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« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2003, 05:33:20 PM »
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Does anyone have solid evidence that Saddam has only one testicle? If that were the case, then I think the comparisons to Hitler would be more substantive. I withhold judgement until I see the evidence.


Saddam does have only one ball. The other is in the Albert Hall. And there is substantitive and verifiable evidence that his mother (a reputedly unclean fornicator) regularly serves bollocks for scallops for tea.

I heard Bush mumble it, I'm sure.
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« Reply #61 on: March 09, 2003, 03:27:04 AM »
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Originally posted by Dowding
Saddam does have only one ball. The other is in the Albert Hall. And there is substantitive and verifiable evidence that his mother (a reputedly unclean fornicator) regularly serves bollocks for scallops for tea.

I heard Bush mumble it, I'm sure.


Actaully that is possibly true, as our PM Johnny Howard (the P is for Parrot I suspect) confirmed today that he's not entirely sure what Bush mumbles, but he whole heartedly agrees...and infact has been known to have juggled a testicle or two for both Tony and the boy king when they're feeling amorous after a jolly good back slapping session,  so he knows what he's talking about.
 
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« Reply #62 on: March 09, 2003, 03:48:39 AM »
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Originally posted by -tronski-
Actaully that is possibly true, as our PM Johnny Howard (the P is for Parrot I suspect) confirmed today that he's not entirely sure what Bush mumbles, but he whole heartedly agrees...
 
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Don't fool yourself into thinking you know what's going on in this world. The first duty of power is to perpetuate itself, and we don't even know who the actual powerful people are. Truman started the whole American tradition of secrecy after WWII with Project Paperclip, in which the CIA put captured Nazi scientists to work on America's nuclear arsenal, the space program, and all this "otherworldly" technology they'd come across. (And you know what I mean.) Then they got Truman to create the super-secret Majestic 12 committee to oversee Project Paperclip, not to mention other weird stuff the government wanted hidden. They ran the whole thing, and they've been running it for years, but nobody knows who "they" are. But I'm pretty sure they're all Freemasons.  

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« Reply #63 on: March 09, 2003, 08:21:40 AM »
Man, I hope you were in a lead-lined room when you typed that last one!
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« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2003, 12:58:41 AM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Don't fool yourself into thinking you know what's going on in this world. The first duty of power is to perpetuate itself, and we don't even know who the actual powerful people are. Truman started the whole American tradition of secrecy after WWII with Project Paperclip, in which the CIA put captured Nazi scientists to work on America's nuclear arsenal, the space program, and all this "otherworldly" technology they'd come across. (And you know what I mean.) Then they got Truman to create the super-secret Majestic 12 committee to oversee Project Paperclip, not to mention other weird stuff the government wanted hidden. They ran the whole thing, and they've been running it for years, but nobody knows who "they" are. But I'm pretty sure they're all Freemasons.  



Freemason's eh?

stonecutters perhaps?



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« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2003, 01:13:09 AM »
here's the culprit.
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« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2003, 03:43:12 AM »
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Freemason's eh?

stonecutters perhaps?

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Just the tip of the conspiracy iceberg...  (by the way 'source 12' is a code name for 'The Onion':D  The particular quote I used was from "Ask a Conspiracy Theorist" advice column)

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« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2003, 06:41:29 AM »
No hate here,

but


What can you expect, if you call poeple "traitors/asses/etc" because their govnmt *disagrees* with yours?

Oh yeah... and that line about "culture" will have me chuckling for a few hours.
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