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Title: How the war started....
Post by: RoGenT on July 13, 2008, 07:19:39 PM
I was reading World War II book earlier and thought this would be fun topic since everyone has their own imagation. Give us your idea of how the war in Aces High II started  :devil


Bishop and Rooks joined forces and attacked Knight Sheep farm...



Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: 5PointOh on July 13, 2008, 07:46:41 PM
Rumor has it that the entire war started over a couple of Bish and Rooks trying to destroy the Knights extensive collection of BeeGees records. 
(http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/12/bee_gees.jpg)
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Spikes on July 13, 2008, 07:54:09 PM
I came along and ruined the game.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Captfish on July 13, 2008, 07:56:21 PM
Hitech, Pyro, and Skuzzy got into who would rule the internet and it was all down hill from there.......
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: oTRALFZo on July 13, 2008, 08:10:23 PM
Easy..
Once upon a time..there was a picker, a late night toolshedder and a horder (yes I know..a single guy isnt a horde..its my story, ok?). Each of which wanted to dominate the world...THE END
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Roscoroo on July 13, 2008, 08:12:05 PM
A long time ago , in a galaxy far far away...
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: NoBaddy on July 13, 2008, 08:19:27 PM
HT said to Pyro, "If we build it....they will be dumb enough to fight over it!".


The rest is history.  :rofl
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: BillyD on July 13, 2008, 08:22:45 PM
On a long, long cold day a single Bish Lavochkin LA7, the type new to the front, lined up a head on shot....and rammed his enemy with the greatest of force. The pilots prey, MAGGIE, the golden Rook sheep of Destiny whinned and shimmied and nearly ripped apart mid air. The foul, dark explosion was witnessed by all the Knights who were attempting to take A34, but wound up furballing instead whilst the bish and rook combined assault slowly ate away their land till the wise HTC gods gave us a new map.


The End.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2008, 08:25:10 PM
It all started over a HO.   :aok
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: BillyD on July 13, 2008, 08:32:01 PM
Yeah Steve that's what I was getting at

A Head On shot, a couple of questionable females at the O club, and the secret Rook altitude code

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Stang on July 13, 2008, 08:37:23 PM
It didn't start here.  Someone needs to post the old story of how the war began waaaaay back when in AW.  It involved intrigue and sheep.

 :rock
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: bobtom on July 13, 2008, 08:44:38 PM
Once upon a time.....


         There was a noob who had just downloaded the game (bish), he didn't even think about reading about the game or anything. He thought that it was a normal arcade game and he would master it in about 3 days. He upped in a spixteen and tried to use the wasd keys, They did not work and he threw into a rage. He stormed out of the room and started slamming doors. Just then another noob that knew how to fly (but barely) thought that it would be cool to see how close he could fly to the other afk noob. He rammed him.
the other noob got back from his door slamming and noticed he was in the tower. On 200 he said "WTF WHO HIT ME WITH THEIR PLANE!". Finnally the ace pilot came forward. Both Noobs rallied supporters and started a furball. Soon the Knights joined in, and the fight has ravaged on since.......
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: oTRALFZo on July 13, 2008, 08:59:21 PM
Once upon a time.....         There was a noob who had just downloaded the game (bish), he didn't even think about reading about the game or anything. He thought that it was a normal arcade game and he would master it in about 3 days. He upped in a spixteen and tried to use the wasd keys, They did not work and he threw into a rage. He stormed out of the room and started slamming doors. Just then another noob that knew how to fly (but barely) thought that it would be cool to see how close he could fly to the other afk noob. He rammed him.the other noob got back from his door slamming and noticed he was in the tower. On 200 he said "WTF WHO HIT ME WITH THEIR PLANE!". Finnally the ace pilot came forward. Both Noobs rallied supporters and started a furball. Soon the Knights joined in, and the fight has ravaged on since.......
ehh? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: pluck on July 13, 2008, 09:03:05 PM
I heard it was a fight over $15 which was owed to the rooks, by the bishs within in 2 weeks.  2 weeks passed, and negotiations soon fell apart after a bish diplomat was HO'd by Rook. A lone nit, passing by, realized what was going on, and wanted a piece of the pie, and picked said rook.  At first, the bish thought that they had found an allie to launch a coordinated attack against the bish, which caused the bish to cry foul.  

Soon there were agents, and double agents, suspected everywhere.  Eventually, the nits grew tired of the bish trying to tell them where to go and what to do all the time, so they temporarily joined the rook cause, which only lasted, (interestingly enough) 2 weeks, as the rooks where in negotiations to join the bish cause to rid the MA of nits.  

