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Title: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 05:26:10 PM
Sitting here watching the SD v Denver game. Pathetic and bored. After following another current topic here I just can't live with this guilt anymore. I am a Muppet. Yes, I know "how could I". They are evil incarnate and I was weak and drawn to the dark side. For those who see us as the scum that we are I'm going to expose the Muppet menace. I will likely be drawn and quartered and my pet hamster sacrificed on our blood stained altar.

We have no den of evil where we plot and plan diabolical actions to ruin the game. We looked into it, but it wasn't in our budget. I had a couch all picked out too  :(. Sadly, all the Muppets are pretty normal. Jobs, families, mortgages, and God forbid, children. Yes people, a new generation of evil is being trained in the evil arts. They're just a collection of people who like to fly a certain way. Just like the squads who like the historical aspects and fly certain planes. I've been in quite a few. Some strictly organized and run, others more plane specific. And I had fun in them all. After many years here I just wanted to mix it up with the little time I get to fly. Well, every drama needs an antagonist and I guess that's us. I am a Muppet and I am evil. I will be condemned to the deepest regions of Hell, no doubt. But, until then I will simply be a member of the "Evil Empire".

So put Luke, Han Sole, Lea, R2D2, and C3PO in a plane and let's do this!
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 05:39:07 PM
Because an image with 'attention w***e' in it would probably earn a Rule #4...



(http://thewritersadvice.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/hey-everybody-pay-attention-to-me.jpg)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: ink on January 12, 2014, 05:41:10 PM
the hate is fuel for my KI :t
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 05:43:24 PM
Because an image with 'attention w***e' in it would probably earn a Rule #4...



(http://thewritersadvice.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/hey-everybody-pay-attention-to-me.jpg)

Yes, I knew you would be first with that. You fail to see it's nothing more than humor. But then you are a "Muppet Hater".  :lol

You're shorter than I thought you'd be.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 05:45:08 PM
Pffft. Kinda like saying the human race is evil or stupid or narcissistic. Some may be.  ;)

Bear, there's no cause to go Muppet paranoid.

(Buy ya a beer?)  :cheers:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Lazerr on January 12, 2014, 05:46:00 PM
He must really be hating if he took the time to post that stupid picture.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: TheBug on January 12, 2014, 05:47:12 PM
Can I hate just Bear?
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 05:48:24 PM
He must really be hating if he took the time to post that stupid picture.

I think he is chapter president?
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 05:49:00 PM
Can I hate just Bear?

That is acceptable.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Shifty on January 12, 2014, 05:52:53 PM
Who are you guys again??  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 05:53:39 PM
Who are you guys again??  :headscratch:

Scum. Nothing more.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Shifty on January 12, 2014, 05:57:23 PM
Scum. Nothing more.

Oh yeah the Mucking Fuppets!  :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 06:01:28 PM
Pffft. Kinda like saying the human race is evil or stupid or narcissistic. Some may be.  ;)

Bear, there's no cause to go Muppet paranoid.

(Buy ya a beer?)  :cheers:

A combination of humor and boredom really.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Debrody on January 12, 2014, 06:01:38 PM
Oh hai. Im a narcissistic ego warrior, t ;)he worst of my kind. Even worse, im a "mucking foopet".
Respect, walk - or hate MEH if you dare.
 :banana:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 06:15:27 PM
But then you are a "Muppet Hater".  :lol

I am? Where did you get that idea? You do know my posts in that other thread (the ones that evidently upset you so much you had to make a new thread) were initially intended to be in support of your groupbashing of Arlo?  :huh  I mean sure, there was an element of poking fun at you all in it too, but nothing bad natured.

Persecution complex much? Extremely sensitive and thin skinned?

Or just desperate for any kind of e-attention...even to the point of conjuring up negative attention out of thin air?

