Author Topic: Why there are no single women my age (Read 1678 times)

Dago · « **Reply #30 on:** May 07, 2003, 01:45:20 PM »

I suspect Micheal Douglas has spent about half his money on plastic surgery and botox.

dago

Ripsnort · « **Reply #31 on:** May 07, 2003, 01:53:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Arfann
Riiight. Until some neanderthal drags 'em off behind the barn for some rough sex. Then they in loooooove.

We'll have to teach you liberals how to be optimistic!

Zigrat · « **Reply #32 on:** May 07, 2003, 05:07:31 PM »

dude who cares he gets to screw catherine zeta jones. did you see entrapment? when i am 60 if i am hitting that **** i will think i've gone to heaven

Wlfgng · « **Reply #33 on:** May 07, 2003, 05:20:16 PM »

saw them at a concert here last summer...
she's more stunning in person than in film.. H O T

midnight Target · « **Reply #34 on:** May 07, 2003, 06:36:10 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
When you get to be my age, hopefully, you will have learned that good natured, kinky and clean are much more important than good looks in a woman.
lazs

Amen!

The Ex was a runner up Miss Raging Waters.... 10 years of good looking HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GrimCO · « **Reply #35 on:** May 08, 2003, 08:51:42 AM »

Man, from reading these posts, I must be the luckiest guy in the world!

I'm not rich, kinda ugly I suppose, in good shape, but not a muscle head. My wife is absolutely beautiful, doesn't give two craps about money, and is just as "amorous" as I am shall we say.

I've always wanted to own a classic car. She told me to buy it.
She lets me play AH without complaint

Never has a "headache".
Let's me grab wheelies on my motorcycle while she's on the back

We'll occasionally go to a stip club TOGETHER.
She's like my best friend (old cliche, but absolutely true).

I guess I'm just one lucky SOB.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #36 on:** May 08, 2003, 08:59:35 AM »

Grim, I'd like to say "hang on to that one" but I cant until I have further information... like cup size.

lazs2 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 08, 2003, 09:00:09 AM »

congrats grimm... my first wife was like that for quite a while. You should do that while you are young.
lazs

GrimCO · « **Reply #38 on:** May 08, 2003, 09:04:38 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
congrats grimm... my first wife was like that for quite a while. You should do that while you are young.
lazs

Well I'm 35... Suppose thats still pretty young. Although I don't heal quite as fast as I did when I was 18... LOL

GrimCO · « **Reply #39 on:** May 08, 2003, 09:06:07 AM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Grim, I'd like to say "hang on to that one" but I cant until I have further information... like cup size.

LOL Saur,

I have to admit if I gave out my wife's cup size on here, I'd feel like a total moron. Suffice it to say I like em. I like em a lot! LOL

boxboy28 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 08, 2003, 09:30:24 AM »

But Grimm the question is, is she BI? she like to share her women with you?

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 26, 2003, 12:53:26 PM »

Add Kevin Costner to the list. Bastards!!

udet · « **Reply #42 on:** June 26, 2003, 04:20:05 PM »

go beat him up and take his woman!

XNachoX · « **Reply #43 on:** June 26, 2003, 04:49:15 PM »

Money, it's a crime
share it fairlybut don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say
is the root of all evil today
but if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away, away, away
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All the bliss and beauty will be gone
Will my weary soul find release for a while
At the moment of death I will smile
It's the triumph of shame and disease
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Wlfgng · « **Reply #44 on:** June 26, 2003, 05:27:55 PM »

he parades her around town.. wouldn't you?