Eventaully, tired of all of this, a new group was formed.  Though only connected by an idea they could not be counted on as they were continually moving around causing generals of all countries much grief and strife.  What is worse, is that they never followed any orders when they were flying for a certain country and appeared to be doing crazy things with their aircraft, completely against regulation.  The rest as they say is history, the war continues.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SkyRock on July 13, 2008, 09:30:11 PM
Bovidae, Levi, WIldthing, and Shane were haveing a party...................when all of the sudden ManeTMP and his sister showed up............










 :noid
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: angelsandair on July 13, 2008, 09:48:19 PM
1 squeaker squeaked way too much and things went too far....


There was a group of friends 6 to be exact... They all started arguing one day and 3 Went to Bishops, 2 went to Rooks and 1 went to Knights. The 2 Rooks were the tallest of them all so they had the advantage over them, but the Bishops who werent tall nor short had the numbers, but the Knight, the lone Knight was so short, that he could sneak around all he wanted and take stuff from them....

The rest was history.  :noid
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SuBWaYCH on July 13, 2008, 10:26:04 PM
The JB's and Waffle had a war.

since the JB's were natural gang-bangers at heart, they decided to split up between the Rooks and Bish one day. They decided they would break the truce that had been held between the countries (knights vs rooks and bish).

Waffle was the supreme commander of the small but heavily noobish country, the "Knights". He did what he could to make his forces better trained and better equipped, as he knew it was only a matter of time before the Rook/Bish alliance would strike.

The attack came on a saturday morning while Waffle was watching the morning cartoons, drinking milk and reading the weekend paper. He received word from Shane (his second in command) that a large combined force of rook and bishop aircraft and armor was moving in through the border airfield on "A21". It was a strategic airfield as it was one of the few large airfields on the border.

Waffle deployed a group of elite squeakers under the command of Dlamb to attack the invading force and set up a defensive position outside of the airfield while the 1st tank battalion and 5th tank battalion would flank to the north and west of the invading army and try to cut off the invading forces.....

To be continued.



Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: 1701E on July 13, 2008, 10:51:41 PM
Ooh Subway, hurry and put part 2, i want to know the end :D
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SuBWaYCH on July 13, 2008, 10:53:53 PM
i"ll write it tomm. night  :D
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Mustaine on July 13, 2008, 10:57:11 PM
Subway :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :cry :cry :aok

I miss those days!
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Rino on July 13, 2008, 11:11:59 PM
      One time, at band camp...... :rofl
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Wayout on July 14, 2008, 05:26:10 AM
Give us your idea of how the war in Aces High II started...

Lost love...  (http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/love/badlove.gif)
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: lagger86 on July 14, 2008, 07:10:03 AM
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war. I was a Bish in those daze so I joined quite a few missions he started...I never really understood what he was saying, but I liked the intensity.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Twizzty on July 14, 2008, 08:02:36 AM
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war. I was a Bish in those daze so I joined quite a few missions he started...I never really understood what he was saying, but I liked the intensity.

 :rofl  :rock <S> GHI
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: ghi on July 14, 2008, 08:23:37 AM
When I started a couple years ago the war was already raging!
I figured that some guy named voolch put a burning bag of pooh on GHI's doorstep and rang the doorbell...thus starting the war..

...............it happened one Christmas Eve, waiting for Santa Claus gifts :furious :furious
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Max on July 14, 2008, 09:01:56 AM
Once upon a time, a young man named Dale was staring at the 0's and 1's on a hundred dollar bill.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Max on July 14, 2008, 09:02:42 AM
Once upon a time, a young man named Dale was staring at the 0's and 1's on a hundred dollar bill.... after a couple of minutes he said, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....."  :D
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: MajWoody on July 14, 2008, 09:57:39 AM
It all started over a HO.   :aok

Who was she?   :O
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: thndregg on July 14, 2008, 01:29:59 PM
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8195/i1fx1.jpg) HiTech and Pyro argued about the rules, and Skuzzy was blamed for ordering defective chess pieces and a f-d up board.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Bear76 on July 14, 2008, 06:42:56 PM
War's are started for three reasons; food, money and p0rn. I'm going with p0rn on this one  :rock
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SuperbKi11er on July 14, 2008, 08:28:37 PM
I am a 14 year old historian on aces high 2 so here iws what my imagination took 10 minutes to think of.