It's funny that someone who no longer plays Aces High, and has never had any kind of in-game interaction with your squad, is suddenly awarded the title of nemesis. But then it is also funny that grown men would purse fight about nothing for 20+ pages on an internet forum.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: SirNuke on January 12, 2014, 06:17:36 PM
midway syndrome?
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: LCADolby on January 12, 2014, 06:21:09 PM
I think the purpose of the thread is daft.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 06:22:57 PM
Where did you get that idea? You do know my posts in that other thread (the ones that evidently upset you so much you had to make a new thread) were initially intended to be in support of your groupbashing of Arlo?  :huh  I mean sure, there was an element of poking fun at you all in it too, but nothing bad natured.

Persecution complex much? Extremely sensitive and thin skinned?

Or just desperate for any kind of e-attention...even to the point of conjuring up negative attention out of thin air?

 :cheers:

Um, I don't take this seriously enough to get worked up over. I been here too long to fall into that. As for Arlo, I never bashed him. We've known each other for years and both know this isn't personal, humorous maybe. I figured why derail other threads and just give people a place to get it out of their system. As for attention?  Attention to what exactly? Nothing special about me. Maybe you don't have a sense of humor, I don't know.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 06:25:41 PM
I think the purpose of the thread is daft.

Good one.  :lol The "fighting" thread was getting a bit nasty, so....diffusion.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 06:26:20 PM
midway syndrome?

Too old to hump ankles.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 06:28:28 PM
Um, I don't take this seriously enough to get worked up over.

Yes, it certainly looked that way when you first got your panties in a bunch in the other thread over nothing, and then created a new thread to go alongside it about your squad's 'haters'.

Forget Midway syndrome, this dude has DrBoneitis ;D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 06:30:45 PM
Yes, it certainly looked that way when you first got your panties in a bunch in the other thread over nothing, and then created a new thread to go alongside it about your squad's 'haters'.

Forget Midway syndrome, this dude has DrBoneitis ;D

Quick, change your IP, the haters are hacking you!

Show me where that happened? Seriously man, you are really jaded.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 06:33:09 PM
You do know my posts in that other thread (the ones that evidently upset you so much you had to make a new thread) were initially intended to be in support of your groupbashing of Arlo?

It takes a village.  ;)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 06:34:42 PM
As for Arlo, I never bashed him. We've known each other for years and both know this isn't personal, humorous maybe.

 :) I'd buy you a beer in the worst train wreck thread even when you are admonishing me to be the better man.  :)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 06:34:52 PM
Show me where that happened? Seriously man, you are really jaded.

jaded

jad·ed
[jey-did] Show IPA
adjective
1.
dulled or satiated by overindulgence: a jaded appetite.
2.
worn out or wearied, as by overwork or overuse.
3.
dissipated: a jaded reprobate.



ummm....OK!

You're really devout, man.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 06:38:49 PM
jaded

jad·ed
[jey-did] Show IPA
adjective
1.
dulled or satiated by overindulgence: a jaded appetite.
2.
worn out or wearied, as by overwork or overuse.
3.
dissipated: a jaded reprobate.



ummm....OK!

You're really devout, man.


The search function is awesome! Devout? No, not even on my best day. No quote of me Arlo bashing?
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: WEZEL on January 12, 2014, 06:43:28 PM
What's a muppet?  :headscratch:

I thought they were them cute soft fleecy things on PBS chl13 when I was growing up... :airplane:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 06:47:47 PM
What's a muppet?  :headscratch:

I thought they were them cute soft fleecy things on PBS chl13 when I was growing up... :airplane:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muppet

1. Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

2. Muppet
a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhuding an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability


Who could hate guys like that? Nobody with an ounce of pity in their hearts, that's for sure.

And don't forget, if you DO hate them...there is a whole army of them, and they'll make you sorry!! (on the internet)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 06:50:16 PM
I may be a fine one to talk but .... there's some pretty good folk in the AoM.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: WEZEL on January 12, 2014, 06:50:48 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muppet

1. Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

2. Muppet
a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhuding an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability


Who could hate guys like that? Nobody with an ounce of pity in their hearts, that's for sure.

