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Offline rpm

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« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2003, 11:54:06 PM »
How could the band that gave us Ventura Highway and Horse with No Name simultaniously give the world Muscrat Love?

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...
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« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2003, 11:57:07 PM »
Anything that Celine Dion sings can top all of yours.

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« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2003, 08:52:46 AM »
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Anything that Celine Dion sings can top all of yours.


"I am de greatest singer in de world!"  
Someone should hand her a mirror and let her know how butt-ugly she is.  No wonder she sleeps with her dad....errrr, manager.  And this from the same country that gave us Shania Twain....who I think is a better singer and a little easier to look at.
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« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2003, 10:11:54 AM »
AFTERNOON DELIGHT

By Starland Vocal Band

arggggh!!!

It's now in my head



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« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2003, 10:20:11 AM »
Truly a subversive thread somehow resurrected after six months, just won't die like the songs themselves.  

Many magnificent candidates, but one that always prevails simply for epitomizing the double entendre is Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy....
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« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2003, 10:27:59 AM »
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Originally posted by rpm371
How could the band that gave us Ventura Highway and Horse with No Name simultaniously give the world Muscrat Love?

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...


Muskrat love was The Captain and Tenniel, not America.

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« Reply #66 on: July 08, 2003, 11:21:25 AM »
!!! it should be called the "get a crappy song stuck in your head" thread.... cripes

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« Reply #67 on: July 08, 2003, 12:15:11 PM »
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Originally posted by myelo
Not sappy, but if you can find a worse line in a song, I don't wanna hear it:

Billy Mac, is a detective down in Texas
And though he knows just exactly what the facts is


---Steve Miller


Dude, you have to keep going to get the full awfulness of that verse:

Billy Mac, is a detective down in Texas
And though he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' off of other people's taxes

Mix in some hand claps... groan. And I Like the Steve Miller band lol.

But as far as sappy songs, for me it's a toss up between "McArthur Park" and that god awfull song from Titanic.

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« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2003, 12:18:54 PM »
bit of trivia.....

Steve Miller plays the sappy hippie who's guitar is trashed by Bluto in "Animal House".

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« Reply #69 on: July 08, 2003, 12:26:23 PM »
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bit of trivia.....

Steve Miller plays the sappy hippie who's guitar is trashed by Bluto in "Animal House".
"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone..."

I did not know that was Steve Miller.  Excellent bit o trivia.

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« Reply #70 on: July 08, 2003, 12:52:30 PM »
LMAO.....

Muskrat Curval, Muskrat Lazs
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Lazs's so skinny.




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« Reply #71 on: July 08, 2003, 01:19:20 PM »
wow, MT.  I had no clue that was Steve Miller.  "I once gave my love a cherry..."  lol.

Oh, if you ever get a song stuck in your head, sing Fishheads to yourself.  It's guaranteed to clear out any song stuck in your head.

fishheads fishheads
roly poly fishheads
fishheads fishheads
eat them up...  yum!
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« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2003, 01:54:50 PM »
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ahh Gordon Lightfoot..love his stuff.


If he'd just buy a bridge and a chorus for this one. Waaaaay too repetitive.

Now for sappy you just can't beat Petula Clark.
"Don't sleep in the subway".

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« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2003, 01:56:58 PM »
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wow, MT.  I had no clue that was Steve Miller.  "I once gave my love a cherry..."  lol.

Oh, if you ever get a song stuck in your head, sing Fishheads to yourself.  It's guaranteed to clear out any song stuck in your head.

fishheads fishheads
roly poly fishheads
fishheads fishheads
eat them up...  yum!


Actually, the best way to eliminate bad songs in yer head is think of yer favorite JH riff. Try "Purple Haze" or "Foxy Lady".

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« Reply #74 on: July 08, 2003, 02:05:16 PM »
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Muskrat love was The Captain and Tenniel, not America.


Hate to bust ya on this.
You were just beaten to death by C & T's version. America unearthed the beast.
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