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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2002, 11:52:12 AM »
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Sappy songs?...Paul Mcartney


Silly Love songs"I.........Love........You..."..Repeat until nausea.


Another "Wings" classic hit that still makes me ill.

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« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2002, 04:58:30 AM »
Why the hell do people sing about their tormented hearts, their undying love, the woman/man who they want back?

It's just silly. No one cares about you or your white trash trailer living homecoming queen or how she used to smile to you. Go away.

"oh but it stirs emotions. We've all experienced something similar".

Sure, but SOME don't go around parading with it tattoed on our forehead. SOME get on with it instead of whining.

F*cking suck it up and follow through. No need to be a screamy girl about such little things in life. It's not like it matters in the long run. It's not like there ain't 3 billion people of the opposite sex.

Sheeesh. I absolutely HATE love songs sung by rutabagas who have yet to experience what hardship REALLY is about.

What a bunch of schoolgirls.

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« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2002, 09:04:51 AM »
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Why the hell do people sing about their tormented hearts, their undying love, the woman/man who they want back?


I agree.  That's why the best songs are about ships that go down in November storms on the Great Lakes, or guys who give their sons girly names, or big men who save the lives of miners by holding up the beam while his coworkers escape, or about surfing, or about driving really fast cars, or about Christmas, or about sensing vengence in the air tonight, or about the levee breaking, or the ultimate rock-n-roll tune about Kashmir.

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« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2002, 09:24:11 AM »
Anything by "Bread"

dh

(Baby Ima want you, Baby Ima need you )

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« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2002, 09:29:03 AM »
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I agree.  That's why the best songs are about ships that go down in November storms on the Great Lakes.


ahh Gordon Lightfoot..love his stuff.
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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« Reply #50 on: December 17, 2002, 10:49:05 AM »
I think gofaster was making use of irony :D

If so, good use. If not, all the more power to him :D

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« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2002, 11:04:20 AM »
"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille..."  (Kenny Rogers)

Huck!  Puke!

Good lyrics include:

"Out in the west-Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."  (Marty Robbins)

Top THAT all you big city, hard rock dweebs!

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« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2002, 11:18:43 AM »
That "I am woman" thing by Helen Reddy drove me nuts, but I'll have to settle on the theme song for Billy Jack....

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« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2002, 11:35:29 AM »
EVERYTHING about the movie "Billy Jack" was stupid, not just the music.  

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« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2002, 11:39:14 AM »
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I think gofaster was making use of irony :D


At first I thought so too...but then I saw the references to when the levee breaks and Kashmir and thought...nah.
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« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2002, 11:42:43 AM »
Billy Jack song - "One Tin Soldier"

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« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2002, 11:44:15 AM »
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Good lyrics include:

"Out in the west-Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."  (Marty Robbins)

Top THAT all you big city, hard rock dweebs!

Shuckins


"El Paso" one of my all time favorites.

I really love the Grateful Dead's version. :D

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« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2002, 12:12:26 PM »
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At first I thought so too...but then I saw the references to when the levee breaks and Kashmir and thought...nah.


You're right - the ultimate pop song award goes to the Beach Boys for "Good Vibrations", which was considered a dud when the Boys were recording it.  They thought Brian Wilson was insane (and he probably was) when he came up with the chord changes.  You can't dance to it, it has no continuous beat, but the spirit is rock solid.

Ultimate Rock n Roll tune - "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin.  That song is so immortal its even been soundbit'd for rap songs (which may or may not be a good thing).  

Gordon Lightfoot may have been a 1 or 2-hit wonder balladeer, but he did manage to get a song right and do it so that nobody else could copy it with the same feel.  Its like the national anthem by Jimi Hendrix - you can try, but you'll never be better than the original.  Jimi hit the highwater mark for guitar solos with that one and nobody is going to be able to recapture that soul.

{edit: I gotta include the ultimate ballad in this post: "Ghostriders In The Sky", one of the best American folk songs turned into pop recording ever put on a 45}
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« Reply #58 on: December 17, 2002, 12:20:39 PM »
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"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille..."  (Kenny Rogers)

Huck!  Puke!

Good lyrics include:

"Out in the west-Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."  (Marty Robbins)

Top THAT all you big city, hard rock dweebs!

Shuckins


In a little café just the other side of the border
 She was just sitting there givin' me looks that made my mouth water
 So I started walking her way
 She belonged to that man, José
 And I knew, yes I knew I should leave
 When I heard her say, yeah, yeah
 
 Come a little bit closer
 You're my kind of man
 So big and so strong
 Come a little bit closer
 I'm all alone
 And the night is so long


My wife and I get a kick out of dashboard-dancing to that one when we're in the car.

"Kashmir" may be the best rock-n-roll song written, ever.  But probably the best ballad I've heard has got to be "Ghostriders In The Sky".  In fact, I'm going to go back and amend it to my earlier post.

An old cowboy went ridin' out one dark and windy day,
upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way,
when all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw,
plowin' through the ragged skies, and up a cloudy draw.

Their brands were still on fire, and their hooves were made of steel,
their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel.
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky,
for he saw the riders comin' hard, and he heard their mournful cry.

Chorus:
Yipie i-oh! Yipie i-ay! Ghost riders in the sky.

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred,
their shirts all soaked with sweat.
He's ridin' hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet',
'cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky,
on horses snorting fire, as they ride on, hear their cry.

As the riders loped on by him, he heard one call his name :
"If you want to save your soul from hell a riding on our range,
then cowboy change your ways today, or with us you will ride,
tryin' to catch the devil's herd, across these endless skies."

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« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2003, 05:20:43 PM »
Hehehehe....PUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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