And don't forget, if you DO hate them...there is a whole army of them, and they'll make you sorry!! (on the internet)


Hook, line and sinker    :salute
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: ink on January 12, 2014, 06:58:33 PM
I may be a fine one to talk but .... there's some pretty good folk in the AoM.

no way....we are the scorge of the earth  :mad:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 12, 2014, 07:04:14 PM
I don't hate anyone in this game be they Muppet, BK, <fill-in-the-blank-squad> or otherwise. Hate is something I reserve for foods I don't like...I try to avoid its use with people.    

Don't get me wrong, there are a few people I actively dislike in this game but it takes a pretty long time to get even to that level with me and even that eventually passes with time.

I have nothing but good things to say about the Muppets.  They enjoy trolling to be sure which can be fun but in general I find not worth the time.  I don't agree with some of their game and combat philosophies...but all in all they are a good bunch.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 07:05:22 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muppet

1. Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

2. Muppet
a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhuding an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability


Who could hate guys like that? Nobody with an ounce of pity in their hearts, that's for sure.

And don't forget, if you DO hate them...there is a whole army of them, and they'll make you sorry!! (on the internet)

I admire your commitment. Think of this as therapy.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 07:05:28 PM
Muppet lovers, my sisters + brothers

Muppet haters, see ya laterz!  :neener:

no way....we are the scorge of the earth  :mad:

Scourge of the English language more like ;)

Warning: (http://static.thepioneerwoman.com/homeschooling/files/2013/01/wordnerd2.jpg)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 07:08:58 PM
Muppet lovers, my sisters + brothers

Muppet haters, see ya laterz!  :neener:

Scourge of the English language more like ;)

Warning: (http://static.thepioneerwoman.com/homeschooling/files/2013/01/wordnerd2.jpg)

well, it isn't "exhuding" it's "exuding". Just saying.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 07:11:22 PM
I'll be sure to write a very sternly worded letter to urban dictionary.com  :old:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 07:13:53 PM
I'll be sure to write a very sternly worded letter to urban dictionary.com  :old:

No problem I already did.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: deadstikmac on January 12, 2014, 07:26:34 PM
I hate the Muppets....... And rightfully so....

There is this guy INk who flys a Ki84, well one day I ask him to show me some things and not only did we spend a few hours in the DA. He actually went there a second night and showed me some more... Now my purpous in AH is to find this arseclown and ram him in my 262  :devil


One night I ran into some other guys... Bunnies & Kappa over TT.... What a bunch of arseclowns they were beating me to a pulp..... They had the nerve to <Slaute> me after each fight.... Who do they think they are being polite and even as far too say... Respectful! Horse Poop!  :bolt:


I never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die OR furry little things with hands up their..... :rofl
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: ink on January 12, 2014, 07:33:18 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: guncrasher on January 12, 2014, 07:40:21 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

training video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPL1BmasrQ

semp
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 07:51:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ

training video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPL1BmasrQ

semp

Changeup started singing last night on vox........................it was disturbing :huh
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 07:51:46 PM
Changeup started singing last night on vox........................it was disturbing :huh

Was it from the second video Semp posted?  :cool:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: ink on January 12, 2014, 07:52:56 PM
Muppet lovers, my sisters + brothers

Muppet haters, see ya laterz!  :neener:

Scourge of the English language more like ;)

Warning: (http://static.thepioneerwoman.com/homeschooling/files/2013/01/wordnerd2.jpg)

what is wrong with my engrish :old:

if you will go back to "urban dictionary " you will see I did not spell anything wrong :neener:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 07:58:47 PM
Was it from the second video Semp posted?  :cool:

More like Johny Cash having an attack of gas while preforming.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: DmonSlyr on January 12, 2014, 08:04:35 PM
I love being the enemy  :devil. The muppets are a prime unforgiving enemy. We crave the fight. That's why I enjoy flying with them in AH. A fun group of people to fly with! (Salute)

If I'm on your team I'll do everything I can to keep alive and check 6. If I'm not on your team, just expect to die cuz I'm coming at you 100%.  