The Rooks where smelling flowers in there girly looser garden when the bishops came along and slapped the rooks aside the head. when the rooks turn around they said "thanks i had an itch." the bish said "your welcome, we like to touch other men and screw dudes". So the bish and rook had a 3 year relationship with sex on every friday night. When this happened the knights where in a long term relationship with the stud muffin now know as (insert female AH tag). But what the knights didn't know was rooks where bi-sexual and the (females name from before) was cheating on the knights. When this happen the knights went over to the rooks and with a shotgun and shot the rooks in the legs. The rooks didn't die though so they went and told the bish what happened. When this happened the bish and rooked gang banged the knight and that is how we got to where we are now a days.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Bear76 on July 14, 2008, 09:51:18 PM
I am a 14 year old historian on aces high 2 so here iws what my imagination took 10 minutes to think of.

The Rooks where smelling flowers in there girly looser garden when the bishops came along and slapped the rooks aside the head. when the rooks turn around they said "thanks i had an itch." the bish said "your welcome, we like to touch other men and screw dudes". So the bish and rook had a 3 year relationship with sex on every friday night. When this happened the knights where in a long term relationship with the stud muffin now know as (insert female AH tag). But what the knights didn't know was rooks where bi-sexual and the (females name from before) was cheating on the knights. When this happen the knights went over to the rooks and with a shotgun and shot the rooks in the legs. The rooks didn't die though so they went and told the bish what happened. When this happened the bish and rooked gang banged the knight and that is how we got to where we are now a days.
You act it too :huh
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SD67 on July 15, 2008, 01:27:04 AM
Quote from: SuperbthreadKi11er
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a217/sarahjeanb/Peters/vomit-smiley-015.gif)
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: ian5440 on July 15, 2008, 01:30:03 AM
I am a 14 year old historian on aces high 2 so here iws what my imagination took 10 minutes to think of.

The Rooks where smelling flowers in there girly looser garden when the bishops came along and slapped the rooks aside the head. when the rooks turn around they said "thanks i had an itch." the bish said "your welcome, we like to touch other men and screw dudes". So the bish and rook had a 3 year relationship with sex on every friday night. When this happened the knights where in a long term relationship with the stud muffin now know as (insert female AH tag). But what the knights didn't know was rooks where bi-sexual and the (females name from before) was cheating on the knights. When this happen the knights went over to the rooks and with a shotgun and shot the rooks in the legs. The rooks didn't die though so they went and told the bish what happened. When this happened the bish and rooked gang banged the knight and that is how we got to where we are now a days.


WTF??
are you a bisexual Bishie??  :D
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: straffo on July 15, 2008, 02:37:48 AM
rumour said there was a stripper club and free beer at A1
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SD67 on July 15, 2008, 02:39:40 AM
There's free beer?
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Xargos on July 15, 2008, 02:46:33 AM

My grandma and your grandma,  were sittin by the fire,
My grandma told your grandma, I'm going to set your flag on fire,
Takin bout  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no nan e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
Look at my King all dressed in red
Iko! Iko! an de'
I bet you 5 dollars,  he kill you dead!
Jackomo fe nan e'
Takin bout .....  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
My flagboy and your flagboy,  sittin by the fire,
My flagboy  told your flagboy, I'm going to set your flag on fire,
Takin bout .....  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
See that guy all dressed in green, Iko! Iko! an de'
He's not a man,  he's a lovin machine!
Jackomo fe nan e'
Takin bout  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no nane' , Jackomo fe nan e'

 
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: ian5440 on July 15, 2008, 03:14:21 AM
My grandma and your grandma,  were sittin by the fire,
My grandma told your grandma, I'm going to set your flag on fire,
Takin bout  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no nan e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
Look at my King all dressed in red
Iko! Iko! an de'
I bet you 5 dollars,  he kill you dead!
Jackomo fe nan e'
Takin bout .....  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
My flagboy and your flagboy,  sittin by the fire,
My flagboy  told your flagboy, I'm going to set your flag on fire,
Takin bout .....  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no an e' , Jackomo fe nan e'
See that guy all dressed in green, Iko! Iko! an de'
He's not a man,  he's a lovin machine!
Jackomo fe nan e'
Takin bout  hey now, hey now
Iko! Iko! an de'
Jackomo fe no nane' , Jackomo fe nan e'

 

NOOOOOOOOO  :O

that song is now stuck in my head :cry :cry :cry
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: straffo on July 15, 2008, 03:54:17 AM
There's free beer?

