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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #60 on: August 27, 2010, 11:09:48 PM »
When you tell your boss that you're dealing with a 'noob' customer and they don't really have any 'SA'?

Actually I did that just to mess with him.  I throw a lot of jargon at him just to watch the mental speed bump happen. 

Okay when you decorate your office with WWII prints because the owner said your office was bland and ask your printing company if they can blow up stuff from the 'exchange of everyday' or 'exchange of edited' threads to poster size and budget for the frames to hang them?
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Offline Boxman

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2010, 03:04:08 AM »
When you're driving through Connecticut at 2AM en route to Boston in a nasty rainstorm and the "low coolant" light comes on you think, "good it's just radiator damage."



 
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Offline fbWldcat

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2010, 06:47:09 AM »
Quote from: Boxman on August 28, 2010, 03:04:08 AM
When you're driving through Connecticut at 2AM en route to Boston in a nasty rainstorm and the "low coolant" light comes on you think, "good it's just radiator damage."

Personally, I alwys say. "CHIT! Radiator damage! I has to get back to teh base and landddd!!!"  :rofl
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Offline Larry

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2010, 10:29:52 AM »
When you're texting or chatting with someone online and every line of text begins with /
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Offline fbWldcat

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2010, 10:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Larry on August 28, 2010, 10:29:52 AM
When you're texting or chatting with someone online and every line of text begins with /

I have done that... too many times to count. :lol . My friends ask what it means... They will never know...  :noid
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Quote from: Shuffler on April 07, 2011, 10:37:33 AM
Landing is overrated.
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2010, 11:53:23 AM »
When I text on my cell phone, I have a bad habit of typing my buddies "rgr" , "5x5" , "cc" or "willco".
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2010, 12:22:58 PM »
when you reply to the cop who pulled you over

"a ticket???? for that?????? why??? if i can type trash talk on 200 from the middle of a furball while dodging 20mills at 350 mile an hour....then texting while avoiding unarmed noobs on the highway at 80 miles and hour is just dweeb play!"
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2010, 12:42:30 PM »
When you cut throttle while mowing the lawn to make the guy weed-eating overshoot, then going ratatatatat as he passes in front.
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2010, 12:50:37 PM »
Girl I was chatting with at the cattle call audition had to go use the bathroom and asked me to hold her place in line.

"I got your six. Go."

Girl behind her.  "I gotta go too!"

Me: "I got your six. Go."

Girl #1 actually handed me her purse and book to hold while I was standing there.  Her husband called.  We're going bowling.

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2010, 03:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Plazus on August 28, 2010, 11:53:23 AM
When I text on my cell phone, I have a bad habit of typing my buddies "rgr" , "5x5" , "cc" or "willco".
did that to my boss once. texted rgr to him :uhoh
flotsom. i almost did that too :rofl
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2010, 08:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Muzzy on December 31, 1969, 09:33:45 PM

My clueless dog was wandering into a kitten ambush in the living room: "Lucky, check it...low kitten...Lucky check it!  Check it"
Worse, if he knew what you're talking about
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Offline BrownBaron

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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2010, 08:43:01 PM »
You try to tell friends you are texting that you will be gone for a bit by saying "afk".
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2010, 09:51:26 PM »
Quote from: BrownBaron on August 31, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
You try to tell friends you are texting that you will be gone for a bit by saying "afk".
im guilty...
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2010, 10:30:29 PM »
Your brother in law calls you over to his house to see the F-16 cockpit he built in the spare bedroom to fly Falcon 4.0 in. (Not AH, but still, WTF!?)
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Re: You know you play too much AH when....
« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2010, 04:57:42 AM »
You got a job where you could use your radio and be faster with the phonetic alphabet than dispatch is.

For the last 3 years ive been an industrial medic in the oil and gas industry and i swear to this day we work in a team of two when responding to a call I always confirm my "wing" has "top cover"
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