Also, imagine you're on foot, at night in downtown Phoenix with your wife/family... you'd probably be more likely to react the way I did as opposed to turning around to chat.
No no no... lets get this Wobble proper.
Your on foot (love that btw), with your family, holding a apple pie, going to Walmart to buy a American Flag for your porch, because you have had it up before the neighbors and the terrorist attacks, and it's dang near worn out from flying it so often as a kung-fu fighting American.
Then a bum, not frail at all, pry a weight lifter strung out on steroids, stricken with warts, aids, and hepatitis C, attacks your family out of the blue, because he has a keen sense of who wants him electrocuted for being homeless.
He grabs your arm, while thinking about reaching for a LONG bladed folding knife, and you tear off your shirt all sweaty and quickly consult your vast knowledge of Arizona assault laws, somewhat confused. Unfortunately for him, being reactionary is not taught in schools, or Yale, and the superior manly bum fighting genes kick in and you knock him unconscious. Saving not only your wife, who is on foot (the horse was sick?) but losing his felon grip on your arm, and getting statements from the crowd who agree he had ‘bad intent’.
You left out what kind of car you drive. A 120mph pickup would be sweet.
