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General Forums => Wishlist => Topic started by: slipknot on July 16, 2008, 09:07:49 AM
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They have them in today's B2s, so it made me think--why don't we have simple, basic toilets in our B17s and Lancs?
I mean ok, you might only be in the mission for an hour or so, not 6 hours or whatever, but the need to go is still very real and you can't very well just leave the controls.
I suggest another station, like a gunner's station, only equipped with a rudimentary toilet so that we can relieve ourselves mid mission.
All previous posts aside, this idea is really perfect.
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Whirlies!!!! I bet you had one as a kid... right? Now you want to share the pain? :rofl
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Whirlies!!!! I bet you had one as a kid... right? Now you want to share the pain? :rofl
No titanic, that's the thing, I want to AVOID the pain by allowing dilligent bomber pilots to relieve themselves in flight.
sheesh
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The how the heck are we going to dump the waste?.... I don't want to see yellow rain...
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You seriously need to be banned from this forum....
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The how the heck are we going to dump the waste?.... I don't want to see yellow rain...
That's just part of the price of the life we have chosen, Titanic.
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we?..... whoa... slow down buddy... i never wanted to have you in MY life... :huh
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we?..... whoa... slow down buddy... i never wanted to have you in MY life... :huh
Relax, dingus, I'm not proposing to enter into a civil union with you.... By 'us' I meant all of us who fly the heavy bombers.
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They have them in today's B2s, so it made me think--why don't we have simple, basic toilets in our B17s and Lancs?
I mean ok, you might only be in the mission for an hour or so, not 6 hours or whatever, but the need to go is still very real and you can't very well just leave the controls.
I suggest another station, like a gunner's station, only equipped with a rudimentary toilet so that we can relieve ourselves mid mission.
All previous posts aside, this idea is really perfect.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy....
Lemme guess.. you spent a week off on some Tibetan mountain somewhere, exposing yourself to some serious passive inhalation of prime incense, while mulling over the runes of Jack Handy, Rod Serling, and just a smidge of Gary Larsen?
Then you returned with a vengence.
Right?
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
Lemme guess.. you spent a week off on some Tibetan mountain somewhere, exposing yourself to some serious passive inhalation of prime incense, while mulling over the runes of Jack Handy, Rod Serling, and just a smidge of Gary Larsen?
Then you returned with a vengence.
Right?
I have been to Tibet, but that was back in 2003... The week off was actually a temporary banning that I earned for an O club thread, much to Krusty's dismay, I'm sure.
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You seriously need to be banned from this forum....
:aok
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Congratulations Slipknot. You have just become a god unto me. Perhaps an evil god, but hey, somethings better than nothing, right?
Hallowed be Thy name!
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Slipknot is a shade account. Check it out, all his posts are between 0900 and 1700 hrs, with a lot of them during his lunch hour.
Hes probably a guy who was banned and hes posting from his work computer.
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I declare thee, Neubob!
In any case, I definitely don't want him banned. His posts are at least humorous compared to the usual B29 request. And even the mocking requests are getting stupid.
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You seriously need to be banned from this forum....
IM IN ON BANNING SLIPKNOT. Whoever thinks he should be banned write
BAN SLIPKNOT FROM FORUMS.
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IM IN ON BANNING SLIPKNOT. Whoever thinks he should be banned write
BAN SLIPKNOT FROM FORUMS.
Wait a minute there, Rocky... Seems to me that about 1/2 of your posts here are responses to mine... What will you do with your time when I'm gone?
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What the hell, hes right. But you still suck at making posts, and should be banned, ill find a way to maintain myself if you get banned. Ban SLIPKNOT!!
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squeak?
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Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.
Thoughts on this secondary request?
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Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.
Thoughts on this secondary request?
Stop making threads? Its blocking the rich comedy gold other noobs make in there threads. Thank you.
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Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.
Thoughts on this secondary request?
Yellow or brown-outs would be appropriate.
Loss of use of rudders since legs would be crossed.
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Yellow or brown-outs would be appropriate.
Loss of use of rudders since legs would be crossed.
I like the way you think, Drone.
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I have to agree with whoever said Slipknot had a smidge of Gary Larsen running through him...
I have to admit I kind of enjoy these posts :)
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Whatever happened to the good ol' Relief Hose? ;)
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You seriously need to be banned from this forum....
:aok
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I just use empty RedBull 16oz cans.
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I just use empty RedBull 16oz cans.
:lol :lol :D
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The how the heck are we going to dump the waste?.... I don't want to see yellow rain...
See, I see this as ANOTHER benifit for bomber pilots!!
They can use this 'yellow rain' and 'brown snow' to *dirty up* a pilots cockpit window so it'd be harder to see!
Plus, I think we should be able to tap into their radio so we can hear them going 'Aw crap... I think someone just took a dump on me!! I can't see my piper!' then the squeakers would add 'MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS (insert slipknot...er, squeakers name here) I'M GOING DOWN, NO VISUAL ON MY WINDOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' d:
Brilliant :]
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See, I see this as ANOTHER benifit for bomber pilots!!
