Worst/sappiest song lyrics ever;

[eskimo2]

Nominate the 3 worst song lyrics that you can recall (That have not yet been posted).  Include the “artist” if you can.

I’ll start;

“Having my baby, what a beautiful way to say how much I love you.” (“artist” -  not sure)

“I write the songs that make the young girls cry, I write the songs of love and speeeecial things.”  (Barry Mansahoe)

“Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much, yakity-yak? bla-bla? …and cryyyyyy .  (“artist” -  not sure)

eskimo

[funkedup]

Too many culprits to mention during the musical dark ages known as the 1970's.

[myelo]

Not sappy, but if you can find a worse line in a song, I don't wanna hear it:

Billy Mac, is a detective down in Texas
And though he knows just exactly what the facts is

---Steve Miller

[Toad]

1. THE OHIO EXPRESS
Yummy Yummy Yummy
(Resnick/Levine)

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you

2. THE OHIO EXPRESS
Yummy Yummy Yummy
(Resnick/Levine)

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you


3. THE OHIO EXPRESS
Yummy Yummy Yummy
(Resnick/Levine)

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you

[midnight Target]

"The Night Chicago Died"


Brother what a night it really was..
Glory beeeee.


Followed closely by "Billy Don't Be a Hero"

[Kieran]

"Bill-eeee, don't be a heeee-roh,
Don't be a foool with your lii-fe!"

****************************

"Run! Joey, Run! Joey, Run...
Daddy please, don't,
it wasn't his fault,
he meeeans so much to me.

Daddy please, don't,
we're gonna get mar....ried....



Run! Joey, Run! Joey, Run..."

[NUKE]

"If I die before I wake, feed Jake.... he's been a good dog."

Not only the line, but the whole basis for the song "Feed Jake"

[AKDejaVu]

"Wanna put your tender heart in a blender"

What kills me, is this guy was praised as being great with lyrics.  Man.. I shake my head whenever one of his songs come on.

AKDejaVu

[AKDejaVu]

oooo.... this one is for Fatty and Creamo...

"With the space he invades he gets by on you."

This one line ruins an otherwise excellent song.

AKDejaVu

[Creamo]

Too easy.

PUT THE BONE IN

Put the bone in
She yelled at the store
'Cause my doggie's been hit by a car
And I do want to bring him home something
Put the bone in
She yelled out once more
Because the meat from the pork is so sweet
And the bone from the pork give to me
Put the bone in she begged him
As she paced across the floor
Put the bone in she yelled out once more

Put the bone in
She yelled at the store
Cause my doggie's been hit by a car
And I do want to bring him home something
Put the bone in
She yelled out once more ...

It was a flip side on a 45 I remember as a kid, I think on what that song "Seasons In The Sun", which at the time I thought was 'groovey'and is equally as hideous. Then I heard 2112 and Ted Nugent. Early seventies.

Dega, don't ruin my perfect Sunday! (well the Bucs won, so ok)

[Pollock]

I got a brand new pair of rollerskates you got the brand new key

Quick pass the magnum I need to end it now...

[Ozark]

“Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby? You said you'd be coming back this way again baby. Baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, baby. I love you, I really do.”
This POS is stuck in my head while getting coffee on the way to the airport.

Hey NUKE; always make sure your dog gets fed. Heck, write a song to remind everyone about it.

[eskimo2]

Man, this thread was a bad idea.  
I hope I don't have any of these songs buzzing through my mind tommorow.

Nuke, deja,
Who wrote them?

If you know who wrote anything that you see in this thread, please respond.

eskimo

[Ozark]

Originally posted by eskimo2
Man, this thread was a bad idea.  
eskimo

Ya think?!?!

[weazel]

ALL OUT OF LOVE


I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile and my heart
For times when my life feels so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

Chorus:
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

Chorus

Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?

Chorus(3x)

The guys who wrote this one win the pathetic lovesick award.