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Offline mrfish

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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2002, 06:55:22 PM »
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[break]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2002, 06:58:34 PM »
Google says it's Westlife. And their hit Seasons in the Sun sucks just as hard.

Goodbye Emil, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
Goodbye Emil, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
I wish we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the hills we could climb were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to show me right from wrong
But too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye Papa, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little kids are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Francoise, my trusted wife
Without you I'd had a lonely life
You cheated lots of times with them
But I forgave you in the end
Though your lover was my friend

Goodbye Francoise, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With your lovers everywhere
Just be careful, I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me joy and helped me find the sun
And every time when I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground


Glug, glug.

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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2002, 07:00:05 PM »
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Originally posted by eskimo2

“Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much, yakity-yak? bla-bla? …and cryyyyyy .  (“artist” -  not sure)


That is Dan Hill.

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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2002, 07:01:14 PM »
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Originally posted by Creamo
Google says it's Westlife. And their hit Seasons in the Sun sucks just as hard.

Goodbye Emil, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees
Goodbye Emil, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
I wish we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the hills we could climb were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to show me right from wrong
But too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye Papa, it's hard to die
When all the bird's are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little kids are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye Francoise, my trusted wife
Without you I'd had a lonely life
You cheated lots of times with them
But I forgave you in the end
Though your lover was my friend

Goodbye Francoise, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With your lovers everywhere
Just be careful, I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach

Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me joy and helped me find the sun
And every time when I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground


Glug, glug.


But Creamo, I think that this is about 109s;

Emil & Francoise

:)

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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2002, 07:01:58 PM »
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Man, this thread was a bad idea.  
I hope I don't have any of these songs buzzing through my mind tommorow.

Nuke, deja,
Who wrote them?

If you know who wrote anything that you see in this thread, please respond.

eskimo


Feed Jake by Pirates of the Missisppi.... other lyrics in same song:

"Now I lay me down to sleep
 And pray the Lord my soul to keep
 If I die before I wake, feed jake, he's been a good dog"

"Now if you wear an earing, some will call you gay
 But if you drive a pickup, well you must be straight"

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« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2002, 07:08:11 PM »
actually the song kinda grows on you (believe it or not)

 he aint got laid in a month of sundays
 caught him once and he was snifluff'n my undies


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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2002, 07:23:09 PM »
Ahh Meatloaf - Things in the rear view mirror appear closer than they really are


What kinda handsomehunk song is that?

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« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2002, 08:37:33 PM »
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro.

Such classic lines as..
"She wrecked the car and she was sad and so afraid that I'd be mad, but what the heck" WHAT The HECK!!!! :rolleyes:

"You've done What"!!!! more like.

Though I admit "Seasons in the sun" probably beats it.

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« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2002, 09:19:38 PM »
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu
oooo.... this one is for Fatty and Creamo...

"With the space he invades he gets by on you."

This one line ruins an otherwise excellent song.

AKDejaVu


Rush sux. :D

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« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2002, 10:51:37 PM »
Anything NOT done by AC/DC  :cool:

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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2002, 12:19:47 AM »
I dont know wich one it is..but its by bobby goldsburo..

You can have your tv and your night club, you can have your drive in picture show...Ill stay here with my little man near..well listen to the radio...Ill spend my time watching bobby grow..

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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2002, 12:26:03 AM »
Paul Anka was responsible for 'You're Having My Baby"

Not that I'm a fan, I just remember useless trivia.... now, where the hell did I park my car?:confused:
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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2002, 01:59:10 AM »
That accursed ketchup song!
Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2002, 02:39:37 AM »
"keep me after class,
put your ruler up my arnold
lesbian nun"

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« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2002, 06:10:47 AM »
"Anticipation" - Carly Simon

Didn't James Taylor write that? I like it, anyway.