BTW check your 6 cuz I'm right behind ya




Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 12, 2014, 08:05:33 PM
what is wrong with my engrish :old:

if you will go back to "urban dictionary " you will see I did not spell anything wrong :neener:

There are no rights or wrongs in life, only different ways of being (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/bandit.gif)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 08:11:52 PM
'Aces High' (as sung by the Swedish Chef)

Zeere-a gues zee suree thet verns ooff zee eur reeed
Zeen cumes zee suoond ooff zee goons sendeeng flek
Oooot fur zee scremble-a ve-a'fe-a gut tu get eurburne-a
Gut tu get up fur zee cumeeng etteck.
Bork Bork Bork!
Joomp in zee cuckpeet und stert up zee ingeenes
Remufe-a ell zee vheelblucks zeere-a's nu teeme-a tu veste-a
Gezeereeng speed es ve-a heed doon zee roonvey
Gutta get eurburne-a beffure-a it's tuu lete-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
Roonneeng, scrembleeng, flyeeng
Rulleeng, toorneeng, deefing, gueeng in egeeen
Roon, leefe-a tu fly, fly tu leefe-a, du oor deee-a
Roon, leefe-a tu fly, fly tu leefe-a. eces heegh.
Bork Bork Bork!
Mufe-a in tu fure-a et zee meeenstreem ooff bumbers
Let ooffff a sherp boorst und zeen toorn evey
Rull oofer, speen ruoond und cume-a in beheend zeem
Mufe-a tu zeeur bleendsides und fureeng egeeen.
Bork Bork Bork!
Bundeets et 8 oo'cluck mufe-a in beheend us
Tee me-a-109's oooot ooff zee soon
Escendeeng und toorneeng oooor speetffures tu fece-a zeem
Heedeeng streeeght fur zeem I press doon my goons
Rulleeng, toorneeng, deefing
Rulleeng, toorneeng, deefing, gueeng in egeeen
Roon, leefe-a tu fly, fly tu leefe-a, du oor deee-a
Roon, leefe-a tu fly, fly tu leefe-a, eces heegh.

Bork Bork Bork!
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: SPKmes on January 12, 2014, 08:12:19 PM
There are no rights or wrongs in life, only different ways of being (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/bandit.gif)

<sparks up>  hmmmm that's deep man
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Redd on January 12, 2014, 08:18:40 PM
most of you are OK but I never really like that big yellow bird , it creeped me out when I was a kid
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 08:27:43 PM
most of you are OK but I never really like that big yellow bird , it creeped me out when I was a kid

Sadly, he wasn't a Muppet, he was on Sesame Street. He did fill out an application and was under serious consideration until we discovered he couldn't get his big yellow butt in the cockpit or close the canopy. He was devastated and went into a deep depression. Two weeks later he signs a deal with Sesame Street for $3 Million a year and soon forgot us. Not even a stinking Christmas Card.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 12, 2014, 08:34:31 PM
Sadly, he wasn't a Muppet, he was on Sesame Street. He did fill out an application and was under serious consideration until we discovered he couldn't get his big yellow butt in the cockpit or close the canopy. He was devastated and went into a deep depression. Two weeks later he signs a deal with Sesame Street for $3 Million a year and soon forgot us. Not even a stinking Christmas Card.

It's rumored that there may be some resentment involved.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbemwsYzVB1rwzsbso3_400.gif)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Nathan60 on January 12, 2014, 08:59:04 PM
All that hate is gonna burn you up kid
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: jododger on January 12, 2014, 09:01:14 PM
You missed.............. Just Sayn
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 09:01:26 PM
It's rumored that there may be some resentment involved.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbemwsYzVB1rwzsbso3_400.gif)

Must be me flying. Can't hit the broad side of a barn  :( If it were Grizz there's be nothing but pink mist and feather.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: jododger on January 12, 2014, 09:09:54 PM
BTW
If this thread gets more post that my TOC thread, there is something seriously wrong with some of you ladies.



I love AoM...still can't get the stink off of me
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 12, 2014, 09:18:02 PM
BTW
If this thread gets more post that my TOC thread, there is something seriously wrong with some of you ladies.