it was a rumour  :cry
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Latrobe on July 15, 2008, 04:35:22 AM
The Bish, Rooks, and Nits never really hated each others. When the game originally came out all three countries were living in peace. Friends and Family were from all countries. There were never any hostile fights, war, or anger towards one another. It was paradise. Then came the day when HiTech and Skuzzy decided to try and take over the internet world of AHII. Pyro and Waffle attempted to stop them but were soon over powered. They then turned to their friends, Yankee, Sudz, and others, for help. A few joined them, but others believed they were going about it all wrong, while others still joined HiTech and Skuzzy in the quest for AHII world domination. Soon enough everyone was fighting each others. They then spilt into the three countries of AHII and continued their battle over the world of AHII (since they all relized they could damage some very expensie equipment in the real world). Skuzzy, HiTech, and Superfly joined the side of Bishop. Pyro, Waffle, and Rosie joined the side of Rook. Yankee, NateDog, Ronni, and Sudz joined the side of Knight. Then the players of AHII joined in this fight for justice. After many years of quarreling, the creators of AHII left from the battlefield and left the fighting up to their loyal servants whom would rather die for them then be captured. Each side came up with their own tactics for defeating their enemies. The Rooks relied on greatly skilled pilots with very little teamwork. The Bishop relied on massive groups to outnumber their enemy. The Knights relied on few numbers working together to out smart their enemy.

This fight is still going on today, and seems to have no end in sight!
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: VonMessa on July 15, 2008, 04:42:54 AM
Yeah Steve that's what I was getting at

A Head On shot, a couple of questionable females at the O club, and the secret Rook altitude code

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A SELECT Start

Fixed  :aok
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: Megalodon on July 15, 2008, 01:04:03 PM
It didn't start here.  Someone needs to post the old story of how the war began waaaaay back when in AW.  It involved intrigue and sheep.

 :rock
:aok

In the Beginning there was Beta, and it was good, and the "Kesmai Gods" created "Dweebs", and saw that we multiplied, and then they said "let there be wings" and there was wings, and the Gods said to the Dweebs all that before you is yours, and in the eternal daylight the Dweebs learned to fly, and then there was WAR!

At first the Dweebs who were able to get airborne, ran full throttle at 2000 feet to the nearest "NME", now Dweebs being Dweebs, never really knew who the "bad" Dweebs were, and killed each other as often as not, so sad a sight that the Gods said "let there be P.N.G." and there was, and it was good, with the gift from the God's the Dweebs learned what was good to shoot at and what was bad to shoot, and the Dweebs mutilplied, The Dweebs learned that the planes could move in other direction beside left and right and up and down, and some Dweebs excelled.

Many, many Dweebs took their planes into a low level fight and into the ground their planes went, for they could not see the closeness of the Earth in their fights, And this sadden the Gods, So the Gods said "let there be shadows" and there was shadows, and this confused the Dweebs many fold, for when the Dweebs saw this Shadow attacked it, they shot .50's into it, and yet it was still there, they shot cannons into it until there was no more ammo, and it was still there, they became fixated with killing this shadow until there plane broke apart upon the ground where the shadow resided.

Some Dweebs, confused and unsure of this new thing decided to go where there was no shadow, and these Dweebs found the Holy land of "Alt", for in this Holy area they could see the world and they wondered about this, they could see the other Dweebs way below them attacking their shadows, and these Dweebs in the Holy land of "ALT" were blessed with certain knowledge, that knowledge being that where there was no planes, there was no Shadow, So these Holy Air Warriors went on a Crusade to rid the world of the cursed Shadows.

High they flew, out of the reach of the shadows until they spotted a maker of shadows far below them, and upon them they dove, faster then any before they attacked, with cannons blazing and their fury high in their own self importance, they killed the shadow makers, and high they retreated again, out of the reach of the shadows.

And a name was given unto them. "Alt Monkeys", and they caused fear and anger amoungst the lower Dweebs.

And the War intensified, and the Dweebs multiplied, and an Evil set foot into the land, and this evil had a name, and that name was "Macro" and macro spread his evil throughout the land, the Gods saw this and wondered, and it sadden them.

The Gods also saw that there were more Dweebs then places to put them, and they created ETO2 and Pac2 and the Dweebs rejoiced! and the Dweebs learned to land, and lo and behold, they were awarded for their skill with points, and they coveted their points as a badge of honor, and so after points they flew, and the radio was full of "point mongers" shouts of glee with the amount of points awarded unto them, this caused "competition".

The Gods saw this and it angered them, and they destroyed all the points in all the lands, and this sadden the "point mongers", so after the destruction of all they coveted, they again went forth and gathered "points", And the Gods said unto the world "as long as the sun stays put, and the water is hard, we shall make you start afresh and free of points once each month", and so it was, and all were equal.

