Once upon a time..... There was a noob who had just downloaded the game (bish), he didn't even think about reading about the game or anything. He thought that it was a normal arcade game and he would master it in about 3 days. He upped in a spixteen and tried to use the wasd keys, They did not work and he threw into a rage. He stormed out of the room and started slamming doors. Just then another noob that knew how to fly (but barely) thought that it would be cool to see how close he could fly to the other afk noob. He rammed him.the other noob got back from his door slamming and noticed he was in the tower. On 200 he said "WTF WHO HIT ME WITH THEIR PLANE!". Finnally the ace pilot came forward. Both Noobs rallied supporters and started a furball. Soon the Knights joined in, and the fight has ravaged on since.......ehh? :rolleyes:
Give us your idea of how the war in Aces High II started...
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war. I was a Bish in those daze so I joined quite a few missions he started...I never really understood what he was saying, but I liked the intensity.
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war..
Once upon a time, a young man named Dale was staring at the 0's and 1's on a hundred dollar bill.... after a couple of minutes he said, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....." :D
It all started over a HO. :aok
I am a 14 year old historian on aces high 2 so here iws what my imagination took 10 minutes to think of.You act it too :huh
The Rooks where smelling flowers in there girly looser garden when the bishops came along and slapped the rooks aside the head. when the rooks turn around they said "thanks i had an itch." the bish said "your welcome, we like to touch other men and screw dudes". So the bish and rook had a 3 year relationship with sex on every friday night. When this happened the knights where in a long term relationship with the stud muffin now know as (insert female AH tag). But what the knights didn't know was rooks where bi-sexual and the (females name from before) was cheating on the knights. When this happen the knights went over to the rooks and with a shotgun and shot the rooks in the legs. The rooks didn't die though so they went and told the bish what happened. When this happened the bish and rooked gang banged the knight and that is how we got to where we are now a days.
I am a 14 year old historian on aces high 2 so here iws what my imagination took 10 minutes to think of.
The Rooks where smelling flowers in there girly looser garden when the bishops came along and slapped the rooks aside the head. when the rooks turn around they said "thanks i had an itch." the bish said "your welcome, we like to touch other men and screw dudes". So the bish and rook had a 3 year relationship with sex on every friday night. When this happened the knights where in a long term relationship with the stud muffin now know as (insert female AH tag). But what the knights didn't know was rooks where bi-sexual and the (females name from before) was cheating on the knights. When this happen the knights went over to the rooks and with a shotgun and shot the rooks in the legs. The rooks didn't die though so they went and told the bish what happened. When this happened the bish and rooked gang banged the knight and that is how we got to where we are now a days.
My grandma and your grandma, were sittin by the fire,
My grandma told your grandma, I'm going to set your flag on fire,
Takin bout hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no nan e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
Look at my King all dressed in red
Iko! Iko! an de'
I bet you 5 dollars, he kill you dead!
Jackomo fe nan e'
Takin bout ..... hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
My flagboy and your flagboy, sittin by the fire,
My flagboy told your flagboy, I'm going to set your flag on fire,
Takin bout ..... hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
See that guy all dressed in green, Iko! Iko! an de'
He's not a man, he's a lovin machine!
Jackomo fe nan e'
Takin bout hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no nane' , Jackomo fe nan e'
There's free beer?
Yeah Steve that's what I was getting at
A Head On shot, a couple of questionable females at the O club, and the secret Rook altitude code
Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A SELECT Start
It didn't start here. Someone needs to post the old story of how the war began waaaaay back when in AW. It involved intrigue and sheep.:aok
:rock
HT said to Pyro, "If we build it....they will be dumb enough to fight over it!".
The rest is history. :rofl
Bovidae, Levi, WIldthing, and Shane were haveing a party...................when all of the sudden ManeTMP and his sister showed up............
Isnt ManeTMP his own sister?
:noid
It all started over a HO. :aok
I thought that's how the Trojan war started??LMAO