I love AoM...still can't get the stink off of me

My Grandma told me tomato juice works for skunk. Might not be strong enough.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: BushLT1 on January 12, 2014, 11:07:02 PM
Oh my is it fishing season already......  :cheers:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: BaldEagl on January 12, 2014, 11:54:54 PM
There are no rights or wrongs in life, only different ways of being (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/bandit.gif)

Really?  So Jeffrey Dahmer was just different, not wrong.  Mmmmmkay.

Too bad he's not still around to hack you up and store your body parts.  You might have a different attitude.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: ink on January 13, 2014, 12:09:42 AM
Really?  So Jeffrey Dahmer was just different, not wrong.  Mmmmmkay.

Too bad he's not still around to hack you up and store your body parts.  You might have a different attitude.

woop woop....... :rock

I am learning to ignore the things that I don't like or agree with.....

only reason I didn't respond to that. :salute
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Slash27 on January 13, 2014, 01:12:37 AM
All that hate is gonna burn you up kid
Keeps me warm
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: JimmyD3 on January 13, 2014, 01:14:33 AM
Yes, I knew you would be first with that. You fail to see it's nothing more than humor. But then you are a "Muppet Hater".  :lol

You're shorter than I thought you'd be.

Yeah but look at those arms!!! :rofl
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 13, 2014, 03:23:19 AM
Yeah but look at those arms!!! :rofl

His final pose before the Lexus runs him over. Don't pose in the street.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Threeup on January 13, 2014, 04:39:59 AM
They have never ran to ack, nor ran from any fight, nor acted like "victims" when they get shot down, nor sprayed heroic crap when they shoot you down.

They're good in a fight with you and they put up a good fight against you. They never fail to say hi on range and contribute on country.

Any grief they have ever tried to lay on me is short term. They fight like "bikers" when they want to bully someone. One in all in.

That's just my view of them and a couple of them I would classify as "some of the best people I have never met". This is not"ankle raping", just my appraisal after a few years.

If anyone is looking to spray a squad, look somewhere else. As the cliche book says " they are what they are". And if you're on the receiving end of their antics "toughen up Buttercup" and kill some of them in the air. It seems to quieten them somewhat.

Happy Trails.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: ap1102 on January 13, 2014, 04:46:43 AM
I fraggled a muppet once. I found out later that it's only legal in 12 states and Texas isn't one of them.......oh dear
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 13, 2014, 06:33:17 AM
Keeps me warm

A DoK GonZoish response if ever there was one.  :aok

http://www.gonzoville.com/tag/air-warrior/

Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Dragon on January 13, 2014, 07:40:04 AM
Congratulations Bear.  The first step to recovery is always tough, but now that you've recognized your faults, the road to recovery is paved and waiting.

As always the SW's are here for ya if you need anything.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: LCADolby on January 13, 2014, 07:54:58 AM
I fraggled a muppet once. I found out later that it's only legal in 12 states and Texas isn't one of them.......oh dear
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/r21CMDyPuGo/maxresdefault.jpg)
FRAGGLE A MUPPET
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 13, 2014, 08:00:06 AM
woop woop....... :rock

I am learning to ignore the things that I don't like or agree with.....

only reason I didn't respond to that. :salute

I find doing this keeps the blood pressure down.  If only I could do it ALL the time rather than sporatically I think I'd be able to come off my BP medication.   :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Sunka on January 13, 2014, 09:49:53 AM
This whole topic is not relevant to itself, and not one thing added (including the threds starter) in this has anything to do with it.
It should be locked immediately,as im the only one who has posted facts and thus not conjecture.


 :salute

Muppet's are all LA dweeb's btw.

Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Shane on January 13, 2014, 09:50:29 AM
Well, every drama needs an antagonist and I guess that's us.

