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Offline Hangtime

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Kurt Tank Goes Kamping
« on: July 23, 2002, 12:11:01 PM »
Willie Messerschmidt and Kurt Tank are discussing their experiences in the Hitler Youth, Boyscouts and the great outdoors...

Willie asks Kurt "..if you vas to fall asleep vile kampfing, und you voke up vit a rubber hanging out yer ass, vould you tell anybody??"

Kurt, perhaps starltled by some past memory blurts "sheiss! dumpkoph!, NEIN!!"

"Ach," replies Willie... "vant to go kamping??"
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Offline Pei

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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2002, 02:52:18 PM »
Was this from the RLM Bumper Book of Jokes?
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2002, 10:16:10 AM »
1946, Willie Messerschmidt and Kurt Tank go out to the Arctic Ocean and catch a walrus. They tow it to the shore and try to carry him to their home nearby. It is extremely difficult: the tail fins are very slippery and fangs always get stuck between stones and pieces of ice...

Semyon Lavochkin walks out of a house smoking and sees this tired pair sweating but still far from their destination. "Hey, guys, isn't it better to carry the walrus holding the fangs, so it's much more comfortable as a handle, while tail fins will slip over the stones and ice?"

They talk a while, and Kurt and Willie finaly get hold of the fangs.

"Kurt, it's funny, but it's really much easier and we go faster! Looks like that Russians are smarter then we..."

"Willie, I don't think so, look, we came back to the sea!"
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Offline Fatty

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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2002, 10:21:23 AM »
Hang even if not recycled mere days from our boards, that was a pathetic, forced, utterly humorless attempt.

I must publicly berate you now for being an embarrasment to your squad.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2002, 10:24:28 AM »
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Originally posted by Fatty
Hang even if not recycled mere days from our boards, that was a pathetic, forced, utterly humorless attempt.

I must publicly berate you now for being an embarrasment to your squad.


So, that's like your squads equivelent of the Medal of Honor for Hang?  WTG HANG! :D
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2002, 11:33:21 AM »
Damn.

I've been promoted again.

Tank you all, so very much.



*fuuuuurrrblllap*
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2002, 01:49:26 PM »
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Hang even if not recycled mere days from our boards, that was a pathetic, forced, utterly humorless attempt.

I must publicly berate you now for being an embarrasment to your squad.


So Fatty, How DID you dispose of that rubber????   :D
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Offline Elfenwolf

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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2002, 04:04:53 PM »
Leave it to Fatty to be wise enough to not leave any DNA evidence:)
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2002, 04:09:40 PM »
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
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