Author Topic: Worst movie ever?.... (Read 3132 times)

emodin · « **Reply #60 on:** June 27, 2003, 04:38:17 AM »

Two words: Wing Commander

And Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun In Space. Although the cheese value and the fact that I didn't expect much redemed it in some way.

Tumor · « **Reply #61 on:** June 27, 2003, 04:51:02 AM »

There are too many bad movies for a worst.

BUT... my pick for the moment is "WindTalkers".

Lots of room for a good movie there, but it was just too stupidly done.

Suave · « **Reply #62 on:** June 27, 2003, 05:22:10 AM »

Yikes. After reading a few reviews of the movie it looks like MiniD is right . The only thing anybody says is good about the movie is The actor that plays Lloyd's imitation of the Lloyd character in the prequel .

Doesn't anybody make original movies anymore ? Ya know, not a remake, or a prequel, or a sequel, or a movie about a cartoon or comic book ? Man how many years has it been since someone made a good movie ?

Suave · « **Reply #63 on:** June 27, 2003, 05:27:03 AM »

LOL, Daaayumb .

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Chicago Tribune ½ star/4 … so excruciatingly awful, the word "dumb" could sue for slander. more

Detroit Free Press 1 star/4 A dumbed-down version of something that was stupid to begin with … more

Entertainment Weekly D+ … an opportunistic ''prequel'' to the 1994 box office hit that's as strained as its title … more

Hollywood Reporter N/A … lame, tame and clearly has no reason to exist except to cash in on the good will created by the original. more

L.A. Weekly N/A At 82 minutes it feels longer than Lawrence of Arabia — and a lot less funny.

New York Times N/A … merely disgusting as it piles up jokes involving various bodily discharges and the unpleasant things that can be done with them. more

Reel Views 0 stars/4 There isn't a single amusing moment to be found during the movie's interminable 83 minute running time. more

Slant Magazine ½ star/4 … this witless freak show is so toneless it seems to have been put together at random.

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SOB · « **Reply #64 on:** June 27, 2003, 09:54:29 AM »

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Originally posted by emodin
And Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun In Space. Although the cheese value and the fact that I didn't expect much redemed it in some way.

Hey now...this was the funniest of the entire series. " You have now been condemned to death" LOL!

SOB

Charon · « **Reply #65 on:** June 27, 2003, 10:41:00 AM »

There are three types of bad movies:

1. Cult classics. Different, quirky - appealing to some, bad to others. Rocky Horror, Repo Man, perhaps Tank Girl...

2. B-fest/MST3k bad. - They are bad but unintentionally quite funny. Any Ed Wood movie, Godzilla 2000, Cool as Ice, No Holds Barred, Glitter, Pearl Harbor (only for the history buff, just plain bad otherwise)... For TV you can even add celebrity boxing to the list.

http://www.b-fest.com/

3. Bad. No redeeming qualities. Any Tom Green movie. The Sweetest Thing (ARRGH!) The most recent one that jumps to mind would be Adaptation (if I wanted to watch self-serving, self-important performance art I would go downtown and pay to watch some tool shoot **** all over the audience while he bleeds on stage).

Charon

Pongo · « **Reply #66 on:** June 27, 2003, 03:43:09 PM »

Funked your trolling.

"Dumb and Dumberer had zero redeaming value. Zero. I am a lesser person for having seen it... and I've never said that about any movie.
"
LOL

Worst movie I ever saw was "Invasion USA" but I got a BJ during it cause all the other 5 people in the matinee left. So infact I came out a better person.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #67 on:** June 27, 2003, 03:51:28 PM »

certainly lighter....

IN

Montezuma · « **Reply #68 on:** June 27, 2003, 04:44:44 PM »

Someone go see Charlie's Angeles 2 and the American Idol Movie and let us know how they were.

Replicant · « **Reply #69 on:** June 27, 2003, 05:49:46 PM »

The Cable Guy really sucked!

I loved Groundhog Day & Forbidden Planet! The latter being a fairly good rendition of Shakespears 'The Tempest'! Perk Funked!

SOB · « **Reply #70 on:** June 27, 2003, 10:17:55 PM »

Speaking of "Planet" movies. The worst ever animated movie - La Planète sauvage, AKA: The Fantastic Planet

NUKE · « **Reply #71 on:** June 27, 2003, 10:24:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Pongo
Funked your trolling.

"Dumb and Dumberer had zero redeaming value. Zero. I am a lesser person for having seen it... and I've never said that about any movie.
"
LOL

Worst movie I ever saw was "Invasion USA" but I got a BJ during it cause all the other 5 people in the matinee left. So infact I came out a better person.

Who was the lucky guy ?

Mini D · « **Reply #72 on:** June 27, 2003, 10:31:21 PM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
Who was the lucky guy ?

Lucky? I sense a bit of jealousy.

MiniD

Pongo · « **Reply #73 on:** June 27, 2003, 10:42:55 PM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
Who was the lucky guy ?

that would be me I guess.

CptTrips · « **Reply #74 on:** June 27, 2003, 10:50:20 PM »

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