As usual it takes a skwad to do what one person could do alone.   :noid

<mutters about hordes of castrati slobberdonkeys>  :bolt:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Rogue9Volt on January 13, 2014, 09:52:28 AM
I fraggled a muppet once. I found out later that it's only legal in 12 states and Texas isn't one of them.......oh dear

Gosh darn Huppet Maters...
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Arlo on January 13, 2014, 09:58:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2G4JSvxxmY#t=31

 :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: waystin2 on January 13, 2014, 10:23:29 AM
I find it hard to hate anybody in this game. :aok
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 13, 2014, 10:33:54 AM

Muppet's are all LA dweeb's btw.


I thought they were all Spit dweebs now?  Damned out of date information....
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Aspen on January 13, 2014, 01:17:09 PM
Hate the Muppets?  Nah...I got a new T shirt thanks to them.  :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 13, 2014, 01:43:10 PM
Really?  So Jeffrey Dahmer was just different, not wrong.  Mmmmmkay.

Too bad he's not still around to hack you up and store your body parts.  You might have a different attitude.

Yes, really (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/picard.gif)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Ardy123 on January 13, 2014, 02:26:14 PM
I thought they were all Spit dweebs now?  Damned out of date information....
I don't fly often, but when I do, its a spit 16.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: -ammo- on January 13, 2014, 02:29:47 PM
Who can hate the muppets?  Back in the early 2000s, I used to purposely hunt down where Citabria/Fester was on the map of the day just to shoot him down or lose.  He always flew a P-38 back then and was easy to spot.  Nowadays, its no different, just different targets.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Ardy123 on January 13, 2014, 02:32:51 PM
Yes, really (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/picard.gif)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Hey Gemini, whats your fav metal band...? Did you know the Muppets did a Meshuggah cover? There once was a muppet who could own on a 7 string guitar....
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 13, 2014, 02:34:16 PM
Hate the Muppets?  Nah...I got a new T shirt thanks to them.  :D

Ours got an SSD drive. You guys need to step up the game.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Changeup on January 13, 2014, 02:43:00 PM
There are no rights or wrongs in life, only different ways of being (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/bandit.gif)

Being a murderer
Being a thief
Being a rapist

Certainly no wrongs in that one....brilliance on display.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 13, 2014, 03:27:20 PM
I don't fly often, but when I do, its a spit 16.

Somebody needs to make a meme out of that one....
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 13, 2014, 03:31:33 PM
Being a murderer
Being a thief
Being a rapist

Certainly no wrongs in that one....brilliance on display.

Argh! The stupid! It burns...IT BURNS!

Oh well, at least the person I was actually talking to understood the joke/reference ;---)

Hey Gemini, whats your fav metal band...?

"They're called F**k you Yankee Blue Jeans or somethin'"

BERSERKER!!
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Ardy123 on January 13, 2014, 03:49:07 PM
"They're called F**k you Yankee Blue Jeans or somethin'"

oh.. you mean "Brits having fits"?

The one man band who's tune never changes, and plays every time they get shot down by 109s?

I agree, their material is great!

(the ironic thing is Berserker is a German band, lol)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 13, 2014, 03:56:31 PM
(http://cdn.overclock.net/6/65/900x900px-LL-658002b7_joke_over_your_head.jpeg)



(http://www.tshirtsiwant.com/images/jiu22/92302.jpg)


edit: Oh...speaking of jokes being over someone's head...I don't quite get the Brits thing or the supposedly ironic German thing in your post? And the band I was quoting is Russian (and fictional :) )
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: morfiend on January 13, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
 How could anyone hate a muppet,they're cute,come in pretty colours and are easy to manipulate!




      all ya got to do is stick your hand up they're..... :devil




    :salute
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 13, 2014, 04:03:52 PM
How could anyone hate a muppet,they're cute,come in pretty colours and are easy to manipulate!




      all ya got to do is stick your hand up they're..... :devil




    :salute

Wash your hands young man  :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 13, 2014, 04:05:36 PM
(http://cdn.overclock.net/6/65/900x900px-LL-658002b7_joke_over_your_head.jpeg)



(http://www.tshirtsiwant.com/images/jiu22/92302.jpg)


edit: Oh...speaking of jokes being over someone's head...I don't quite get the Brits thing or the supposedly ironic German thing in your post? And the band I was quoting is Russian (and fictional :) )

If it's any consolation, we don't get Ardy either, but his alter ego is hilarious.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Pepprr on January 13, 2014, 04:22:54 PM
I thought they were all Spit dweebs now?  Damned out of date information....

