personally, I like this one, too 

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 I paid my bills
 time after time
 but whenever I post something, mean guys spank me
 tho' I committed no crime
 About those dumb posts
 who haven't written a few
 so why don't you all just cool it and let this poor guy rant to youuuu!
 (chorus) and it's going on and on and on and on!
 Weeeeeeee are the whiners my frieeeeend!
 and we'll keep on whiiiiining to the eeeeeend!
 We are the whiners, we are the whiners
 Just don't call us boners
 cuz we are the whinnnnnerrrs,
 of the world!