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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Muzzy on August 16, 2010, 08:33:44 PM
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You're watching "Despicable Me", there's an air combat scene, and you're thinking..."Gru would've dropped that guy if he'd just set his convergence."
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... you answer "roger" to a Canadian customs agent when he asks you if you have caught any fish on the Canadian side of the boundary waters.
... you plan for a merge onto the interstate and guess when you can get a shot before they change lanes.
... on your motorcycle you "check 6" for "bogeys" as you scream down the interstate at 90mph.
etc etc
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My boss was just trying to avoid an advertising sales rep, she was hiding in the bathroom, when I got rid of him I said "its OK he broke.".
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you start systematically setting up other drivers for the killshot, you reply to any question that can be answered in the affirmative with 'roger that', conversely any question that can be answered in the negative with 'negative', and so on :D.
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You setup a HuD of a spitfire in your winky dinky Prius in front of your steering wheel.
You try to conserve fuel in your car by lowering your RPMs
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You critique your rental car with regards to sustained turns, instantaneous turns, and how well it holds E. :airplane:
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When you say no to sex, and yes to AH.
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When you say no to sex, and yes to AH.
Flipper, you got booty on the brain dude.
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You alert the driver of a vehicle you are in to the dangerously close proximity of other vehicles with "Check it, check it, check it!"
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when you lust for a bad romance during a flat out of control spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=channel
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when you lust for a bad romance during a flat out of control spin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=channel
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When you're flying the real thing and you just wish you could go home and log on.
When you see an aircraft below and just itch to roll in on his six.
When you forget it's not a cartoon plane and try to roll onto his six.
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When the boss sends you on an errand, calls to ask you where you are and you tell him you are RTB.
When you realize that you have logged more hours in AH than you have invested in building your real airplane on any given week.
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You've ever pulled back or pushed forward on the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid a sudden obstacle, or you've ever hit the gas or brake in a likewise attempt to kick hard rudder. :uhoh
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the first thing you do when you get to work is check your squads page then the AH forums
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when you try to convince your boss to sign up for AH and learn how to play, cause you know he will get addicted and have to play at work. then he will start to demand that you sign in on the other computer and wingman him. he will glad pay you $??.?? an hour just to clear his SIX
:airplane: :airplane: :joystick: :airplane: :airplane:
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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your wife/girlfriend tells you that you keep saying "check it" or "copy" in your sleep
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I remember back in junior high we were playing dodge ball and I told someone to check their 6 out loud. About half the gym looked at me with a weird look....
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You go to an early meeting and they ask you why you are mad, and you tell them that you are tired of getting ho'd every nite.
Semp
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when you are driving down the highway after, you take your foot of the gas you coment to your wife "this thing holds its E good"
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Driving down the interstate using my sunroof to check high and my mirrors to check my six and realize i miss my exit so i do a split S across the median, cut the turn to sharp, take a mirror off my truck from hitting a sign, scream "dang it I just lost an airleron" and merge onto off ramp with sweat pouring from my face and wife giving me the "what the !*#& was that!" look as she pries her fingers off the dashboard.
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aaaannnnd the first thing you attempt to check is your damage list display
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When you fork out money to play an imaginary war...
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When you're flying the real thing and you just wish you could go home and log on.
When you see an aircraft below and just itch to roll in on his six.
When you forget it's not a cartoon plane and try to roll onto his six.
We have a winner :aok :rofl :cheers:
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when your flying down the highway and someone cuts into traffic directly behind you so you roll down the window looking for flaps cut the wheel hard right and pull the floor shifter into low trying to chop throttle!!!!! then when the cop gets to the scene and asks you what the hell happened you complain "HE TRIED TO PICK ME THEN THE NOOB COLLIDED WITH ME!!!!!" :airplane: :joystick: :airplane:
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when you have a conveniently placed rock scar on the wind shield of your truck and you find yourself lining up or leading a vehicle ahead of you for the killshot....
I started doing this the other day inadvertently (sp?) then laughed when I realised what I was doing...
~ABN
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when your flying down the highway and someone cuts into traffic directly behind you so you roll down the window looking for flaps cut the wheel hard right and pull the floor shifter into low trying to chop throttle!!!!! then when the cop gets to the scene and asks you what the hell happened you complain "HE TRIED TO PICK ME THEN THE NOOB COLLIDED WITH ME!!!!!" :airplane: :joystick: :airplane:
Scarier
The cop understands what you are talking about, writes the other guy a ticked 'for beeing dweeb', the begins to discuss tactics with you.
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When you try to pull lead on planes turning base when you are on downwind.
You say "Im gonna vulch his arse" to the instructor as you fly over an airfield with a plane on the runway.
You think that you are qualified at spin recovery because you fly cartoon airplanes.
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You're at the gas station and are wondering if you should put only 50% gas in so you can get around the corners faster.
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You spend school hours drawing your dogfights from last night on paper and work out how things went.
You are talking to people and you say roger instead of yeah.
You end MSN and Facebook convos to your friends with <S>
You spend your time in the back seat of your parents car holding your hands like an MG pulling lead on neighbouring cars and making gun noises.