Na...that's just me..  :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Ardy123 on January 13, 2014, 05:01:37 PM
(http://cdn.overclock.net/6/65/900x900px-LL-658002b7_joke_over_your_head.jpeg)



(http://www.tshirtsiwant.com/images/jiu22/92302.jpg)


edit: Oh...speaking of jokes being over someone's head...I don't quite get the Brits thing or the supposedly ironic German thing in your post? And the band I was quoting is Russian (and fictional :) )

I'll spell it out...

Muppets historically fly 109s...

your British correct?

you 'sing' a profanity laced rant when you get shot down in AH...

Most muppets are Americans (hence "F**k you Yankee Blue Jeans", what you 'sing' when a 'colonialist' shoots your down)..

I was incorrect, Berserker is from Austrailia... (so its no longer ironic)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Berzerker
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 13, 2014, 05:34:08 PM
I still think they all fly Spitz....I tell ya, I've seen it!
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Changeup on January 13, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
I'll spell it out...

Muppets historically fly 109s...

your British correct?

you 'sing' a profanity laced rant when you get shot down in AH...

Most muppets are Americans (hence "F**k you Yankee Blue Jeans", what you 'sing' when a 'colonialist' shoots your down)..

I was incorrect, Berserker is from Austrailia... (so its no longer ironic)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Berzerker

Ardy, lmao

Oh the stupid!!!  It burns!!!! 
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 13, 2014, 06:07:31 PM

your British correct?


Oh...now I see where the confusion comes from.

I'm sure it would have been really funny, or insulting, or...whatever, if you didn't have me confused with someone else.

Hmm...Someone British who swears and rants a lot when they get shot down...

Do you think I am Dolby?  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: DmonSlyr on January 13, 2014, 07:20:59 PM
BERZERKER huh? The band with the super fast drummer? That guy is ridiculous. I stick more toward Gojira. That singer could be a world leader when you hear him speak to the crowd. Awesomely heavy   :rock

Man I can't wait to get flying again. Only a couple more days!!! Keeep watching that 6 I'm bouta be there!
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Rogue9Volt on January 13, 2014, 07:33:35 PM
BERZERKER huh? The band with the super fast drummer? That guy is ridiculous. I stick more toward Gojira. That singer could be a world leader when you hear him speak to the crowd. Awesomely heavy   :rock

Man I can't wait to get flying again. Only a couple more days!!! Keeep watching that 6 I'm bouta be there!


Mid 80's thrash for me!!  Suicidal Tendencies, Crumbsuckers, Ludichrist, etc.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: LCADolby on January 13, 2014, 09:07:47 PM
Hmm...Someone British who swears and rants a lot when they get shot down...

Do you think I am Dolby?  :headscratch:
Don't bring me into your stupidity sphere. Get back under your rock you and don't come back
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 13, 2014, 09:22:45 PM
Don't be mad Glendinho ;) I thought we were pals!

It's not like I'm making it up about you swearing and ranting on AH...you know it's true ;---)

You were much more chilled out in zombieland  :old:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: LCADolby on January 13, 2014, 10:40:41 PM
Swearing and ranting everytime I'm shot down is a gross exaggeration.

When you troll you are such a try hard.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 14, 2014, 02:18:18 AM
Swearing and ranting everytime I'm shot down is a gross exaggeration.

When you troll you are such a try hard.

Every time I read his sig line I just have to chuckle.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: mbailey on January 14, 2014, 07:17:56 AM
If people hate the Muppets.......then those people hate great fights  :aok
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: mbailey on January 14, 2014, 07:18:27 AM
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Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 14, 2014, 07:36:50 AM
Agreed!  If you want to furball that's where you will find them....they are happy to oblige!

