Only time I've been seriously bit by a dog was by my Uncle's German Shepherd when I was 5 yrs old.
Owned dogs all my life, from Brittany's for hunting (gun reference for MT

) to a lab, to a Keeshound (great dogs btw) to Australian Blue Heelers for herding cattle (another great dog, IMO).
All of my cousins were around the same age, so the dog was very accustomed to being around small children.
He turned on me without warning, and as best as I can remember, I don't think I provoked him. Damn thing went right for my head...I still have a scar from one of his teeth in my forehead, and he chewed off the tip of one of my ears.....that hurt!
Anyway, my Uncle (took place on his farm) see's this and makes an instant decision.....heard a "bang" (another gun reference for MT) and my dog problem was solved.
Think what you want of it, but I have never feared another dog since that day.
Years later, I was driving down the street going to work and see a bunch of kids scatter across the street...I look over and see a German Shepherd has this little girl basically pinned against this tree.
I slam the brakes, jump out of the car, just beat the dog's owner to the dog, and friggin nail that dog with a swift kick....dog yelps..owner graps him and doesn't say a word. He knew I just saved him a huge lawsuit by getting to the dog before the dog got to that little girl.
And just so Elfie knows, I wouldn't even think of abusing animals. Eating them is another matter entirely

Cobra