You go flying with the Air Force Cadets and you keep scanning the sky for enemy planes.
You are talking to friends and someone is approaching you give speed and direction (12 oclock coming in fast)
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While watching an episode of "Battlestar Galactica", you hear somebody mention the "Thorch Weave" over the radio chatter, which causes you to laugh hysterically, thereby alienating you from the other geeks in the room, who proceed to call you a geek. You then spend the rest of the show explaining ACM as it applies to space combat, followed by a pointed discussion about whether you'd want to have Kara Thrace or Lee Adama as your wingman. (Lee...Kara would leave you hanging to get the kill).
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you know when you play AH too much if ...
you name your dog stuka...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs276.ash1/20336_1353754761893_1172137905_31076884_7254298_n.jpg)
and name your other dog tank...
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs276.ash1/20336_1353754841895_1172137905_31076885_2415985_n.jpg)
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you know you are addicted to ah if you spend the days wondering if you will ever meet betty in person.
semp
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When you've got more invested in your gear and comp than your car is worth
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When you've got more invested in your gear and comp than your house is worth
Fixed.
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Fixed.
*glares* that was NOT for public consumption sir :P
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You know you play too much AH when....
....you stop for four months.
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I just realized I was doing this today at 'lunch' I drive a standard shift car and
I'm starting to hold the stick like I hold my combatstick. Thumb on top for my cannons :D
Had a kid pull out in front of me and thought about what a nice deflection shot I had.
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Too much AH when you install a toggle switch with the red safety cover for your after market fog lights on your truck.
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You're driving along the interstate and you spot two hawks circling each other. You roll down your window and shout "Check it, bird! Check it! Check it!"
My clueless dog was wandering into a kitten ambush in the living room: "Lucky, check it...low kitten...Lucky check it! Check it!"
Stats (out of 5)
Saxon Kitty
Acceleration: 5
Speed: 3
Climb rate: 5
Turn Rate: Unreal
Durability: 3
Armament: 8x 1mm Mark I Retractable CarpetShredders, 2x 2mm Needlefangs.
Lucky Dog
Acceleration: 3
Speed: 5
Climb Rate: 1
Turn Rate: 2
Durability: 5
Armament: 8x 3mm Non-Retractable Diggers, 2x 3mm SquirrelSnappers.
The dog stopped, sat down and looked at me, bewildered, and got jumped. The kitten went vertical and got 3 feet of alt on him and those MK 1 Retractables are nasty.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Not as cool as mine.
Female Cockatiel - Age 3 - Flying name: Minnie
Stats out of five:
Speed: 5
Acceleration: Godlike
Turn rate:3
Visibility: Unreal
Climb rate: 80 degree max
Durability: 4
Armament - 10 1 inch cuttlefish sharpened claws, 1 40 MM TATER BEAK
I walk into the living room and did not see her sitting on the top of the door. Thanks to my mitsu sound pack I hear flapping and SMACK, this bird dives into my head attacking furiously. GTFO OF MAI R00M B1TCH!!!!!
(http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv266/Plawranc/IMG_0610.jpg)
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Responded to one of the girls at work with "roger" the other day. She looked at me weird.
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your immediate superior is named 'Roger' and you get a kick out of saying 'Roger Roger' then you start per-mutating aka Life of Brian to 'Wogea Wogea' and chuckle when he looks at you like you've killed all of your brain cells.
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Not as cool as mine.
Female Cockatiel - Age 3 - Flying name: Minnie
Stats out of five:
Speed: 5
Acceleration: Godlike
Turn rate:3
Visibility: Unreal
Climb rate: 80 degree max
Durability: 4
Armament - 10 1 inch cuttlefish sharpened claws, 1 40 MM TATER BEAK
I walk into the living room and did not see her sitting on the top of the door. Thanks to my mitsu sound pack I hear flapping and SMACK, this bird dives into my head attacking furiously. GTFO OF MAI R00M B1TCH!!!!!
Is it possible to be vulched by a Cockatiel?
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of course it is if you're not keeping your SA up :neener:
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Is it possible to be vulched by a Cockatiel?
It's his fault. He should have rolled from a base that wasn't CAP'd.
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...when you're on your rider mower and every time you turn it you are picturing lining up on another enemy... i actually did this :rofl
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When you shoot at a fake rabbit target from 50yds out, hit it in between the eyes and yell "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
I often say that when those 262 noobs try to ho me in my trusty zeke... 20mms and 13.7mms alike :devil
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.....when you reply to a friend's text with "cc"
.....when you suggest to the flight attendant that the pilot should hop into the tail gun of the jet to rudder-turn and make the turn smoother
.....when you are shooting a 240-Bravo with buddies, they're jumping through the roof, and you say "it's just a peashooter" (actually happened)
.....when you see a B-17 at an airshow and wonder where the drones are
.....when you watch "Pearl Harbor" and think "there's no way a P-40 should be out-turning a zeke"
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When you're watching "Clash of the Titans" and you say, "WHOA! Check the low Kraken!"
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.... folks notice you have an unusual fear of trees.
