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Offline hawk220

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how many of you are hostage to Valentines Day?
« on: January 23, 2003, 08:00:54 AM »
the most contrived 'holiday'  is coming up.. Valentines Day..  where hoards of women demand absolute attention and the greeting card and diamond industry laugh all the way to the bank. How many of you have a gun to their heads from their women with instructions to lavish them with chocolate and expensive dinners?

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2003, 08:51:34 AM »
Thanks for the reminder. Last year I forgot until I was on my way home from work. Stopped at the truck stop and picked her out a six of Bull and a Dale Ernhardt memorial lighter. It's gonna be hard to top that one.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2003, 09:02:37 AM »
I have to be a hostage to this day...it is also my wedding anniversary.
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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2003, 09:04:15 AM »
And to the single guys......Don't think it all ends when you get married.

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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2003, 09:24:12 AM »
Heh, I live with a woman who thinks that Valentines Day is just a cynical exercise is consumer brainwashing, and she's right.

Buy your woman a gift when it isn't Valentines day, it counts for a lot more!

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2003, 10:08:31 AM »
Might as well ask "how many of you are male and have a female significant other?"
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2003, 10:10:37 AM »
Thanks for the great idea Myelo... can I use that?

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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2003, 10:19:10 AM »
Almost forgot... thanks.

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2003, 10:55:55 AM »
Curval is a smart man...killing two birds with one stone.

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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2003, 11:09:05 AM »
I dont suffer from V D ;)
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2003, 11:13:22 AM »
im a hostage but against my will... i hate hollidays that force you to spend time with your wife.

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2003, 11:22:26 AM »
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Curval is a smart man...killing two birds with one stone.


I'm glad someone recognised this;)

Two major advantages:

1.  It is cheaper.
2.  I never forget our anniversary (Hallmark won't let me forget Valentines Day with all the TV ads)
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2003, 11:26:42 AM »
I gave my wifey a 500.00 gift card from Home Depot once....just once.

Truthfully, my wifey is very cool and is my pal as well....I enjoy spending time with her. After all, she puts up with me flyin this silly sim.....well, and a few other silly things too:)

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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2003, 11:57:33 AM »
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Curval is a smart man...killing two birds with one stone.


Yea, but he needed to trick his wife into having sex. :eek:

He should have tried begging like the rest of us.

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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2003, 12:02:39 PM »
OUCH Curval.. did you have to endure a Valentines Day themed wedding too? with pink and red as your colors and everything with little red hearts all over it? I prolly would have dived thru a stained glass window..


I consider myself a very lucky man.. one of the first things my wife told me when we started dating, was that she considered V Day a load and 'dont you dare get me a box of chocolates or a diamond or some crap like that'.. I knew I had to marry her right then.