Speaking of Lancs....I really hate them a lot and rarely fly one.
So yesterday I am really pissed about a certain field and decide to bomb it into the dark ages at least and for that you need....yup, a Lanc.
So I up one, read several chapters of War & Peace, get 22K and waste two fighter hangers on the first pass, extend....during which time my Grand Daughter comes up says, "Bye, we are going home." smootch, smootch, click, click.
She loves dropping bombs.
She is still a real Honey though and not quite out of the will.