gawddammit, santa, just when we have the axis of weazils all boxed up and ready to send ta hell, COD; you pop in with some noise about us badmouthin all of europe.
We ain't pissed at poland, are we??
There's even some pizzaria in denmark that won't serve frogs or kraut till the tourist season starts.
butterin A, we know who our friends are. Theres at least 6-7 folks in europe that don't hate us. We know who they are. We sent 'em condoms and silk stockings. (Hortland.. yer sex wax is on back order)
whereas Europe is a continent full of ungrateful nations with people wearing clogs or leather, or possibly clogs made out of leather.
We know the diffrence between the Luftwaffe and the dutch. You must be confused.
We're pissed.
You seem to have gotten that part right.
And Europe isn't pissed like us.
Of course not. Who in hell can get pissed on that stinky foamy beer. That toejam just gives us a headache. You guys ain't even gotta deal with a decent hangover. And don't get me started on Perrier.. even my alchoholic cat won't touch those little green bottles of vichy pee the morning after.
Euros love Saddam Hussein and everyone not in favour of the war are in favour of Hussein. We're pissed and irrational - therefore we are right'.
Well, toejam, the guy dresses like he's a Legionaire, WTF is up with that? And try gettin as pissed as we are, see how butterin rational you sound... (did i just say what i thought he said?)
'We're the mightiest nation on earth and we have 250 different kinds of toilet paper, including really fluffy stuff.
When Mr. Whipple see this, he's gonna be pissed too. You miserable Danewuss, you didn't even mention two-ply hugahunk.
Now, we're gonna have to TP yer butterin country tonight.
We don't need the UN and Europe with its puny economy can go to hell.
Well, yah got that part right, too. Thanks fer stayin with the ratio quota.

They don't even bother to check the facts; Spain is in Europe. UK is in Europe. Denmark is in Europe. Same with former Soviet 'colonies'.
Unless yah bomb us, we really don't give a toejam where yah are. But if yah do bomb us... we'll find out EXACTLY where yah are.

Some reporter is reputed to have remarked to Colin Powell that only 10% of americans even know where the hell iraq is on the map. Powell replied.. "..and the bad news for iraq is that 10% happens to be in the US military." As long as we can play 'smack the towelhead' anywhere on the planet from Whiteman AFB, who the butter cares where yah are? We don't need to know where Spain, Denmark and Lithuania is.. the Air Force knows.
To put it in a way so that those involved will understand it; yer current way of arguing isn't winning anyone over and to an objective observant, there's very little differentiating your style of posting and logic from that of for instance Straffo and blitz. You think they come off as fanatic nutters? Not only them, matey.
Well, Jeezus butterin popsicle! You just now catchin on to the dismal fact that americans are as nutty as the proverbial fruitcake? You ever see ANY hollywood movies?? Fer gawdsakes, man, we're ALL diddlyin nutcases! We've been warnin the world for 50 gawdamned years.. "we're scary-crazy. we have nukes. don't piss us off!". Is there ANYTHING we've done in the past 50 years that would indicate that we're playin the game with the full deck?
Dammo.. have I been shouting up my own bellybutton fer a turd burger fer three years here and accomplished NOTHIN???..
now i'm depressed.
