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[Sandman]

Originally posted by Martlet
Sandman- I understand that it doesn't make sense to you.  That is why I urge you to buy the coloring book version of my post when it is released.  It specifically targets your 3rd grade level of education.

No reason to be insulting.


salamander.

[Martlet]

Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
No reason to be insulting.


salamander.

Thanks.

My parents think so, too.

[Dead Man Flying]

Originally posted by Martlet
Dead Man Flying-not once did I state burning the flag should be illegal.   I don't believe it should be, since I feel that would be going against the very thing it represents.  If someone wants to be a hipocritical moron, the government shouldn't stop them.  I find it offensive, though, and I have stopped flag burners.

Then we're not nearly as far apart on the issue as it would seem.

Though you are an amazinhunk.  

-- Todd/Leviathn

[Dead Man Flying]

Originally posted by Martlet
I'll send you a copy too.

Thanks.  I'm curious what will happen to me when I burn it.

-- Todd/Leviathn

[Martlet]

Originally posted by Dead Man Flying


Though you are an amazinhunk.  

-- Todd/Leviathn

I've known that for years

Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
Thanks.  I'm curious what will happen to me when I burn it.

-- Todd/Leviathn

Absolutely nothing.  Complimentary copies of "My Take on Flag Burning---Moron Edition" makes a great fire starter.  

[Dead Man Flying]

Originally posted by Martlet
Absolutely nothing.  Complimentary copies of "My Take on Flag Burning---Moron Edition" makes a great fire starter.

But there's a picture of a flag on the cover!  

-- Todd/Leviathn

[Martlet]

Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
But there's a picture of a flag on the cover!  

-- Todd/Leviathn

All flag images have been removed in the Moron Edition.   The adult version has flags, however.  If those are burned, a light flashes in "Conspiracy and Oppression HQ".  My goon squad arrives shortly after to administer a savage beating.  I've been told it involves pumpkins inserted into strange areas.

[Dead Man Flying]

Originally posted by Martlet
All flag images have been removed in the Moron Edition.

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But if you remove all images of flags from the Moron Edition, how are morons going to know that it's about flags?  I mean, flags... f-l-a-g-s... that's five letters.  Better to just use a picture.

The adult version has flags, however.  If those are burned, a light flashes in "Conspiracy and Oppression HQ".  My goon squad arrives shortly after to administer a savage beating.  I've been told it involves pumpkins inserted into strange areas.

Isn't rectal pumpkinization illegal in most states?

-- Todd/Leviathn

[Sandman]

[miko2d]

Martlet: Ok, I should have written this at a 3rd grade level.

As I stated before.  The flag represents IN MY OPINION the country as a WHOLE.  INCLUDING freedom.  If you still don't understand my post, send me a PM and I'll draw you a diagram.  Maybe coloring book style.

...

see above reply.

 OK, let's see - by "IN MY OPINION" do you mean "the absolute infallibe truth", which means it must be outlawed or that it is just your poinion and enyone is entitled to theirs and it must not?

 About "country as a WHOLE". Even if we assume your silly opinion that US flag represents that, does it mean it must be illegal to disprove of the country as a whole? What I peacefully try to persuade my state of NY to secede? Should it be outlawed?

 I am not even going to the "INCLUDING freedom" stuff. The Founding Fathers would roll in their graves if they leaarned what you consider "freedom".

 So, cut the crap and tell us, would you vote to outlaw the flag burning or not? Or draw a picture, whatever, smartass.

 miko

[Martlet]

Originally posted by miko2d
Martlet: Ok, I should have written this at a 3rd grade level.

As I stated before.  The flag represents IN MY OPINION the country as a WHOLE.  INCLUDING freedom.  If you still don't understand my post, send me a PM and I'll draw you a diagram.  Maybe coloring book style.

...

see above reply.

 OK, let's see - by "IN MY OPINION" do you mean "the absolute infallibe truth", which means it must be outlawed or that it is just your poinion and enyone is entitled to theirs and it must not?

 About "country as a WHOLE". Even if we assume your silly opinion that US flag represents that, does it mean it must be illegal to disprove of the country as a whole? What I peacefully try to persuade my state of NY to secede? Should it be outlawed?

 I am not even going to the "INCLUDING freedom" stuff. The Founding Fathers would roll in their graves if they leaarned what you consider "freedom".

 So, cut the crap and tell us, would you vote to outlaw the flag burning or not? Or draw a picture, whatever, smartass.

 miko

Your post has shown me the "Moron Edition" is far too advanced for some people.  I currently have staff looking into a "Blocks Edition".  This is not unlike the lettered blocks sold by Fisher Price.  They target a toddler audience.  I'll put you on the list.  Don't worry, there are no sharp edges.

[Hangtime]

i'd like to protest france...

martlet, in your opinion, would it be ok to burn france?

when i'm done, can i burn miko?

i can get a great deal on BBQ starter fluid, pre-season...

[senna]

Go to Orchard Supply. They have great deals on materials there!

[Martlet]

Originally posted by Hangtime
i'd like to protest france...

martlet, in your opinion, would it be ok to burn france?

when i'm done, can i burn miko?

i can get a great deal on BBQ starter fluid, pre-season...

Burning France is fine.

Burning miko is better.  miko is a prime example for tougher immigrant regulations.