They can use this 'yellow rain' and 'brown snow' to *dirty up* a pilots cockpit window so it'd be harder to see!
Plus, I think we should be able to tap into their radio so we can hear them going 'Aw crap... I think someone just took a dump on me!! I can't see my piper!' then the squeakers would add 'MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS (insert slipknot...er, squeakers name here) I'M GOING DOWN, NO VISUAL ON MY WINDOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' d:
Brilliant :]
ewww dude that is nasty :O :O :uhoh
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They have them in today's B2s, so it made me think--why don't we have simple, basic toilets in our B17s and Lancs?
I mean ok, you might only be in the mission for an hour or so, not 6 hours or whatever, but the need to go is still very real and you can't very well just leave the controls.
I suggest another station, like a gunner's station, only equipped with a rudimentary toilet so that we can relieve ourselves mid mission.
All previous posts aside, this idea is really perfect.
this is just something that would be completly pointless for this game ?? :D
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If we're going to have toilets, can we have tea making facilities too please?
If we're going to have tea making facilities, can we have a NAAFI C-47?
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(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/TheAmish/stupidometer.gif)
That boy's bout' half a bubble off plumb
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Im convinced. slipknot is a gov't agent out looking for wierdos, like those who support his posts.
Theyll never get me...
:noid
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Is it just me or does this bait stink?
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You could be onto something big here slipknot. Will there be purging controls ion the pilots position.
It gives a whole new meaning to "dump and burn"
:aok
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IM IN ON BANNING SLIPKNOT. Whoever thinks he should be banned write
BAN SLIPKNOT FROM FORUMS.
well your next after him :aok
and btw Rambo Fan your no better then him so stop trying to make it seem like you are, just makes you look worse
and ounce agin
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Yellow or brown-outs would be appropriate.
Loss of use of rudders since legs would be crossed.
One last thought ( maybe )..
Since the bombadier and pilot are, technically, different people.. one can assume that the bombadier would have relieved himself well before the IP and subsequent bomb run.
The pilot, however, would probably not have done the same.
So.. while the bombardier is working the sight and dropping the bombs.. the pilot would probably be on the virge of filling the shorts in anticipation of being able to take evasive action to avoid the flak.
So.. while the bombbay doors are open ( bombadier working ) the pilot would be experiencing full brown-out conditions and would be unable to function.
The added benefit to this feature would be the death of dive-bombing heavies.
Don't ask when this revelation occured to me.
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Yet another pointless thread :furious :lol
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well your next after him :aok
and btw Rambo Fan your no better then him so stop trying to make it seem like you are, just makes you look worse
and ounce agin
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn31/VladmirStalin/YouFail-1.jpg)
gotta throw another fail pic in:
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb63.jpg)
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gotta throw another fail pic in:
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb63.jpg)
:rofl great pic
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would wipers help? or would that just smear the cockpit into a brown haze? I suppose detergent jets would help,especially with the oil constantly streaming over my canopy (must be all the iffy engines put into my rides)
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:noid
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well your next after him :aok
and btw Rambo Fan your no better then him so stop trying to make it seem like you are, just makes you look worse
and ounce agin
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Wouldn't keep talking, ive seen your stats on AH your a complete noob. Ethier way this is just the forums, most people don't know who i am in AH lol Not so hard. RF****.
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:furious And You People Wonder Why Our Servers Overload! *Smacks Forehead*
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Wouldn't keep talking, ive seen your stats on AH your a complete noob. Ethier way this is just the forums, most people don't know who i am in AH lol Not so hard. RF****.
you mean as in flying skills or as in forum posting, yeah cause im not so good at the forum when it comes to spelling and crap
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Wouldn't keep talking, ive seen your stats on AH your a complete noob. Ethier way this is just the forums, most people don't know who i am in AH lol Not so hard. RF****.
squeak squeak squeak squeak I think I'm tough squeak squeak squeak squeak.
lol, and who the hell are you then? :D
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lol, and who the hell are you then? :D
You'll find out soon enough.
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Trolls smell funny. :)
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You'll find out soon enough.
ok, when is soon :D
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You'll find out soon enough.
CMustard, I'm gonna make that bet right here and now. He came around about the time Mustard got PNG'd. :D
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You'll find out soon enough.
well Mr Fan,
is ur in game ID rambofan??
because i do not think i have evr seen you :D
what country do u fight for or do you flop around :huh
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Slipknots posts are very humorous and original and keep me clicking on the wishlist forum every day when I log into the boards.
What I find even more humorous are the posts flaming him for treading on the sacred ground of this forum and pushing back other threads, which in truth often times degenerate into "it's not fast enough" or "no, B29 lOlz", anyway.... whether the latter is intended to be funny or not.
So... big :aok to Slipknot
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You know, when I saw this topic, I was like "hmmmm, that looks familiar"... and then "of course, slipknot!". And I was right.
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Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.
Wouldn't that make it a brown-out?
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BAN SLIPKNOT FROM FORUMS.
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I think slipknot is a genious under discuise. I really do.
Everyone of his posts I read made me burst out with uncontrollable laughter. We need guys like him!
:salute
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why not add an latrine on the bases? :aok