Author Topic: I had lunch with two Yanks today. :) (Read 3739 times)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #105 on:** January 06, 2003, 01:43:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Hey Lazs, I looked on a map and there's an ocean in the way. No biggie cause I have a boat that holds 50 gallons of gas and has an emergency oar so we should be alright. Maybe we could stop in Bermuda, wear Speedos and burn Curval's corneas out on the way to England.

It shouldn't be hard to find Beatle, though- it looks like England is a tiny little island about the size of Oregon.

ROTFLMAO!!!

Wlfgng · « **Reply #106 on:** January 06, 2003, 01:58:08 PM »

both great posts:D

beet1e · « **Reply #107 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:00:34 PM »

Gentlemen, gentlemen! No need to get all bent out of shape...

Wlfgang - u are right! The autogyro probably has an aircooled "Limbach" engine, which is based on the VW beet1e car engine - LOL! Lazs would not be seen dead in it!

RC51 - "Look hes just pissed" - yes, well I did drink two large cups of tea...

AKDejaVu.... no need to get willied.

Airhead! OK, Bring your boat. But if you've only got 50 gallons of gas, I'd come the shortest distance possible if I were you! Suggest you drive through Canada in Lazs's Elky, towing your boat behind, then when you reach the Atlantic coastline, sell Lazs's Elky and use the proceeds to buy that 50 gallons of gas. You'll have a few $ in change so buy some winter woollies. The shortest route from Lazsland to Limeyland is a little chilly at this time of year, and dark too. Even in the summertime, it looks like this....

Wlfgng · « **Reply #108 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:16:21 PM »

lazs you may have to put ice-skates on your elky...
and maybe a floation device...

may I suggest using a beetle... they're supposed to float

Curval · « **Reply #109 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:23:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Maybe we could stop in Bermuda, wear Speedos and burn Curval's corneas out on the way to England.

Lazs in speedos?

lazs2 · « **Reply #110 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:24:06 PM »

well.... I gotta admit... I did fly ultralights for a time and even owned one. they have little 50 horsepower rotax 2 cycle engineskinda cool tho to lookdown between your knees at the countryside 300 feet or so below ya.

I never claimed to be very bright but I at least can follow what is being said.
lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #111 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:26:03 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
Lazs in speedos?

...with Curval blinded...groping his way around the boat, THAT would be an interesting Boat log.

Curval · « **Reply #112 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:27:46 PM »

Wouldn't want to touch the wrong thing......like...

lazs2 · « **Reply #113 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:30:40 PM »

airhead... I looked at a map and even if all that blue stuff is water... it isn't but 4 or five inches across. even if it isn't to scale.... how far could it be? 50 gallons should be more than enough but we might wanna bring some 'merican food case we get distracted or something... One thing for sure... we don't wanna buy any gas over there... It's like about 4-5 bucks a gallon! I know... sounds like I'm toejamtin ya but it's true.... good thing you can walk across the whole little island in a day or so or it would be a squeak to live there.
lazs

lazs2 · « **Reply #114 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:31:49 PM »

curval.... do you like gladiator movies?
lazs

Curval · « **Reply #115 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:40:57 PM »

Is that what is showing on the boat ride over?

I suggest you guys take British Airways across "the pond". The economy class in a BA777 is better than First Class on all of the American carriers I've been on.

Beet1e...they are apparently heading here before venturing over to Britain, so they will need to go on a more southerly course than if they went direct.

Of course if they do wear speedos our morality cops will head them off about 5 miles out so they may never make landfall here.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #116 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:45:22 PM »

Beetle. One question...would I fit in if I didn't come over to England without my tooth brush and tooth paste?

H. Godwineson · « **Reply #117 on:** January 06, 2003, 02:57:38 PM »

Someone once told me that the men in England are prettier than the women.

I'm here to set the record straight. Been there. It isn't so.

But it's a close contest.

Shuckins

beet1e · « **Reply #118 on:** January 06, 2003, 03:16:48 PM »

Ripsnort! You'll be fine. I'll see to it.

BTW, I'm seeing my dental hygienist this week.

It will be the usual prod-poke-scrape-scrape-ow-sorry-prod... repeated every 10 seconds for 20 minutes, then... whizzzzzzz... the orange flavoured tickling brush.

Shuckins! wouldn't know about English women. I never had an English girlfriend since 1976. Long story. Right now, I have the lovely Tomato, and she's not English - but no-one can guess where she's from...

Ripsnort · « **Reply #119 on:** January 06, 2003, 03:18:45 PM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
Ripsnort! You'll be fine. I'll see to it. BTW, I'm seeing my dental hygienist this week. It will be the usual prod-poke-scrape-scrape-ow-sorry-prod... repeated every 10 seconds for 20 minutes, then... whizzzzzzz... the orange flavoured tickling brush.

We stopped doing that type of dental procedure years ago! Now its all done with hyper-sonic thingies.....no more prodding and scrapping (unless you've really let your teeth go!). Tell your Dental hygenist to "catch up with America"