Fun stuff....but I'm now into expanding my horizons a bit.  After 2+ years of nearly exclusive furballing (3 if you count the year I spent in "DA-only" mode) it got old.   
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: DmonSlyr on January 14, 2014, 09:52:58 AM
Agreed!  If you want to furball that's where you will find them....they are happy to oblige!

Fun stuff....but I'm now into expanding my horizons a bit.  After 2+ years of nearly exclusive furballing (3 if you count the year I spent in "DA-only" mode) it got old.   

I was quite the opposite (as most of us were). Did the whole thing bomb and tank thing for a couple years along with trying to capture bases and such. Many of us have played for over 6-7 years so air combat is the only joy for most of us. I like to jabo (attack)  once in a while too 
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: iKo on January 14, 2014, 10:40:56 AM
They have never ran to ack, nor ran from any fight, nor acted like "victims" when they get shot down, nor sprayed heroic crap when they shoot you down.

They're good in a fight with you and they put up a good fight against you. They never fail to say hi on range and contribute on country.

Any grief they have ever tried to lay on me is short term. They fight like "bikers" when they want to bully someone. One in all in.

That's just my view of them and a couple of them I would classify as "some of the best people I have never met". This is not"ankle raping", just my appraisal after a few years.

If anyone is looking to spray a squad, look somewhere else. As the cliche book says " they are what they are". And if you're on the receiving end of their antics "toughen up Buttercup" and kill some of them in the air. It seems to quieten them somewhat.

Happy Trails.

I think this says it all  :salute Threeup
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 14, 2014, 11:46:25 AM
I was quite the opposite (as most of us were). Did the whole thing bomb and tank thing for a couple years along with trying to capture bases and such. Many of us have played for over 6-7 years so air combat is the only joy for most of us. I like to jabo (attack)  once in a while too 

Not really.  My first five years were spent capturing bases, etc as well.  Only difference is I did not do tanks....and still haven't for some reason.

I still enjoy air combat...but the endless up / fight / land or reup, down low furballing is boring to me regardless of if I win or lose.  I like to branch out and try new stuff as well as revisit stuff I haven't done in a while.  This month I've spent time lone wolf bomber hunting in a plane I'd never flown before (110G2) and have participated in some base takes.  Still have plenty of 1-v-1s (running into the lone wolf fighter flying at 15K between bases...some will actually fight and not dive away running!), but almost no furballs for me because I'm just bored with it.

Who knows...next month I might finally get in a tank!   If I do it will be a sign of the End Times, so you might want to get that Doomsday bunker ready.   :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 14, 2014, 01:28:12 PM
Agreed!  If you want to furball that's where you will find them....they are happy to oblige!

Fun stuff....but I'm now into expanding my horizons a bit.  After 2+ years of nearly exclusive furballing (3 if you count the year I spent in "DA-only" mode) it got old.   

Well that makes sense. If you're no good at it then it's good to try something else.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Gemini on January 14, 2014, 02:38:33 PM
Every time I read his sig line I just have to chuckle.

You're an Eddie Izzard fan too? :)
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 14, 2014, 02:58:43 PM
Well that makes sense. If you're no good at it then it's good to try something else.

*sigh*
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 14, 2014, 03:18:04 PM
*sigh*

agreed
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 14, 2014, 03:19:15 PM
Did you wake up grumpy today, Bear?
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Bear76 on January 14, 2014, 03:21:40 PM
Did you wake up grumpy today, Bear?

Nope, been a good day.
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: Fulcrum on January 14, 2014, 03:25:12 PM
Well good....I hope you all have a pleasent day.   :D
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: MajWoody on January 14, 2014, 03:26:49 PM
I always thought the Muppets were like the BK's back in the day.
Good sticks, lotta laughs, and trolls a plenty.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Muppet Haters Unite!
Post by: aztec on January 14, 2014, 03:47:35 PM
The Praying Mantis was awesome. Not like Zack1234 awesome, but pretty awesome.