Here is my experience as a pilot: An attractive blonde woman I met said she had a Beech 18 and she would teach me to fly it.
It sounded fun to me and I always wanted to be a pilot, so we went to the airport the very next evening. We took off and flew out over the desert. She showed me how the autopilot worked and then she suddenly took off all her clothes. I didn't know what to think about this. She said she was the 'captain' of the ship and ordered me to get naked. Well, what could I say?
She said this was part of learning to fly and I might as well get used to it.
So I got naked and she got me onto the couch just behind the cockpit door. Actually, it wasn't too bad. We thrashed around there for awhile and she worked me over pretty good. Every now and then she'd get up and go to the cockpit to 'check on the bird,' whatever that means. She always came right back.
After some time, I was wiped out. She said I could fly the thing back to the airport and we sat there naked in the cockpit with her letting me steer the airplane. I had no idea what I was doing. On top of that, I looked like a boiled chicken and felt like a gutted snowbird.
She said that is the way all real pilots learn to fly and I might as well get used to it. She said this was 'real aviation.' She had beautiful breasts...real hummers if you know what I mean. Not a bad butt, either.
I don't know how in the hell you pilots ever learned to fly an airplane in those conditions. My hat is off to all of you.
As for me, I got out of 'aviation.' I talked her into going to Hawaii on one of those big airliners and it was a lot easier. Of course the flight attendants didn't like her (my flight instructor) because she was such a knockout and the airline food sucked. But that is another story.
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vega
Dickweed Heavy Bomber Group
