personally, I like this one, too

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I paid my bills
time after time
but whenever I post something, mean guys spank me
tho' I committed no crime
About those dumb posts
who haven't written a few
so why don't you all just cool it and let this poor guy rant to youuuu!
(chorus) and it's going on and on and on and on!
Weeeeeeee are the whiners my frieeeeend!
and we'll keep on whiiiiining to the eeeeeend!
We are the whiners, we are the whiners
Just don't call us boners
cuz we are the whinnnnnerrrs,
of the world!