And the Dweebs discovered sheep, for the sheep they could keep and protect from raiding parties, and the Dweebs rejoiced!

The Dweebs knew the sheep, and the sheep begot a child, and this child was evil, and a angry child how killed his own, and this child was named "FRAGGER", FRAGGER and his offspring spread across the land, and no one knows this "FRAGGER" from his own brother, for he is a wolf in the clothing of a sheep, in the pasture heawaits until he kills a brother, and the only time this FRAGGER is caught, is when his murdering ways was transmitted across the radio, and the war stopped, and all the Dweebs of the world converged upon this FRAGGER, and killed him many times, and again he appeared, and this angered the Dweebs even more, and then they saw the light of the gift of "PNG", and some brave Dweebs sacrificed themselves to banish the FRAGGER.

From time to time some Dweebs ventured into the realm of the demi-gods, this land looked like their home, but it was filled with a powerful magic called "physics", and it struck the unwary blind with darkness and blood filled vision, and they fell from the sky. And they were humble, for this was not the home of Dweebs, for this was the land of "Full Real". and it frighten them.

But in this land was order, the numbers were always about even, fraggers didn't venture there, and the evil of "macro" was much reduced, for here could be a fine home if the magic of "physics" could be mastered, for the here the demi-gods lived and the tree of knowledge can be picked, and in this place there is a chance of a "God" appearing, and with a sacrifice of a virgin sheep, knowledge can be gathered.

Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: SunBat on July 15, 2008, 01:48:01 PM
HT said to Pyro, "If we build it....they will be dumb enough to fight over it!".


The rest is history.  :rofl

^^Winner.  Short but speaks volumes.   :rofl
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: BaldEagl on July 15, 2008, 02:17:23 PM
Once upon a time in a sim far far away there lived three countrys seprated by water.  They were know as the AZ, BZ and CZ and they lived happily in their own little lands. 

Then, one day, an AZ snuck across the bridge below the mountainous pyramids into CZ land and stole a sheep.  Amazed at the human-like qualities of the CZ sheep, more AZ snuck over in the dead of night until CZ land was nearly depleted of its sheep.

The CZ, not knowing it was the AZ rustling their sheep, and getting grouchy over their lack of intamacy, immediately blamed the BZ who were, after all, known as "furballers" but the jig was soon over when it was discovered that the AZ were hiding a large heard of sheep deep in AZ land near the Spit factory.  Both the CZ, wanting the return of their sheep, and the BZ, upset over being the ones blamed for the rustling, attacked the AZ, and thus began a war and the habit of two countries ganging up on one.

Then, the evil empire, EA Sports, took over the world of AZ, BZ and CZ.   Soon realizing their mistake with the growing hostilities between the countries and the incessent server loads caused by the "<Insert player name here> has just pawned you" macros initiated by each player after each and every kill, they n00ked the lands of the AZ, BZ and CZ.

Lost on the interweb, the forlorn AZ, BZ and CZ searched for a new home with their 56K modems.  Even though they were hostile to one another, the word quickly spread from country to country that there was a new land called AH where clouds actually filled the sky. 

One by one, then in ever growing numbers, the AZ, BZ and CZ moved into AH Land and settled, but the hostilities over the sheep rustling were never forgotten.  Because of this, the AZ settled mostly as Bish, the BZ settled mostly as Rooks, and the CZ settled primarily as Knits, although a few took the opportunity to switch alliances.

Once settled in, they couldn't help but continue thier fight and that's how the war started.

Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: icemaw on July 18, 2008, 12:04:43 PM
Bovidae, Levi, WIldthing, and Shane were haveing a party...................when all of the sudden ManeTMP and his sister showed up............

  Isnt ManeTMP his own sister?










 :noid
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: bcadoo on July 18, 2008, 02:10:39 PM
It all started over a HO.   :aok

I thought that's how the Trojan war started??
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: NEARY on July 18, 2008, 07:05:04 PM
three countries whoes leaders were chess geeks each got their own country and they were given comepletly outdated airplanes they went to war, bish started cheating because thier leader was an idiot the rooks were dominating, got cocky and they started furballing and not concentrating on the objective, and nit had absolutly no talent so they started to make people who couldn't fly,(which was most of the nit pilots) into spies.
Title: Re: How the war started....
Post by: sunfan1121 on July 19, 2008, 02:31:39 AM
I thought that's how the Trojan war started??
LMAO