Originally posted by midnight Target
About 10am this morning walked right in, took about 2 minutes.
My regular polling place was closed. Interest is very high here since Ah-nold has made two local appearances, including a high profile visit yesterday. Here are some highlights:
-A cute, busty lass wearing a bikini was selected to be on the stage behind Arnold. She was given a shirt and told to put it on before he started speaking.
-Suspicious persons carrying backpacks or other possible means of egg-conveyance were searched by poorly disguised plainclothes officers.
-While Arnold was talking, an actual OIL SPILL had occured in the ocean behind him. The City hastily placed a firetruck and other maintence vehicles behind Arnold to block the cameras' view of all the clean-up boats.
-A cameraman from a Japanese newscrew wearing all white slipped on a wet grassy slope and got covered in mud.