Author Topic: Rip Check 6!!! (Read 537 times)

funkedup · « **on:** August 23, 2002, 06:53:15 PM »

I am a super nerd, made up of parts of lesser nerds.

Boroda · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2002, 07:32:53 PM »

RIA-TASS reports:

Another Subaru car disappeared between Omsk and Novosibirsk. Probably because Western drivers don't pick up Siberian hitchikers.

Funked, can you ride 2000km when it's -40C without any stops?

Sorry, I'm drunk, and I strted to drink with guys from Siberia who practice hitchhiking. They prefer KAMAZ

Boroda · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2002, 07:35:45 PM »

BTW, Funked, do you know that Subaru is a trade-mark for former Nakajima factories?

JoeDirt · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2002, 07:36:37 PM »

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BTW, Funked, do you know that Subaru is a trade-mark for former Nakajima factories?

soft skin?

funkedup · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2002, 07:36:53 PM »

Boroda for 2000 km I will need a relief tube, a lot of coffee, and a KC-135 flying very low.

I think the temperature would be OK as long as I don't shut off the engine. I drove in -30 C a few times in Illinois, no problem.

I hope you are drinking some good Polish vodka, not that Russian stuff.

funkedup · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2002, 07:37:49 PM »

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Originally posted by Boroda
BTW, Funked, do you know that Subaru is a trade-mark for former Nakajima factories?

I know it's Fuji Heavy Industry, is that the same as Nakajima? If so, COOL. I always liked the Ki-43, -44, and -84.

funkedup · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2002, 07:39:48 PM »

http://www.fhi.co.jp/english/corp/outline/out_007.html
Cool!

Fatty · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2002, 08:35:00 PM »

That is beyond sad.

Boroda · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2002, 08:55:42 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
Boroda for 2000 km I will need a relief tube, a lot of coffee, and a KC-135 flying very low.

For Siberian guys it's OK to go drink some beer to a city 2000km away for a weekend

They say we are chicken to go drink good coffee from Moscow to Leningrad, only 650km

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I think the temperature would be OK as long as I don't shut off the engine. I drove in -30 C a few times in Illinois, no problem.
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Illinois is a place I watched across the Mississipi when I was in the US in 89

-20C and I heard that they didn't see such a "frost" (hehe) in 50 years in St. Louis

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I hope you are drinking some good Polish vodka, not that Russian stuff. [/B]

Polish vodka is nice. But I don't have "Klubowa" here, I have pure aethanol mixed with Coke

Anyway Poles invented Vodka, but we made it fine and tasty

Cobra · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2002, 09:57:13 PM »

I agree Fatty, unless, of course, he starts posting about clear coat paint finishes as well.

Cobra

Hangtime · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2002, 11:29:23 PM »

*sigh*

another rice burnin POS car machine stamped inna country that can't wait ta get us all force-marchin thru an economic desert so they can gleefully bayonet us as we drop from exhaustion.

Must make yah feel good at night knowin that your oh-so-sweet and awsome driving fine foregin car was produced with the prime intent to take money and jobs outta this country.

Buy American. And squeak about it. Don't by Forigen, and Gloat.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2002, 11:30:34 PM »

Sorry funked... but that license plate combined with that car makes you even gayer than animal.

Hangtime · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2002, 11:40:04 PM »

btw, nice car, yah gay traitor!

Samm · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2002, 01:38:09 AM »

Straight pimpin .

Pongo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2002, 01:44:53 AM »

thats for some other funked right...there is no way you could fit in that thing...