Author Topic: Fox News loses (Read 2422 times)

Krusher · « **Reply #30 on:** August 25, 2003, 07:51:47 PM »

Be honest could you really read the entire book?

Excerpt from 'Lies'
By Al Franken
Introduction

God chose me to write this book.

Just the fact that you are reading this is proof not just of God's existence, but also of His/Her/Its beneficence. That's right. I am not certain of God's precise gender. But I am certain that He/She/It chose me to write this book.

Gunthr · « **Reply #31 on:** August 25, 2003, 09:22:42 PM »

That lawsuit was a really, really dumb idea.

Chairboy · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2003, 09:40:00 PM »

Additional excerpt:

"Look, God, I'm flattered, but I think you got the wrong guy. The kind of book you're talking about would require months of research."

And God said, "LET THERE BE GOOGLE. AND LET THERE BE LEXISNEXIS."

"Very funny, God. I use Google all the time."

"YES, I KNOW," God said. "FOR HOT ASIAN TEENS."

Nash · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2003, 10:23:52 PM »

LOL Yeager I'm totally flattered!

............. but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to remove it.

Two reasons. First of all, that image is heavily copyrighted. The (former) lawyers for Fox tell me I have one heck of a case.

Secondly, we went through our files and we haven't received payment of the $12.99 membership dues to the Nash fanclub, entitling our members to the unique benefits including but not limited to the use of that image as your avatar. We're sorry. Have a nice day.

SOB · « **Reply #34 on:** August 25, 2003, 10:42:31 PM »

Uh oh, I think Yeager has a Ripsnort-style stalker crush on you Nash. Watch out!

SOB

Nash · « **Reply #35 on:** August 25, 2003, 11:02:10 PM »

Well... see... that's funny then... cuz....

That avatar went from being a straight rip off our squad website, then over the course of the day it's been mutated slightly to be like, squashed somewhat, changed to black and white, made blurry... I guess I didn't look convict-like enough for his tastes. But maybe that's how he likes em. Prison love, baby!

Yeager · « **Reply #36 on:** August 25, 2003, 11:24:09 PM »

Dont worry about it nash and dont be flattered.

Franken is an idiot and a moron. Ill let it go at that.

Have a good one

Nash · « **Reply #37 on:** August 25, 2003, 11:28:40 PM »

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Originally posted by Yeager
testing:

hehe....

rpm · « **Reply #38 on:** August 25, 2003, 11:59:22 PM »

Carefull Nash... He has a Costco bass and he's not afraid to use it.

Things Yeager will never hear: Nice pants.

rpm · « **Reply #39 on:** August 26, 2003, 12:15:40 AM »

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ROFLMAO....quick edit there genious.

Things Yeager will never hear: I love your hair!

SOB · « **Reply #40 on:** August 26, 2003, 12:30:19 AM »

Wow, you really have gone Riptard stalker. That's sad.

SOB

rpm · « **Reply #41 on:** August 26, 2003, 12:41:38 AM »

Things Yeager will never hear: Here's the advance on your Book Deal.

rpm · « **Reply #42 on:** August 26, 2003, 12:51:42 AM »

Sorry Yeager, some people know not to post embarassing pics on the internet. You ARE the Weakest Link!

Things Yeager will never hear: You know, I think your right!

Yeager · « **Reply #43 on:** August 26, 2003, 01:04:00 AM »

Itsokay! I have seen the light and it is good

Nash · « **Reply #44 on:** August 26, 2003, 01:09:32 AM »

Oooh boy. Wow. (I'm laughing... but wow..)