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.... folks notice you have an unusual fear of trees.
....and squirrels
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or an unusual fondness for sheep and giant squids?
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or an unusual fondness for sheep and giant squids?
What do unusually tall Navy pilots have to do with it? :devil
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:rofl :rofl
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You spend an hour doing statistical analysis on your kill/death, kill/survival, kills by plane type, and killed by plane types, because you have to.
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.....when you watch "Pearl Harbor" and think "there's no way a P-40 should be out-turning a zeke"
Or you wonder why Rafes Spit doesn't stall out but yours does?
When an AH related site has an option for email alerts you give it the one you actually check automatically and not the one you give your lenders, bank, employers?
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When there is something behind your friend you want him/her to see, you say "check six."
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when you're talking to a friend and you say, "yeah they were giving me so much "ack" about it!" (like the wife ack thing) :D
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When you tell your boss that you're dealing with a 'noob' customer and they don't really have any 'SA'?
Actually I did that just to mess with him. I throw a lot of jargon at him just to watch the mental speed bump happen.
Okay when you decorate your office with WWII prints because the owner said your office was bland and ask your printing company if they can blow up stuff from the 'exchange of everyday' or 'exchange of edited' threads to poster size and budget for the frames to hang them?
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When you're driving through Connecticut at 2AM en route to Boston in a nasty rainstorm and the "low coolant" light comes on you think, "good it's just radiator damage."
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When you're driving through Connecticut at 2AM en route to Boston in a nasty rainstorm and the "low coolant" light comes on you think, "good it's just radiator damage."
Personally, I alwys say. "CHIT! Radiator damage! I has to get back to teh base and landddd!!!" :rofl
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When you're texting or chatting with someone online and every line of text begins with /
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When you're texting or chatting with someone online and every line of text begins with /
I have done that... too many times to count. :lol . My friends ask what it means... They will never know... :noid
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When I text on my cell phone, I have a bad habit of typing my buddies "rgr" , "5x5" , "cc" or "willco".
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when you reply to the cop who pulled you over
"a ticket???? for that?????? why??? if i can type trash talk on 200 from the middle of a furball while dodging 20mills at 350 mile an hour....then texting while avoiding unarmed noobs on the highway at 80 miles and hour is just dweeb play!"
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When you cut throttle while mowing the lawn to make the guy weed-eating overshoot, then going ratatatatat as he passes in front.
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Girl I was chatting with at the cattle call audition had to go use the bathroom and asked me to hold her place in line.
"I got your six. Go."
Girl behind her. "I gotta go too!"
Me: "I got your six. Go."
Girl #1 actually handed me her purse and book to hold while I was standing there. Her husband called. We're going bowling.
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When I text on my cell phone, I have a bad habit of typing my buddies "rgr" , "5x5" , "cc" or "willco".
did that to my boss once. texted rgr to him :uhoh
flotsom. i almost did that too :rofl
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My clueless dog was wandering into a kitten ambush in the living room: "Lucky, check it...low kitten...Lucky check it! Check it"
Worse, if he knew what you're talking about
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You try to tell friends you are texting that you will be gone for a bit by saying "afk".
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You try to tell friends you are texting that you will be gone for a bit by saying "afk".
im guilty...
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Your brother in law calls you over to his house to see the F-16 cockpit he built in the spare bedroom to fly Falcon 4.0 in. (Not AH, but still, WTF!?)
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You got a job where you could use your radio and be faster with the phonetic alphabet than dispatch is.
For the last 3 years ive been an industrial medic in the oil and gas industry and i swear to this day we work in a team of two when responding to a call I always confirm my "wing" has "top cover"
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When you're flying the real thing and you just wish you could go home and log on.
When you see an aircraft below and just itch to roll in on his six.
When you forget it's not a cartoon plane and try to roll onto his six.
LOL How did that work out? :devil Did the FAA have an official position on it? :O
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When your dog (who usually sleeps on an old blanket in the corner of my computer room looking for the occasional ear scratch or belly rub) sees you pull out the joystick and put on the headphones and just sighs, gets up and goes out to the living room. :(
This just happened to me this afternoon, actually.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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A guy cuts me off in a black pickup with a bumper sticker that reads "FEAR THIS"
I thought, "Dude, my other ride's an FW-A8!"
Then I went home and gunned down PT's and wirbs all night imagining they were black pickups. :devil
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A guy cuts me off in a black pickup with a bumper sticker that reads "FEAR THIS"
I thought, "Dude, my other ride's an FW-A8!"
Then I went home and gunned down PT's and wirbs all night imagining they were black pickups. :devil
wouldnt jeeps have been closer to being anotomically correct? they probably would have been so much funner to hunt too!!!! :devil
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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you consider getting a bumper sticker that says 'my other Mustang has 12 cylinders'
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you consider getting a bumper sticker that says 'my other Mustang has 12 cylinders'
I actually tried to find a place to make me a license plate frame that said that when I was in the 4th back in '06.
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You cause a spectacle in the theater by calling the Guardians of Ga'hoole a bunch of freakin' ram-tards.