FunkedUp,
I hereby humbly submit my application for appointment as Director of the B.R.A.
Bureau of Reckless AbandonI don't know exactly what we'll do yet, but my resume will assuredly be highly classified, thereby giving you the highest levels of plausible deniability with regards to anything my Bureau allegedly does.
(For those not 'in the know', which would be most: In the mid '90s, a Madman Partying Surfer Dude who worked in the Radiology Department at Stanford Medical Center as a Radiology Technician made maybe the coolest tshirt ever: "B.R.A." on the front with a federal-looking seal - crossed surfboards each flanked by a fishing pole with a wreath of beers and fish underneath...on the back - "Bureau of Reckless Abandon", or 'bra' for short...surfer for 'brother', or 'Beer Rules All', or things fun to remove from women, etc., etc., etc. - think of the creator as Jeff Spicoli with 120 more IQ points and deciding to go into medicine for a career)
Presidente for Life FunkedUp, I also propose to found a State owned and run defense aerodynamics company:
Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
Your Loyal, Evil, Secretive, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy supporting Servant,
Wulfie
p.s. I highly recommend lazs2 as Chief Engineer of Yoyodyne's Department of Offensive Automotive Technology, Big Loud American Ultra-Poor Gas Mileage Division.
p.s.s. lazs2 should also be on the development team at Yoyodyne's Heuristic Engine Manufacturing Institute.
