Originally posted by Mini D
Snork... you're one of those guys that would walk into a bar with a bunch of harleys parked out front, stop and say "Harley's aint worth ****". You'd be instantly ***** slapped and thrown out only to tell everyone about that damn harley attitude.
Either that or you're airhead and you're bored with the trolling at AGW.
MiniD
So there's this biker bar on a state highway just outside of town. A state trooper is sitting in his cruiser off the road on the other side from the bar. A "typical" biker staggers out, stumbles down the stairs, mostly crawls across the parking lot, tries his key in two Harleys before he finds the right one and starts it. He pulls on to the highway and proceeds to roar away. The state cop catches him and pulls him over. After giving him the whole battery of dwi tests, he says, "What gives? I saw you drunk as a skunk 5 minutes ago and now you're sober as a judge!"
The biker replies, "I'm the designated decoy!"
Airhead is a state of mind. I haven't been on AGW since I joined AH.