Originally posted by Innominate 
while(hangar->fighter == HANGAR_UP) 
{
     set_fuel(25);
     fly(DIR_NORTH, PLANE_LA7);
     die(VULCHED);
}
Problem for the reader: How many languages could this code be valid in? 
:D:D 
At least perl and php.  Probably tcl and python, though I never use them.  Oh, I'm sure you could force that into looking something like C or C++.  Personally, I was thinking:
Country myCountry = Map.pickCountryWithMostPlayer
 s();
while(stillFieldsAvailable())
{
  int fieldNumber = myCountry.findBusiestField();
  moveTo(fieldNumber);
  while(isAvailable(Hangar.FIGHTER))
  {
    Plane myPlane = getRandomDweebPlane();
    fly(myPlane, Direction.NORTH);
  }
}
