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Offline Kanth

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« Reply #135 on: August 27, 2002, 01:11:34 AM »
God hates cats too.

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...and before you ask, a "Sailcat" is that flattened critter on the highway (preferably a cat, can't stand the fish-eyed things) that has been run over so many times it is as flat as a pancake, and once dried can be thrown around like a frisbee.
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« Reply #136 on: August 27, 2002, 07:15:51 AM »
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There is nothing 'natural' about a progression from simpler to more complex.  Stuff rolls down hill.

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Wrong.
As the enviroment changes and organisms find the need to adapt and compete with other species, they will evolve accordingly, and with each generation more complex methods to survive and thrive.
Take a look at the Chameleon.

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« Reply #137 on: August 27, 2002, 08:25:44 AM »
The field mice at work were very destructive and annoying.   We got two kittens and raised em.   We don't have any mice problems anymore.   The first couple nights we left the cats in the building  it looked like a slaugterhouse the next day.  

Some idiot is trying to raise large cats... breed housecats up in    size...  You wouldn't want to have 40 pound cats running around.   they are not some sobbering moronic doggie.
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« Reply #138 on: August 27, 2002, 09:08:09 AM »
I've seen a 40 pound cat before.. not a pretty sight.

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« Reply #139 on: August 27, 2002, 10:11:33 AM »
I ran into a 40 pound cat once, but I shot him (gun reference for MT :) ) because he scared me!

We call 'em bobcats.

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« Reply #140 on: August 27, 2002, 10:19:28 AM »
I LIKE GUNS!!!!!


sheeesh!





I think all Liberals should be armed and learn to shoot. I can picture it now...

"ABC news reports the Rosie O'Donnel Breast Cancer Survivor Pistol Packin Gay Mommas are attacking the EIB studios again. Rush is outgunned and outweighed by the pink clad liberals.... film at 11"

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« Reply #141 on: August 27, 2002, 10:22:33 AM »
Dog is God backwards... think about THAT for a second!
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« Reply #142 on: August 27, 2002, 10:24:04 AM »
Then both are Man's best friend......but not woman's because they like cats.

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« Reply #143 on: August 27, 2002, 10:28:28 AM »
But dude... like... what if... God was like... your Dog.... and like my Dog... was like God.... I mean... wooaahhh!! and like Santa is really Satan.. and... oh man, I've got the munchies...
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« Reply #144 on: August 27, 2002, 11:41:45 AM »
Cobra, I have a tomcat that sprayed the inside of my pick-up and I can't get the smell out. How much would you charge me to fly out here and shoot him?

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« Reply #145 on: August 27, 2002, 11:45:11 AM »
ewww... nothing will get THAT out

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« Reply #146 on: August 27, 2002, 11:56:00 AM »
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Wrong.
As the enviroment changes and organisms find the need to adapt and compete with other species, they will evolve accordingly, and with each generation more complex methods to survive and thrive.
Take a look at the Chameleon.


Animal,

Your dogmatic belief in the theory of evolution is remarkable.  You don't seem to know anything more about it than those of us who don't believe in it, yet you think we are morons for believing the theory has huge flaws.  

The natural order causes things go from high order to low order, from high energy to low energy.  Everything flows down hill.  The theory of evolution says that sterile chemicals can eventually turn into chameleons by random interaction.  There is no evidence that such a progression is possible, and the laws of nature make it very unlikely.  Name any other natural phenomenon where random events create more complexity rather than more simplicity.

If life had spontaneously come into existence in a mud puddle or an undersea volcanic vent, that's probably where it would have stayed.


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« Reply #147 on: August 27, 2002, 11:56:13 AM »
What was this thread about?

Anyway, back to the cats.

 A couple years ago a stray got into one of Travel Trailers on the lot and "spent the weekend". In fact it was dead when we opened the trailer up to prep it for shipment. But the cat had his revenge. That trailer was so smelly you needed a hazmat suit just to walk inside. OMG! We ended up gutting the thing and redoing all the upholstery.

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« Reply #148 on: August 27, 2002, 12:02:25 PM »
RA, we haven't even fully explored the depths of our oceans.

We don't really know much about anything.

Which lends credence to a lot of speculation.

Hence the possibility for a God, no God, evolution, creation, etc.

It's all speculation based on the fairly limited history we have.

How long have we been catogorizing living things for? Not long enough to notice any change... not long enough at all.

So what do we know? Not much at all... but this doesn't necessarily lend reality as we know it to being created by something or someone.

It very well could of just came to be.

But like I've said, our history and what we have recorded is extremely limited... mostly because we use to be extremely simple people.
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« Reply #149 on: August 27, 2002, 12:50:06 PM »
Elfie,
Air Fare and a Hot Tub party should cover the job.

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