Mystery revealed: The reason for a Nikki's existence

[poopster]

For those times when bounced headon by said nikki with altitude and smash while flying a F4U-1 on the deck....

After a few pilot thingy's the burning wreckage of nikki litters the landscape...








BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!!!

BRING IT !!!

[XNachoX]

You sad sad little man.....
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MA:VFA-136 <==NIGHT HAWKS==>
CT:VF27 Hellcats

[akak]

Originally posted by poopster
For those times when bounced headon by said nikki with altitude and smash while flying a F4U-1 on the deck....

After a few pilot thingy's the burning wreckage of nikki litters the landscape...








BRUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!!!

BRING IT !!!

You forgot one more reason...To make us laugh.


Ack-Ack

[poopster]

There comes a time in ones life when the job takes precedence above and beyond personal feelings. It troubles me to do this..

Ack-ack, I luv ya man..

But..

Please place your hands on the hood of the vehicle and spread um.

Do you have anything in your pockets I should be concerned about ??

You have the right to remain silent..

Anything you say can, and will be......

[Blue Mako]

Originally posted by poopster
Ack-ack, I luv ya man..
...
Please place your hands on the hood of the vehicle and spread um.

Am I the only one getting worried here???  

[poopster]

MAKO KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ! !

Where the hell is my whistle...

DON'T MOVE

It's here someplace..

DAMM !!

Ok, ok, let's everyone calm down here..

I'm armed !!

In fact, I have two..

and...

I got one swingin..

YOU WANNA SEE MY BADGE ???

.....it's here someplace..

let's see, I had it out on another thread..

had some reports, put it...

Well..

I lost it....

[marauder]

Alright, alright,  nothin' to see here;  move on, move on....

[Puke]

Am I the only one getting worried here???

If he were Rook, the sheep would be getting worried too.  But thankfully, Poopster is all Knight.

[Griego]

I wouldn't get worried untill  he put on the rubber GLOVE.

[Samm]

Who is Nikki ?

[akak]

Originally posted by poopster



Please place your hands on the hood of the vehicle and spread um.

It's polite to at least buy a few drinks before popping that question.


Ack-Ack

[poopster]

Maruader I'm glad your here. NICE car by the way.

This is a volitile situation, I've seen two carloads of rooks cruising about. Can't miss them, they drive cars with steering wheels on both sides..

Theres 15 or 20 bish on that street corner. Been there awhile too. There starting to slip and fall on all the drool..

Could you take the perpetrater in custody ?? I...ah..don't have room in the cushmen...

I'll take statements...can I borrow a pen ?? Seems I have misplaced mine.....I had it just...

Mr. Puke, glad you made it. Was just about to call out the dogs..

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Was going to call for gas, but remembered beet1e has the night off..

Can you grab the crime scene tape from the cushman ?? It's behind the seat underneath the wetsuit and box of rubber gloves..

STEP BACK PEOPLE !!

Yes Mr. Puke I'm well aware that it's a roll of yellow lawn chair webbing. DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY GIVE ME TO DRIVE ?????????

Somebody PUUULLEEEZE stop that gentlemen from disrobing...

....at the very least, stop him from singing

or..


..have him do some Tony Bennet

[marauder]

I can take the perp. into custody. I'm the Chiefs favourite.. so he gave me a nice roomy Cushman "White Van" (damn, there's those quotes again,  please forgive me!). And btw you can get your perps. back to the station after arresting them more quickly by drivin' on sidewalks and paths where people wa...... SCREECH! HONK!!! WATCH IT!!! DAMN PEDESTRIANS! MOVE ASIDE!!:mad:

[Slash27]

what?