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Offline Sandman

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What Would Jesus Do?
« on: October 07, 2002, 12:36:21 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2002, 12:43:50 PM »
Hmm...I gave up after about three lines or so...
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2002, 12:44:44 PM »
So Jesus would selectively quote scripture in a troll? :confused:

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He'd be like Joe Don Baker in "Walking Tall"
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2002, 12:45:27 PM »
and take a baseball bat and dish out frontier justice upon the neighbor's dog for mauling his cherished Toyota 4Runner.  :mad:
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Re: He'd be like Joe Don Baker in "Walking Tall"
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2002, 12:52:26 PM »
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and take a baseball bat and dish out frontier justice upon the neighbor's dog for mauling his cherished Toyota 4Runner.  :mad:


LOL...

You forgot... hand-made baseball bat. :)
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2002, 12:58:54 PM »
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So Jesus would selectively quote scripture in a troll? :confused:

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ROTFLOL! Thanks for todays chuckle! :)
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2002, 01:08:38 PM »
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So Jesus would selectively quote scripture in a troll? :confused:

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I'm just not hitting it square lately... When I purposely troll I can't get a hit... when I throw out an interesting perspective, I'm "trolling". :)
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2002, 01:12:44 PM »
delete this garbage post and get down to some serious revenge on the evil bandwith stealers.
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2002, 01:19:20 PM »
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delete this garbage post and get down to some serious revenge on the evil bandwith stealers.


That would require a 34-inch Easton aluminum bat with rubberized grip. :mad:
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Offline Fatty

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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2002, 01:58:50 PM »
Forgotten by the author, or simply unknown, was his claim of always checking WWJD was one of the main reasons I voted against a seminary dropout named Gore.

As far as the war goes I'm pretty strongly against it, but the democratic party isn't showing much of an alternative as it lines up as fast as possible to sign on.  Was sorry to see Dick Armey roll over today.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2002, 02:35:56 PM »
The difference between a troll and an interesting topic is just 1/8"...


Wait a minute, thats the difference between a homerun and a foul ball.


nevermind.
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2002, 02:51:16 PM »
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The difference between a troll and an interesting topic is just 1/8"...


Wait a minute, thats the difference between a homerun and a foul ball.


nevermind.


and both involve a baseball bat at some point.
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Offline MrCoffee

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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2002, 05:37:55 PM »
He seems like a no strike your never out kinda fella to me but then I dont think they ever had baseball back then. Hayzeus dont play baseball but the Jews and the hookers did play rock tossing though, an ancient form of baseball still prevailent in some parts of the world.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2002, 05:39:20 PM »
Jesus Alou!
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2002, 05:44:00 PM »
Even better!
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