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Offline -sudz-

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« on: August 08, 2003, 12:10:25 PM »
I'm moving out to the LA area in a couple of weeks, hopefully in the BelAire area.   Any natives out there who've got some advice for me about living there?

I'm in Texas now, so keep that in mind.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2003, 12:25:35 PM »
sell your pickup and buy a beemer, lose the cowboy hat and boots, the language will be harder to change. oh and never say you rode a mech bull.  :)

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2003, 01:17:50 PM »
Stock up on as much Tex-Mex and Shiner Bock as you can.  Oh yeah, dig out that "Property of XXXXXXX Energy Company" t-shirt and have it cleaned and pressed! ;)
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2003, 01:22:53 PM »
Enjoy the weather, and don't stare at people when you drive.

Avoid I 405 at 4:05.

Never head north throuoght the Valley on a Friday, or south through the Valley on Sunday. In fact, if it can be avoided at all, just don't got through the Valley.

If you pick up a hooker in west hollywood, make sure she's a woman.

Go to In-N-Out burger early and often.

Once you realise that everyone on the road  "doesn't know how to drive' you're halfway towards figuring out SoCal driving.

hope that helps.

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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2003, 02:38:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Sikboy

Once you realise that everyone on the road  "doesn't know how to drive' you're halfway towards figuring out SoCal driving.

-Sik


They are a far sight better than those knuckleheads in DC.
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Offline jamusta

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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2003, 03:01:31 PM »
Stay off the freeways if you can there is always traffic. Dont use your turn signal if you do they wont let you over. Its all about image in socal so a nice car is a must even if you live at home with momma. Dont stare at folks. Dont ask for directions in rough neighborhoods. And please whatever you do get rid of any southern accent as soon as you can. :D

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2003, 03:12:58 PM »
If its all about image and you cant stare, whats da point?  :confused:
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2003, 03:26:00 PM »
It's Rodeo

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2003, 03:28:13 PM »
Careful about being a gentleman.  Opening a door for a lady just might get you maced,..or slugged.
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2003, 03:47:19 PM »
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Careful about being a gentleman.  Opening a door for a lady just might get you maced,..or slugged.


THAT WASN'T A LADY!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2003, 03:48:28 PM »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I can't understaqnd why anyone would actually want to move there.  I'm sure you have your reasons though.

I spent three years there, and just recently escaped.  Here's what I noticed as an outsider.

Nobody is friendly.  I didn't run into mean people, but because LA is so large and has many stereotypes relating to violence, people just kept to themselves.  Nobody tries to really start a conversation, and gives you strange looks if you do ask a nice "having a good day?".

DEFINETELY, never use your turn signal.  It is an idication to the cars around you that you desire to go somewhere, and they will cahllenge you on it, ruthlessly.  Likewise, you will soon turn into that person too, and anytime you see a turn signal on the freeway, you will either accelerate to keep that person from making that lane change, or you will curse them needlessly for getting in front of you.  

Drive 90 on all the freeways.  If you don't, you will get run over.

Start your weekend trips early.  It takes a lot of time to get out of town when everyone else is leaving for the weekend.  Especially I-5 north or south, or I-10 East.

By the way, get used to referring to freeways as "the", as in "The 5" or "the 15".  When giving directions, people will tell you to take the 55 south to the 91 west, etc.

There are very nice areas inside LA, but I found them to be too small and two far between.  Most of LA is like Santa Fe Springs, or Whittier, or Pomona.  Not a lot charm, nice trees, or anything really.

I liked several things about it, but most of it I was happy to give up to leave.  I live in Bend, Oregon now.

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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2003, 04:17:09 PM »
Jimbear if you are staring to admire them, then it is accepted If it is any other type of stare then their will be some sort of reaction depending on where you are.

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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2003, 04:24:26 PM »
get one of those shirts that says " F*CK YOU, I'M FROM TEXAS"

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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2003, 04:26:00 PM »
You bringing hellfire brew to the west coast mini-con then?

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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2003, 07:25:58 PM »
I disagree on the 'no turn signals' thing.  I always use signals, and most of the time it surprises the other drivers so much they can't react fast enough to block me.  The other times, people actually let me in.

I have great luck using signals, and am contemplating the use of force on those who do not in front of me.
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