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Offline frl

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« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2003, 04:01:41 PM »
Um, k can we make it a bipartisan house. Also please create a parade comittee as I would like to be aboard such comittee. Thanks so much, tootaloo.

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« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2003, 04:15:26 PM »
FunkedUp,

I hereby humbly submit my application for appointment as Director of the B.R.A.

Bureau of Reckless Abandon

I don't know exactly what we'll do yet, but my resume will assuredly be highly classified, thereby giving you the highest levels of plausible deniability with regards to anything my Bureau allegedly does.

(For those not 'in the know', which would be most: In the mid '90s, a Madman Partying Surfer Dude who worked in the Radiology Department at Stanford Medical Center as a Radiology Technician made maybe the coolest tshirt ever: "B.R.A." on the front with a federal-looking seal - crossed surfboards each flanked by a fishing pole with a wreath of beers and fish underneath...on the back  - "Bureau of Reckless Abandon", or 'bra' for short...surfer for 'brother', or 'Beer Rules All', or things fun to remove from women, etc., etc., etc. - think of the creator as Jeff Spicoli with 120 more IQ points and deciding to go into medicine for a career)

Presidente for Life FunkedUp, I also propose to found a State owned and run defense aerodynamics company:

Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems



Your Loyal, Evil, Secretive, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy supporting Servant,

Wulfie

p.s. I highly recommend lazs2 as Chief Engineer of Yoyodyne's Department of Offensive Automotive Technology, Big Loud American Ultra-Poor Gas Mileage Division.

p.s.s. lazs2 should also be on the development team at Yoyodyne's Heuristic Engine Manufacturing Institute. :)
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« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2003, 04:19:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Airhead
Uh...Oct, if you are a lady...and you hook up with Funked...then yes, you will be his first lady.:D


LOL!  That was beautiful :D


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« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2003, 04:28:27 PM »
lol, brutal...

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« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2003, 04:29:15 PM »
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math.... you can never like your car too much.... so long as you are fully dressed.
lazs


Ahh, but that's the rub...

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« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2003, 04:40:41 PM »
or not...as the individual case may be

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« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2003, 04:56:07 PM »
SOB you are hereby exiled to Newest Mexico.

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« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2003, 05:45:41 PM »
stay away from grassy knolls funky...

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« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2003, 06:00:08 PM »
I would vote for ya bro...


But you have to promise not to quit when the bastages start saying how you run things is bad!

:D :D :D

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« Reply #54 on: January 03, 2003, 06:51:09 PM »
may i suggest a new anthem? just replace jerry brown for president funkenstein....

DEAD KENNEDYS LYRICS

"California Uber Alles"

I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president

Carter power will soon go away
I will be Fuhrer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here
Big Bro' on white horse is near
The hippies won't come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice

Come quitely to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas
Serpent's egg's already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown

California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California

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« Reply #55 on: January 03, 2003, 07:02:10 PM »
I'm your governor Pete Wilson, ya know
The baddest governor to ever grab the mic and go
BOOOM !
Gimme a budget and watch me hack it !
Gimme a beat and I'll show you how to jack it !
I give the rich a giant tax loophole
I leave the poor living in a poophole
At time when Aids is in a crisis
I cut health care and I raise prices
Sales tax, snack tax, excise tax
Information attack with a newspaper tax
Hit the pocket books of working families
Increase tuition at the universities
Some day I'll command all o' you
Even your kids are gonna pray to me in school
Soon I'm gonna be the president
You might remember the last one this state sent
California Uber Alles. California Uber Alles.
California Uber Alles. California Uber Alles.
I'm so proud to know the Great Communicator
Wanna be known as the Great Incarcerator
I'll blow environmentalists away
And I'll be the fuhrer some day
I'll keep cuttin' Public Education
even though we rank 45th in the nation
I've got a plan for all the minorities
Send'em to the California Youth Authorities
From San Francisco Urban Elementary
to Pelican Bay State Penitentiary
There they can work for the master race
and always wear a happy face
Close your eyes, it can't happen here
Big Brother in a squad car's comin' near
Come enjoy the surf and the sun
and keep California number one !
California Uber Alles. California Uber Alles.
California Uber Alles. California Uber Alles.
Now it's 1992
Knock knock at your front door, yo guess who ?!
It's the suede denim secret police
They've come to your house for your longhaired niece
Gonna send her off to a camp
'cause she's been accused of growing hemp
Don't worry it's only a shower
And now for your clothes here's a pretty flower
Gonna die on malathion gas
The serpent's egg has always been hatched
People starvin' and livin' in the streets
because they tried to mess with me President Pete
California Uber Alles. California Uber Alles.
California Uber Alles. California Uber Alles.

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« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2003, 12:35:31 PM »
Funked,

Can I be the head of religon?

First agenda, all women must walk naked, ugly ones must be shot!

Oh and I want to be the head of census!!!!!!!!

Porn 24/7 no editing allowed.

CB

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« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2003, 12:36:13 AM »
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Put me in charge of the Air Force... or I'll send my kittens after you!!!
-SW

 Damn that is some funny chit.

I tried to recreate the film at home but my kittens helmits wont stay on. How did you keep them from falling off?
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« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2003, 12:41:46 AM »
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Originally posted by Octavius
can i be the first lady?!



  You must not have ever seen a picture of funked.
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« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2003, 10:18:36 AM »
Ice I am dead sexy!