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Offline straffo

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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2003, 01:57:48 PM »
If you get Osama the best way to deal with him would let this scum be judged by an islamic tribunal near the mecca.

I guess Saoudia can provide some unbiased judge in this case.

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« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2003, 01:59:58 PM »
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I thought the "Jimmy Dean Pork Sausage Anal Rape" was pretty creative....

now  were you talking honey maple or italian spice?


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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2003, 02:23:21 PM »
Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal had an article on what would likely happen to Osama if he was captured. Basically, they said  US officials have ruled out bringing him back to the US for any type of criminal trial, because this would require releasing too much sensitive information to his defense lawyers.

More likely would be some sort of war crimes type trial or the ol' shot-while-resisting-arrest deal.
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« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2003, 02:27:15 PM »
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Should drown him in pork fat, then resuscitate him and ask him if there were 72 virgins waiting for him in heaven.


I've always wondered this. What the heck sort of bad things do virgins have to do to get this type of deal?
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« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2003, 02:33:03 PM »
With a bunch of right wing American nut-jobs so they could see how much they have in common.

Only bad thing is we would then probably end up with an American chapter of AQ.

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« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2003, 02:40:17 PM »
Weazel, what handle do you use here when your vitriol level is down?
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« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2003, 02:50:21 PM »
You office pogues probably seen this already.





> > We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office.  Five of the six have been apprehended. Their names are: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin . They have been taken into custody.  Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, at your office.  Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

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Told ya already....
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2003, 06:27:03 PM »
I have only one UBB account in use.  :D

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Weazel, what handle do you use here when your vitriol level is down?


Wheres the vitriol?

Lets compare OBL to right wing nut-jobs.

OBL: Advocate of religious government.

RW N-Js: Same as above.

OBL: Advocate of religious based schools.

RW N-Js: Same as above.

OBL: Makes war in Gods name.

RW N-Js: Same as above.

OBL: Religious nut-job.

RW N-Js: Same as above.

The only real difference between the Christian right wing in America and OBL is who they choose to worship.

He uses meat bombs in planes, we use computer chips in cruise missles.....the end result is death for someone with either method.

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« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2003, 07:19:58 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2003, 07:26:29 PM »
I'd like to string him on a catapult,launch him throught the uprights at Giant's Stadium and see him splat on the scoreboard.
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« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2003, 07:27:10 PM »
Life must suck carrying that much baggage Weazel.

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« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2003, 07:29:34 PM »
I'd shove  4" PVC tube up his arse and pour red ants in the tube.

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« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2003, 07:34:25 PM »
I'd make him read every post on the AH BBS.

Maybe strap him into a chair and expose him to Channel 1 in the game for a little while.
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« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2003, 09:08:12 PM »
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I've always wondered this. What the heck sort of bad things do virgins have to do to get this type of deal?


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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2003, 09:52:10 AM »
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Life must suck carrying that much baggage Weazel.


Look at the worlds religions..... founded upon some magic.... founded upon some apparition or voice from the clouds....or a burning bush.

Founded upon the intervention of the supernatural in one guise or another.....miracles, revelations, a mortal man born of "God".... by a virgin.....who ultimately rises from the dead.

Look at the effect of the worlds religions, those movements that have swept up millions with their fantastical claims.

Look at what they have done to human history.

Look at the wars fought on account of them....look at the persecutions.....the massacres.

Look at the pure enslavement of reason.....look at the price of faith and zeal.

I'm hard put to determine what is more evil, religion or the pure idea. The intervention of the supernatural or the elegant simple abstract solution.

Both have bathed earth in suffering, both have brought the human race literally and figuratively to its knees.

It is not man who is the enemy of the human species.

It is the irrational....it is the spiritual when it is divorced from the material.

Baggage?

Seems to me your the one carrying about 2000 years of it.