steals it before it hits the ground.
now come on man!! couldnt ya see that beer was finished? do your beer budget numbers mean THAT much?? ;-)

Blue

Animal · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2002, 08:21:31 PM »

Beer, scotch, and "leaving for a better sim: WWIIOL" threats on the same thread! And not to mention asking your parents for permission to use their CC, in a retarded Arnold Swarschneger voice!
JoeCrip, congratulations, you have taken the long awaited throne for a place previously ruled by TheWobble.

The tard is dead, long live the tard!

moose · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2002, 08:37:43 PM »

I rule.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2002, 09:33:37 PM »

Well, Fatty's entire policy is based on how sober he is at the time.

So, going by that... we can assume that after he's had his 9th beer stolen, then he's had 6.. so this means that by this point he's actually seeing 2 beers instead of 1 which means that as the night progresses the number of beers stolen from him multiplies 2 times for every 3 beers consumed after the point of "double vision" has begun.

So... according to my mathematically figured charts that can only be viewed by getting me a cheap hooker, I believe that Fatty's incorrect in saying that 1 out of 3 beers as stolen. I actually believe it closer to 1 in 9 beers.

Now... what did I say? I do not know.
-SW

loser · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2002, 09:33:53 PM »

i dont get his thread. Who cares if someone steals your beer!!!

you can always up again (off the couch or floor etc...) and have another beer in your hand in seconds!

i dont mind when a chain of other beer drinkers are trailing behind me and my beer and try to take it away.

The only time i really dont like beer stealers are when i take 30 minutes to trail down my beer, only to have it snatched from under me, (or if the liquor store is closed.)

Yeager would say: "RELAX IT'S JUST A BEER!"

oh and by the way Hitech, if you ever run into me, be damn sure you have that scotch held tight!

mjolnir · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2002, 11:59:11 PM »

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Originally posted by loser

oh and by the way Hitech, if you ever run into me, be damn sure you have that scotch held tight!

Shhh.......Don't tell anyone, but he keeps it hidden behind the seat of his LA-7.........

Mitsu · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2002, 02:03:28 AM »

Who stole my beer!?

-Mitsu

Mitsu · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2002, 02:19:40 AM »

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Originally posted by mjolnir

Shhh.......Don't tell anyone, but he keeps it hidden behind the seat of his LA-7.........

Bring sake to Aces High!!!

HiTech, please add "sake" to my Ki cockpit too.

sake = Japanese liquor

http://www.japansake.or.jp/sake/english/index.html

-Mitsu

Kieran · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2002, 07:19:53 AM »

Sorry Mitsu, but with the proliferation of anime, Flash videos, and "Yatta" it is quite obvious the Japanese cannot hold their liquour. Find another form of entertainment...

TheOxman · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2002, 08:36:58 AM »

my quote says it all:cool:

Dawvgrid · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2002, 08:47:10 AM »

If a beer goes down,I sure will follow it right down to the floor

Dare you if you try to stop me:cool: