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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: caldera on February 08, 2014, 09:44:58 AM
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Please converse in this thread, using only movie quotes...
"If it wasn't for Lend Lease and giving you billions - that you never even said thank you for, the whole phony outfit would have sunk under the Atlantic years ago."
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
edit: messed up my own quote. derp.
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"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!"
monty python and the holy grail
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And while you were farting in my general direction I just realized that It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
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"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!" :D
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And while you were farting in my general direction I just realized that It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"
*Shortly after hitting it.*
Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!
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Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat." -Martin Brody in Jaws.
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Rick Blaine in Casablanca.
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See Rule #6
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"Just my luck,he'll probably be the President of Kraft." Don Rickles after insulting a distinguished looking Gentleman at a Friars Club Roast sponsored by Kraft.
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But they will never our freedom :old:
hilarous :rofl
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“Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid."
- John Wayne
“I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.”
- John Wayne in the Shootist
"You want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
- Clint Eastwood in The Rookie
"Dang, this water is so cold I believe it shriveled my pod, but it wasn't going to get no business today, anyway."
- Robert Duvall in Lonesome Dove
""A man's trust is a valuable thing....You don't want to lose it for a handful of cards."
- Robert Duvall in Open Range
"Put that rag away, hell the people who come in here wouldn't notice a dead skunk on the table much less a few crumbs."
- Robert Duvall in Lonesome Dove
One of my favorite movies exchanges...
Rooster Cogburn: When's the last time you saw Ned Pepper?
Emmett Quincy: I don't remember any Ned Pepper.
Rooster Cogburn: Short feisty fella, nervous and quick, got a messed-up lower lip.
Emmett Quincy: That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?
Rooster Cogburn: Wasn't always like that, I shot him in it.
Emmett Quincy: In the lower lip? What was you aiming at?
Rooster Cogburn: His upper lip.
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"It's dangerous and you'll probably be killed but if you love me, you'll do it."
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
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"Hey! Careful, man! There's a beverage here! "
The Dude
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"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"The needs of the many.....outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."
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A King may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be Kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that......
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. That is your oath......
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Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that, it's classified.
From Airplane....so many great quotes in that movie.
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From fear and loathing, "I am Ahab". While wielding a shower curtain rod keeping his fat friend in the bath tub at bay.
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Another good hotel room quote. From Apocalypse Now. "What are the charges?" Captain Willard to the MPs
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See Rule #6
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"Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!" ~ Slim Pickens Dr Strangelove.
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Every minute you dont tell me why you are here i cut off a finger
mine or yours
yours
damn
Spies like Us
Important safety tip. thanks Egon
Ghostbusters
and pretty much all of Christmas Vacation
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Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living shi$t out of you!
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Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
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My favorite quote is fairly recent, and of course much better delivered by the man himself:
"All emotions, and in particular love, stand opposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things. A wedding is, in my considered opinion, nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world. Today we honour the death-watch beetle that is the doom of our society and, in time – one feels certain – our entire species. But anyway ... let’s talk about John.
If I burden myself with a little help-mate during my adventures, it is not out of sentiment or caprice – it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me. Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes, in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides.
It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favour exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. There is a certain analogy there, I feel ... and contrast is, after all, God’s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation. Or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot.
The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious stunninghunk that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous ... unaware of the beautiful ... and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
John, I am a ridiculous man ... redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship. But, as I’m apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion. Actually, now I can.
Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable. John, you have endured war, and injury, and tragic loss ... so sorry again about that last one ... so know this: today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved – in short, the two people who love you most in all this world. And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say we will never let you down, and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that."
- Sherlock Holmes in "SHERLOCK".
He did not actually say "stunninghunk" though... That's just the profanity filter.
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I tull you ta tell 'em you were in a sanitarium.
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"The sheriff is near!"
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Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c--t, me.
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So for the sake of your roommate you violated group integrity. Every gun on a B-17 is designed to give the group maximum defensive firepower - that's what I mean by group integrity. When you pull a B-17 out of a formation you reduce the defensive power of the group by ten guns. A crippled aeroplane has to be expendable. The one thing which is never expendable is your obligation to this group. This group... this group - that has to be your loyalty; your only reason for being.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kjwAclJa-5w/ULe9d1dZErI/AAAAAAAAzPE/iZC6shyFVC0/s640/WarLover_TheBody+(1).gif)
What's the matter Bolland, afraid to die?
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What's the matter Bolland, afraid to die?
War Lover!
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War Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmtkPNfRWbk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F_lWYEvOPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewi-bPXFo_M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpHPG-SwCbI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4L4Kdy0y4E
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"Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave." Madagascar
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"Better not fall asleep because soon as you close your eyes Im gonna punch you square in the face." Stepbrothers
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"These old boat motors drink oil like a sailor drinks rum.
Yeah.. Why is that Captain Ron?
Well nobody knows." -Captain Ron
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See Rule #6
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Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
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Well" If I had a big horse pistol like that I wouldn't be afraid of no booger man. (J.W. True grit)
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We found this mouse in a bottle of YOUR beer......
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"now thats what I call a close encounter" Will Smith, Independence Day
"GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!!!" Arnold Schwartzenager, Predator
there are a couple more from that movie that I like but kinda not appropriate, thats one of my favorite movies
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The Dude abides.
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
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"Hello Bomb. Are you with me?"
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"Stay on the bomb run boys, I'm gonna get dem doors open if it hairlips everyone on Bear Creek!"
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"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"
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"what does a yellow light mean?"
semp
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'Did your parents have any children that lived?'
'SIR YES SIR'
'I bet they regret that'
Full Metal Jacket
'Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.'
Billy Madison (applies to internet forums and social networking on a daily basis)
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"Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!" ~ Slim Pickens Dr Strangelove.
Ya stole my quote you water fluoridating Commie spy!
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"Look how big this is! You want me to stick this... into my heart? Are you effing nuts?!"
The Rock
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"Kelly...a Tiger has only one weak point, and that's it's ass. You gotta hit it point blank and you gotta hit it from behind. And we do not have the element of surprise, they will hear our Detroit motors long before we even get inside that town!"
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Oskar Schindler: In every business I tried, I can see now, it wasn't me that failed. Something was missing. Even if I'd known what it was, there's nothing I could have done about it because you can't create this thing. And it makes all the difference in the world between success and failure.
Emilie Schindler: Luck?
Oskar Schindler: War.
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"Kelly...a Tiger has only one weak point, and that's it's ass. You gotta hit it point blank and you gotta hit it from behind. And we do not have the element of surprise, they will hear our Detroit motors long before we even get inside that town!"
Ya gotta stop with all them negative waves.
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Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your bellybutton belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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Your days of finger banging mary jane rottencrotch are OVER.
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See Rule #6
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So for the sake of your roommate you violated group integrity. Every gun on a B-17 is designed to give the group maximum defensive firepower - that's what I mean by group integrity. When you pull a B-17 out of a formation you reduce the defensive power of the group by ten guns. A crippled aeroplane has to be expendable. The one thing which is never expendable is your obligation to this group. This group... this group - that has to be your loyalty; your only reason for being.
Ah 12 O' Clock High. I was happily surprised to find it playing on TCM Saturday. :aok
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See Rule #6
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"yo, Adrian..."
"Aadriannnn!!!"
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"Hey red, how about joing me and my uncle on the beach for a colada?"
"Frankly I'd rather be hung drawn and quartered"
"Quartered? I think we're gonna need a couple more guys"
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"Don't go starting those wild rumours about rebellion again"
"Well, it happened in Kenya didn't it? They dragged those fat bergers out of their beds in the dead of night, forced them to drink blood from a severed sheep's noodle and then hacked them to death with machetes"
"I don't think there are any sheep in St. Nicholas?"
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Frank Towns: He's crazy Lou, he builds toy airplanes.
Heinrich: A toy aeroplane you wind up and it runs around on the floor. A Model Aeroplane is something completely different.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z17/tmpiper/Phoenix.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/tmpiper/media/Phoenix.jpg.html)
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"Gimmy anuther gun and I'll play 'Marching thru Georgia'"
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Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
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"I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I intend going on hurting you. I will leave you like you left me. Like you left her. Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet. Buried alive! Buried alive!"
"I can see you, Kirk! Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in our time. 'Once more unto the breach, dear friends.' taH pagh taHbe'!"
And this classic exchange:
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
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- You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?
- Lefors? No.
- Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."
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You know how to whistle dont you,just put your lips together and......
:salute
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Mongo like candy
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"actually, its pronounced Millie-wa-kay."
Alice Cooper, Wayne's World
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What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law
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See Rule #6
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What we have here is failure to communicate.
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"da da dan dan dan dada da da da dan dada dan, my scro tum!"
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"Dad! Are we hit?"
"More or less,"(who accidently shot off own aircraft's tail) "Sorry Junior, they got us."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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"da da dan dan dan dada da da da dan dada dan, my scro tum!"
Save the whales, save those big fat funky whales.
Save the whaaaaaales
Ohhhhh, but shoot the seals
Yeaaaaa gotta shoot those seals
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I didn't know your name was Alex man
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Hardhat hathat
Lardass Lardass
HARDHAT HARDHAT!!
Dispatch...do you know who this is? This is Sergent Stedenko!
Do you know who this is?
No.?
Bye bye Lardass
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Waddaya call those things that go over the ground lika this?......
Tanks.
You're welcome.
- Duck Soup
I say, here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Alright, why a duck?
I'm not playing "Ask Me Another," I say that's a viaduct.
Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?
Well, I don't know why a no chicken; I'm a stranger here myself.
All I know is that it's a viaduct. You try to cross over there a chicken and you'll find out why a duck.
- Cocoanuts
Yesterday I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
- Animal Crackers
It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.
You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!
- Night at the opera
The Marx Brothers!!!
63tb
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"Independent, fire at will!"
"That's very nice of 'im"
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Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
great Movie :aok
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[empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
[stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
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"Youre a smelly pirate hooker. Why dont you go back to your home on w hore island."
"Hey everybody! Come see how good I look."
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"You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!"
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"Eh, watch me paste this pathetic, palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect, pacadermis, percussion pitch!"
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See Rule #6
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These pipes are clean!
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And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.
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"Don't call me Francis.... I'll kill you"
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"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."
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"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."
Blade Runner, one of my favorite movies of all time. The story, "Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Phillip K. Dick, is one of dozens that have been or will be turned into movies.
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"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without honor!"
30 years later and it's still the best adaptation.
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See Rule #6
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"It's our anniversary, she might be expecting something out of the usual"
"You mean like...anal?"
"No I mean like a round gold thing that goes on your finger".
Ted
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Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in As Good As It Gets
"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."
"I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."
Woman - "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin Udall - "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
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"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes...black eyes...like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya', doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya...and those black eyes roll over white. And then...ah, you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red. In spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in, they...rip you to pieces."
Jaws
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"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
"Asps... very dangerous. You go first."
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Blues Brothers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz-Lzu01olY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz-Lzu01olY)
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
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Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
AND...
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. You know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
(http://www.fssaagolfsection.co.uk/images/smiley/golfing.gif)
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"I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Galaxy Quest
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"Death is a force of nature jah, just like lightning. The righteous see it every day and pass it by. But those with evil in their hearts fear it. That is why there is no need to slay the wicked. Just lead them to face death and they will perish." - Countryman
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I got me a piece of rock candy,it aint for eating,it's just for looking through!
:salute
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See Rule #6
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Ripley: "Nuke the entire site from orbit.................it's the only way to be sure."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q)
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"Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son."
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"Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a man who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've laid under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I smoked. I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way thorough a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned."
"Maggie McGlone" played by Bonnie Bramlett in "The Guardian"
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"Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in."
"Hub" played by Robert Duvall in "Secondhand Lions"
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Not originally from a movie, but....
"How can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?"
From Oblivion, originally from Lays of Ancient Rome.
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Hey man wanna buy a watch?
Oh no thanks I'm not into time man. -Chong
Your friend better stay here, these guys don't F around. -Strawberry, Up in Smoke
Hey man how am I driving?
I think we're parked man.
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The Night Rider, remember him when you look up at the night sky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37BMplDzJPE
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See Rule #6
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I've always wanted to fight an Impossible Battle against incredible odds...Grigg
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I've always wanted to fight an Impossible Battle against incredible odds...Grigg
Lord Kril: Damage report!
Kodan Officer: Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out.
Lord Kril: Divert! Divert!
Kodan Officer: She won't answer the helm! We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do?
Lord Kril: We die.
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Order us some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck. No footing at all.
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/pgdbHIKYmSU/0.jpg)
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SBP3QxCyKNk/0.jpg)
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I've always wanted to fight an Impossible Battle against incredible odds...Grigg
"It'll be a slaughter!"
"That's the spirit!"
"No! Our slaughter!"
Awesome movie for what it was...
Wiley.
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Riding side by side on their horses:
Josey Wales: "When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Lone Watie: "I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."
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"Independent, fire at will!"
"That's very nice of 'im"
a prize to anyone who knows where this quote is from
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Riding side by side on their horses:
Josey Wales: "When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."
Lone Watie: "I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."
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repeating a previous quote...go back 10 spaces.
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repeating a previous quote...go back 10 spaces.
so awesome ....it was worth it twice!
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a prize to anyone who knows where this quote is from
Movie was Zulu. Lt. Bromhead allowing independent fire, some ranker thinking it was very kind.
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The Brits surrounded in Arnhem...
"Rather an interesting development, sir."
(German) -"My General says that there is no point in continuing this fighting. He is willing to discuss a surrender."
(CO) "Tell them to go to Hell."
"We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner. Sorry."
(German) -What?!"
"We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender. Was there anything else?"
A Bridge Too Far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li65P_3lvM
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Movie was Zulu. Lt. Bromhead allowing independent fire, some ranker thinking it was very kind.
Congratulations Toad, exactly spot on. Here is your prize.
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1940s-style-navy-pin-up-girl-sitting-christian-kieffer.jpg)
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"Excuse me sir, but since the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the IT on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC he could become a MIA and we'd all be put on KP!"
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Congratulations Toad, exactly spot on. Here is your prize.
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1940s-style-navy-pin-up-girl-sitting-christian-kieffer.jpg)
How is that a reward? The corsair's rather.... unappealing look, far outweighs the attractiveness of that woman.
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How is that a reward? The corsair's rather.... unappealing look, far outweighs the attractiveness of that woman.
you wouldn't be saying that if you were in the cockpit with her naked sitting on your face... :neener:
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Jeremiah Johnson: "Who are they?"
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: "Crow, most likely. This is their hunting ground, if they catch us, they'll steal our horses."
Jeremiah Johnson: "Why?"
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: "Payment. They figure we're trespassin'."
[an arrow flies by Bear Claw's head and sticks in a tree]
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: "Yep, Crow. Fella by the name of Paints-His-Shirt-Red. That's his sign."
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How is that a reward? The corsair's rather.... unappealing look, far outweighs the attractiveness of that woman.
You, sir, could not possibly be more wrong. Gullwings are the sexiest of sexy.
Wiley.
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See Rule #6
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You, sir, could not possibly be more wrong. Gullwings are the sexiest of sexy.
Wiley.
i've known a few women that had some serious gullwing... :uhoh ...eh, nevermind. tmi...
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"Excuse me sir, but since the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the IT on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC he could become a MIA and we'd all be put on KP!"
:aok
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Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in '48 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
Ga'dam lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs!
Called us names.
Called us names! But Dave was there.
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess.
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Is the answer Jesus?
OK guys. Show us what ya' got!
-Slap Shot-
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you wouldn't be saying that if you were in the cockpit with her naked sitting on your face... :neener:
He'd think it was a cut and put a bandaid on it! :O
:salute
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Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
You too, huh? She's showin' it to everybody.
Millicent, you look very charming. I love your dress. Don't you Thornton? It's such a lovely shade of green.
Yeah, if that dress had pockets you'd be a pool table. You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.
You remember that thing we had called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Then take that f'in wall apart brick by brick and nuke them back into the f'in stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!
All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a pucciewhip to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
-Back to School-
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You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjsRky09j1o/Tgy-5eVJpOI/AAAAAAAAAgk/Qce-cwCwCYA/s1600/Tombstone.jpg)
I'm you're hucklberry.
(http://indulgy.net/S4/Q2/v1/95279348336045386I4Frj8DOc.jpg)
Should just show the movie tombstone....
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him
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I feel CAPITAL!
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You, sir, could not possibly be more wrong. Gullwings are the sexiest of sexy.
Wiley.
:aok I was just about to say that sexy corsair was almost better lookin than the women on it.... but I've been told by a pilot at an airshow to stop messing with the rear of his plane (I was a just kid fondling the elevators).
oh yea
"Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it."
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"Is it safe?"
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You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjsRky09j1o/Tgy-5eVJpOI/AAAAAAAAAgk/Qce-cwCwCYA/s1600/Tombstone.jpg)
I'm you're hucklberry.
(http://indulgy.net/S4/Q2/v1/95279348336045386I4Frj8DOc.jpg)
Should just show the movie tombstone....
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.
Billy Clant++on: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing d+ouble.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him
one of the all time greatest movies..... :aok
Vals best role by far....and I think the best Doc Holiday of any movie
of course Clint Eastwood is the king of one liners.
"mans got to make a living.......Diein aint much of a living boy...." Probably my favorite Clint quote but man he has so many....
"you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie" :rock
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"Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." :old:
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Give your brain a chance boy...
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See Rule #6
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"Its KKKKKKen CCCCComing to KKKKKKill me" :D
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See Rule #6
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Very clever little boy. Very, very clever, to see that my friend and I are foreigners here, but of course not Russian, naturally. What would the Russians be doing on United States of America island, with so many animosities and hatreds between these two countries? It is too funny an idea, is it not? No, we... we are of course... Norveegans.
The Russians put our camera made by our German scientists and your film made by your German scientists into their satellite made by their German scientists.
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First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
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"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"
Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
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Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and s**t... and Jack left town.
"Army of Darkness"
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
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See Rule #6
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Herc Hansen: We can either sit here and do nothing or grab those flare guns and do something really stupid.
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bd/63/fa/bd63fa1bc45c0f003aa4c9679829eeda.jpg)
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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
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"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."
:aok
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Capt. Nately: Don't you have any principles?
Old man: Of course not!
Capt. Nately: No morality?
Old man: I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.
Capt. Nately: You talk like a madman.
Old man: But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
Capt. Nately: How do you know?
Old man: Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?
Capt. Nately: I'll be 20 in January.
Old man: If you live.
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Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in '48 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
Ga'dam lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Gloves off, stick down, no warning. He challenged the Chiefs!
Called us names.
Called us names! But Dave was there.
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess.
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Is the answer Jesus?
OK guys. Show us what ya' got!
-Slap Shot-
Tapin' on the foil coach!
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You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjsRky09j1o/Tgy-5eVJpOI/AAAAAAAAAgk/Qce-cwCwCYA/s1600/Tombstone.jpg)
I'm you're hucklberry.
(http://indulgy.net/S4/Q2/v1/95279348336045386I4Frj8DOc.jpg)
Should just show the movie tombstone....
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him
Must be a peach of a hand.
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"Is it safe?"
Is what safe?
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Is what safe?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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"Ok, what ya wanna do here is this:
You want to attack it at its most vulnerable spot.
Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here,
which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterphase thrust chamber.
Follow that baby down to the spherical decombustion atmospheric hellico intergravity shield deflectors,
and then you simply deactivate the aft shield gyro presubinertia photomegatronic
oscillaters that your see here!"
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Wewease Woger!
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Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water...
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Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Gentleman, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.
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"Open the pod bay doors, please HAL."
"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
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"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
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From Dances With Wolves:
Stands With A Fist: He thanks Dances With Wolves for coming.
John Dunbar: Who is Dances With Wolves?
Stands With A Fist: It's the name all the people are calling you.
And from the great final scene:
Dances With Wolves! I am Wind In His Hair! Do you see I am your friend?! Can you see that you will always be my friend?!
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And from the Western "Maverick" with Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster:
Maverick: "See that hawk? You know what it means?"
Annabelle: "No. What does it mean?"
Maverick: "Nothing. But you didn't know that did you?"
Maverick: "From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And refried beans."
Archduke: "What's greatest Western thrill of all?"
Joseph the Indian: "Kill Indians."
Archduke: "Kill Indians? Is it legal?"
Joseph the Indian: "White man been doing it for years."
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The woods are silent, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.
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"Reciprocity Mr. Hudgens, is the key to every relationship."
LA Confidential
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The woods are silent, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.
When was that ever used in a movie?
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"What's your name, Marine?"
"Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny."
"Well, you shouldn't litter, PHAG-eddie. What's your name?"
"Aponte."
"Your's?"
"Profile."
"Your's?"
"Quinoes."
"Your's?"
"Collins!"
"Alright, Colitis, Cahones, Profilactics, Ajax..."
-Clint Eastwood as Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway in Heartbreak Ridge-
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When was that ever used in a movie?
Telephon, with Charles Bronson
It was about Russian sleeper Spies that would be activated by hearing that phrase over the Phone.
The Russian news media agency 'Izvestia' was highly critical of this American cold war thriller movie and this became international news.
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See Rule #6
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Greetings, Professor Falken.
Hello, Joshua.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of chess?
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Greetings, Professor Falken.
Hello, Joshua.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of chess?
I'd piss on a spark plug if it do any good!
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Is what safe?
Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe.
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Oh, don't worry. I'm not going into that cavity. That nerve's already dying. A live, freshly-cut nerve is infinitely more sensitive. So I'll just drill into a healthy tooth until I reach the pulp. That is unless, of course, you can tell me that it's safe.
Yes! Yes, it's safe!
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Inconceivable
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The fluff'n Catalina wine mixer.
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"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"
Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
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"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"
Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"
awesome..but he was no mongol ;)
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This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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Inconceivable
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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April the 4th, 1984.
To the past, or to the future.
To an age when thought is free.
From the Age of Big Brother, from the Age of the Thought Police, from a dead man.
Greetings.
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I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Iocaine powder. I'd bet my life on it.
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Wooderson: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
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Pretty girl: Hey, Pancho? I was looking at all those pictures on your wall and I just noticed that a fancy pilot like Slick over there doesn't have his picture up there. What do you have to do to get your picture up there anyway?
Pancho Barnes: You have to die, sweetie.
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"It would have been merciful, had it killed me!"
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awesome..but he was no mongol ;)
Then what was he?
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Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and s**t... and Jack left town.
"Army of Darkness"
Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
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From Donnie Brasco:
Lefty Ruggiero: When I introduce you I'm gonna say, "this is a friend of mine." That means you're a connected guy. Now if I said instead, "this is a friend of ours," that would mean you're a made guy. A capiche?
Lefty Ruggiero: A wise guy don't carry his money in a wallet. A wise guy carries money in a roll. Beaner on the outside.
Lefty Ruggiero: Donny, why'd you pay for that drink? A wise guy never pays for a drink.
Donnie Brasco: OK, I didn't know.
Lefty Ruggiero: Always on the arm. (chuckles)... You scared that guy, though. Managia, that cracks me up. I got 26 f'in hits under my belt and you're the one he's scared of.
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Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me, baby. Just me.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Prosecutor: Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
Stern: I am.
Prosecutor: Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...
Prosecutor: ... and one moving violation. How do you plead?
Stern: Not guilty!
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Look ill have your leg
.....right!
Thwack
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Look ill have your leg
.....right!
Thwack
:rofl "It's just a flesh wound"
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"We found a witch, may we burn her?"
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Jaws: Grins.
007: Gives classic Roger Moore head nod.
Dr. Goodhead: "Do you know him?"
007: "Not socially. His name is Jaws. He kills people."
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“Now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all… your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault… it don’t matter…I’m gonna blow your head off. It’s as simple as that.”
– Big Jake
“Well, son, since you haven’t learned to respect your elders, it’s time you learned to respect your betters.”
-Big Jake
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“Now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all… your fault, my fault, nobody’s fault… it don’t matter…I’m gonna blow your head off. It’s as simple as that.”
– Big Jake
“Well, son, since you haven’t learned to respect your elders, it’s time you learned to respect your betters.”
-Big Jake
"Who ARE you?"
"Jacob McCandles!"
"I thought you wuz dead"
"Not hardly."
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Then what was he?
I believe they would be Hyrkanian....
all the races in Conan's world are fake....
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I believe they would be Hyrkanian....
all the races in Conan's world are fake....
Yes and no. They're supposed to be ancestors of real-world races. IE, the Cimmerians are ancestors of the Celts, with the Hyborian Age as an ancient forgotten prehistory (with Kull as part of an even EARLIER prehistory).
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Yes and no. They're supposed to be ancestors of real-world races. IE, the Cimmerians are ancestors of the Celts, with the Hyborian Age as an ancient forgotten prehistory (with Kull as part of an even EARLIER prehistory).
he made it up....he said so himself, and just used a fake connection. :aok
the Cimmerians were the "decedents" of the Atlantians....
he used real world names and a pseudo history for a familiar connection for the reader.
REH is by far my favorite author, been reading him and everything I can about him...since 1982.
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There's so much depth to Howard's worlds. Quite an achievement for such a short career.
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"What is the world going to do? Wipe their butt with saran wrap?"
this one is from the movie "in my head"
A classic from the 1990s in Oregon
:lol
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Thulsa Doom: I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.
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There's so much depth to Howard's worlds. Quite an achievement for such a short career.
the guy was great..... :aok
I plan on getting a portrait of him eventually.....
the pic of him dressed as a gangster :D
the one thing that really sux, everyone quotes Conan from the Arnold movies....the absolute worst Conan :(
so far removed from REH's Conan as to be two different characters.
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Sorry Ink, but the thread title is "movie" quotes, not book quotes. I have 50+ Conan books at home, but they just won't fit this thread.
This will though from my all-time favorite movie:
Merlin: What are you afraid of?
Arthur: I don't know.
Merlin: Shall I tell you what's out there?
Arthur: Yes, please.
Merlin: The Dragon. A beast of such power that if you were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, it would burn you to cinders.
Arthur: Where is it?
Merlin: It is everywhere! It is everything! Its scales glisten in the bark of trees, its roar is heard in the wind! And its forked tongue strikes like... like...
[lightning strikes near their feet]
Merlin: Whoa! Like lightning! Yes, that's it.
Arthur: How can I...? What should I...? Must I...?
Merlin: Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.
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Sorry Ink, but the thread title is "movie" quotes, not book quotes. I have 50+ Conan books at home, but they just won't fit this thread.
This will though from my all-time favorite movie:
Merlin: What are you afraid of?
Arthur: I don't know.
Merlin: Shall I tell you what's out there?
Arthur: Yes, please.
Merlin: The Dragon. A beast of such power that if you were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, it would burn you to cinders.
Arthur: Where is it?
Merlin: It is everywhere! It is everything! Its scales glisten in the bark of trees, its roar is heard in the wind! And its forked tongue strikes like... like...
[lightning strikes near their feet]
Merlin: Whoa! Like lightning! Yes, that's it.
Arthur: How can I...? What should I...? Must I...?
Merlin: Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.
:rofl
thats true :frown:
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the guy was great..... :aok
I plan on getting a portrait of him eventually.....
the pic of him dressed as a gangster :D
the one thing that really sux, everyone quotes Conan from the Arnold movies....the absolute worst Conan :(
so far removed from REH's Conan as to be two different characters.
The first Conan movie was awesome, even if it did draw more heavily from Kull the Conquerer than the original Coman stores. The second one...not so much (and I feel creepy thinking the girl was hot, after learning Olivia d'Abo was sixteen when she made it). The remake isn't even worth speaking of.
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The first Conan movie was awesome, even if it did draw more heavily from Kull the Conquerer than the original Coman stores. The second one...not so much (and I feel creepy thinking the girl was hot, after learning Olivia d'Abo was sixteen when she made it). The remake isn't even worth speaking of.
great movie, BAD Conan movie ;)
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone.
There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it.
It was the machines, Sarah.
I don't understand.
Defense network computers.
New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all.
They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence.
Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side.
Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.
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Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Hey, just what you see, pal!
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Raleigh Becket: "When I was a kid, whenever I'd feel small or lonely, I'd look up at the stars, wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction. When alien life entered our world it was from the deep beneath the Pacific Ocean, a fischer between two tectonic plates. A portal between the dimensions, a breach. I was fifteen when the first Kaiju landed in San Francisco."
(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130806041838/villains/images/3/3f/Pacific_rim_kaiju_alien_monster_del_toro_2.png)
"By the time tanks, jets and missiles took it down, six days and thirty five miles later, three cities were destroyed. Tens of thousands of lives were lost. We mourned our dead, memorialized the attack, moved on. And then, only six months later, a second attack hit Manila."
(http://www.georgialifetraces.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/What-a-load-of-kaiju-crap.jpg)
"And then the third one hit Cabo, and then the fourth. And then we learned, this was not gonna stop, this was just the beginning. We needed a new weapon."
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18iaw0ef3654njpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)
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Terminator quote seems apt for Skuzzy's devastating Pumpkin of Doom:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/Aces%20High%20Motivational%20Posters/pumpkin.jpg~original) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/Aces%20High%20Motivational%20Posters/pumpkin.jpg.html)
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"Are you a dream Merlin?"
Sorry Ink, but the thread title is "movie" quotes, not book quotes. I have 50+ Conan books at home, but they just won't fit this thread.
This will though from my all-time favorite movie:
Merlin: What are you afraid of?
Arthur: I don't know.
Merlin: Shall I tell you what's out there?
Arthur: Yes, please.
Merlin: The Dragon. A beast of such power that if you were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, it would burn you to cinders.
Arthur: Where is it?
Merlin: It is everywhere! It is everything! Its scales glisten in the bark of trees, its roar is heard in the wind! And its forked tongue strikes like... like...
[lightning strikes near their feet]
Merlin: Whoa! Like lightning! Yes, that's it.
Arthur: How can I...? What should I...? Must I...?
Merlin: Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.
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Hawkeye- "Headin' west to Can-tuck-kee"
Duncan- "There is a war on. How is it that you are headed west!?"
Hawkeye- "Well, we kinda face to the north, and real subtle like, turn left."
Everett U. McGill- "You Waldrip?"
Vernon Waldrip- "Uhh Huh. Thats right."
Everett U. McGill- [Gets right up in Waldrips face. Sniffs.] "You been usin' my hair treatment?"
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Sorry Ink, but the thread title is "movie" quotes, not book quotes. I have 50+ Conan books at home, but they just won't fit this thread.
This will though from my all-time favorite movie:
Merlin: What are you afraid of?
Arthur: I don't know.
Merlin: Shall I tell you what's out there?
Arthur: Yes, please.
Merlin: The Dragon. A beast of such power that if you were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, it would burn you to cinders.
Arthur: Where is it?
Merlin: It is everywhere! It is everything! Its scales glisten in the bark of trees, its roar is heard in the wind! And its forked tongue strikes like... like...
[lightning strikes near their feet]
Merlin: Whoa! Like lightning! Yes, that's it.
Arthur: How can I...? What should I...? Must I...?
Merlin: Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.
If this is i life we must have a talk with the old man.
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Well, I don't want Fop, godd damn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
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holy hell just remembered one of my all time favorites from years ago......hell before my time...
im sure some of you older guys will know...
"will thou deny me the right..... to enter Valhalla?"
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holy hell just remembered one of my all time favorites from years ago......hell before my time...
im sure some of you older guys will know...
"will thou deny me the right..... to enter Valhalla?"
His arms bound, Ragnar stands upon the precipice of the pit. "I claim the right of a Viking to die with a sword in my hand."
Aella replies, "And I deny you that right. Go ahead push him in."
Ragar turns to Eric, and says, "You would deny me the right to enter Valhalla?"
Against the King's wishes, Eric cuts Ragnar's bonds and gives him a sword.
Ragnar then shouts, "Odin!" and bravely jumps into the wolf pit.
Great movie. :cheers:
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:rock
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"Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep."
"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, check out the nametag, your in my world now grandma."
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Airport intercom: Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone.
Voice on red phone: No, the white phone.
Oveur: (picks up white phone) This is Captain Oveur.
Intercom: Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence -
Oveur: (yells up at ceiling) I got it!
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"What business is it of yours......FRIENDO?"
and
"Right! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!"
and
"Sharif Ali! So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe they will be a little people! A silly people! Greedy, barbarous and cruel......as you are!"
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His arms bound, Ragnar stands upon the precipice of the pit. "I claim the right of a Viking to die with a sword in my hand."
Aella replies, "And I deny you that right. Go ahead push him in."
Ragar turns to Eric, and says, "You would deny me the right to enter Valhalla?"
Against the King's wishes, Eric cuts Ragnar's bonds and gives him a sword.
Ragnar then shouts, "Odin!" and bravely jumps into the wolf pit.
Great movie. :cheers:
I . . . I killed her!
That's my boy!
(A more obscure Viking movie: Eric the Viking.)
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(A more obscure Viking movie: Eric the Viking.)
King Arnulf: [Hy-Brasil is sinking, everything is collapsing and exploding] Everyone stay calm! This is not happening!
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And yes, these ARE from The Movie (though technically I could use any of the show episodes):
Crow: Hey! Who sneezed on the credits?
Exeter: Normal View.
Mike, Crow and Server (singing along with the background music): Normal View! NORMAL VIEW! NORMAL VIEW!
Crow: Man, the universe is really cruisin'.
Servo: Hey, look, there's Taurus the bull.
Mike: And right underneath him the constellation feces.
Crow: Hey, look, Orion's broke.
Exeter: Now place your hands above the rail
[hands suddenly attach to the rail]
Exeter: ... they're magnetized.
Crow: And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.
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Citizen G'Kar: [to Londo after they discover the Centauri are still building warships during peace time] Well, with everyone now on the same side, perhaps you're planning to invade yourselves for a change. I find the idea curiously appealing. Once you've finished killing each other, we can plow under all the buildings and plant rows of flowers that spell out the words, "Too annoying to live" in letters big enough to be seen from space.
Marcus Cole: [noticing Ivanova's not paying attention to his report] There's always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon. The kind that eats the sun once every 30 days. It's a nuisance, but what can you expect from reptiles? Did I mention that my nose is on fire? And that I have 15 wild badgers living in my trousers?
[Ivanova glares at him]
Marcus Cole: I'm sorry would you prefer ferrets?
(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo82/bzavasnik/babylon5_zps2558600c.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riy4God934c
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Babylon 5 is my favorite series of all time. :aok
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Babylon 5 is my favorite series of all time. :aok
The scene with G'Kar and Londo stuck in the elevator for most of the episode has to be my absolute favorite.
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You tell'em I'm coming... and hells coming with me
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjsRky09j1o/Tgy-5eVJpOI/AAAAAAAAAgk/Qce-cwCwCYA/s1600/Tombstone.jpg)
I'm you're hucklberry.
(http://indulgy.net/S4/Q2/v1/95279348336045386I4Frj8DOc.jpg)
Should just show the movie tombstone....
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'.
It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?
Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0beTJBQI4g
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Tombstone is another of my favorite movies (and great for quotes, like Full Metal Jacket).
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Tombstone is another of my favorite movies (and great for quotes, like Full Metal Jacket).
Silverado is my all time favorite. It's the only movie I actually own lol.
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Silverado is my all time favorite. It's the only movie I actually own lol.
Gotta say you have good taste in movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv6rmmAk_Es
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Gotta say you have good taste in movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv6rmmAk_Es
great scene! This has to be my favorite one though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAO3eeRP84
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great scene! This has to be my favorite one though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAO3eeRP84
Oh yeah. Even better. This was Kline's best movie, imo.
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"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherdiddlyer in the room, accept no substitutes."
Jackie Brown the best Tarantino film
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No sir, Mister Beckworth! It doesn't take a lead weight to fall on me or a hit from one of these weapons to see what we're talking about here is COMMUNIST DOMINATION OF THE WORLD!
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Von Luger: Are all American officers so ill-mannered?
Hilts: Yeah, about 99 percent.
Von Luger: Then perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some. Ten days isolation, Hilts.
Hilts: CAPTAIN Hilts.
Von Luger: Twenty days.
Hilts: Right. Oh, uh, you'll still be here when I get out?
Von Luger: Cooler!
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"Ramming Speed!"
Jack Hawkins as Quintus Arrius in Ben Hur. :D
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Yuri Orlov: [when Andre suddenly shoots a subordinate with the sample gun] WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: What did you say?
[aims at Yuri]
Yuri Orlov: [pulls himself together] Well, now you're gonna have to buy it. It's a used gun!
[pulls it out of Andre's hand. Andre's bodyguards draw on him]
Yuri Orlov: How can I sell a used gun?
[Yuri huffs and busies himself wiping and polishing it]
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Andre Baptiste Sr.: They say that I am the lord of war, but perhaps it is you.
Yuri Orlov: I believe it's "warlord."
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Thank you, but I prefer it my way.
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"Ramming Speed!"
Jack Hawkins as Quintus Arrius in Ben Hur. :D
are you sure this isn't from Animal House?
:D
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You sounded a little taller on radio.
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You sounded a little taller on radio.
"THE GERMANS AINT GOT NUTING TO DO WITH IT!
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You can't drive that P.O.S. on MY highway!!!
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What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No! Poems, no less! Poems, everybody!
The laddie reckons himself a poet!
Money get back
I'm all right, Jack
Keep your hands off my stack.
New car
Caviar
Four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team.
Absolute rubbish, laddie!
Get on with your work.
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Spooner: Is there a problem with the Three Laws?
Dr. Lanning: The Three Laws are perfect.
Detective Spooner: Then why would you build a robot that could function without them?
Dr. Lanning: The Three Laws will lead to only one logical outcome.
Detective Spooner: What? What outcome?
Dr. Lanning: Revolution.
Detective Spooner: Whose revolution?
Dr. Lanning: *That*, Detective, is the right question. Program terminated.
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"It's Chechslovakia, it's like goin into..Winsconsin. Well I got the schit kicked outta me in Winsconsin once!"
Well he's dead now.
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...'or you know what...they are drinking in the bars...celebrating our sinking. Not yet my friends, not yet!'
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"Tell me, Mr. Bowman, in your opinion do these men climb to prove their manhood, or is it more a matter of compensating for inferiority feelings?"
"Lady, why don't you go get yourself screwed. It would do you a lot of good."
The Eiger Sanction
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In honor of the late Harold Ramis:
Venkman: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got?
Egon: Sorry Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Egon: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Venkman: What?
Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Egon: Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Russell: Okay, I know you’re anxious to jump right in and start speaking English, but there’s a couple of things I need to know first, because I’ve never done this before. So, how many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulties?
[pause]
Russell: A little English?
[a man raises his hand]
Russell: Yes? You speak some English?
Man learning English: Son of squeak. toejam.
Class: [in unison] Son of squeak. toejam.
Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell: Well I got the toejam kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
Russell: I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it." I don't know what kind of soldier I'm gonna make, but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into really heavy combat... I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
Russell: John, do you think I'm officer material?
Winger: God, I'm worried about you.
Russell: Come on! I'm in good shape, I'm walking tall, I'm looking good. First weekend in Europe.
Winger: Yeah. We're spending it in an airplane hangar... guarding a truck!
Russell: We've got each other.
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...
Winger: Come on. Let's take the truck.
Russell: No.
Winger: Yes.
Russell: No.
Winger: Yes.
Russell: No.
Winger: Yes.
Russell: No.
Winger: I'll drive.
Russell: Okay.
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Yogurt....Yogurt....I HATE Yogurt, even with strawberries!
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"I cannot berieve that a Chechen is terring me when he's taking a derivery. HERRO!"
Team America
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Maaaaaatt Damon.
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See Rule #6
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My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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We got prime pilots that get the hot planes, and we got pudknockers who dream about getting the hot planes. What are you two pudknockers going to have?
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See Rule #6
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Riff Raff: Hello.
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes, it's raining.
Brad: Yes.
Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet: You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet: Oh.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you having a party?
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
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Lets do the time warp again! :D
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I'm here to kick*ss and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of bubblegum.... :devil
Either put on these glasses, or start eating that trash can.
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POPCORN!!!
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Who's brain did you bring me?
It was a women.......Abbie........Abbi e......something......Abbie Normal.......
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I wonder what bitta bitta means?
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Blades of Glory, so many great quotes.
Bryce: Are you drunk?
Chazz: No, but this oughta do it
[smashes open a bottle of liquor and drinks]
Bryce: I'd fire you... if you weren't so whoopee beautiful out there.
[pause]
Bryce: You smell like urine.
Chazz: A lot?
Chazz: [drunk while performing in "Grublets On Ice"] Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of b****es try to be heroes!
Chazz: [Referring to his program] I hope you've brought your silver polish, MacElroy, 'cause that was gold.
Jimmy: That was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, moron!
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles.
Chazz: You're living in the past, Sammi. Me and the Woodland Fairies, we're living in the HERE and NOW.
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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"Do you know what the Preservation Room is for?"
- "Delicious jams and jellies?"
National Treasure
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Blades of Glory, so many great quotes.
I love that movie.
The Iron Lotus! :rofl
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"Gimme the busket."
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Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
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You worried about saving your own skin?
Yeah, I am. It covers my body.
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Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *BS* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you BS last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to BS last week?
Comicus: Yes!
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Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *BS* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you BS last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to BS last week?
Comicus: Yes!
One of the greatest comedies ever. The hardest part is deciding WHICH part to quote!
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"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
I LIKE IT!
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By the way, the "I'd buy that for a dollar" is a shout out to the 1951 novella "The Marching Morons", by Kornbluth. An excellent story, which you might like, available to read here:
http://mysite.du.edu/~treddell/3780/Kornbluth_The-Marching-Morons.pdf
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"Whoa!"
This applies to any and all Keanu Reeves movies
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"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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"Whoa!"
This applies to any and all Keanu Reeves movies
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.
One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone.
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword. And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated.
The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.
History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer.
The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited.
Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come.
It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire.
For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all...
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"There's a Mr. Death at the door. He's come about "the reaping" of something."
The Meaning of Life
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If you're really us.....what number are we thinking of?
69 DUDE!!!!
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
Shop smart. Shop S Mart.
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Shop smart. Shop S Mart.
Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.
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Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club.
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"Boy...you just earned yourself a can of whoop arse...."
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Sloth like chunk!
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These fellas weren't from Brainerd.
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See Rule #6
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"That green blooded bastige! This is his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"
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See Rule #6
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"That green blooded bastige! This is his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"
It was "green-blooded SOB."
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See Rule #6
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Quoting movies does not grant anyone a pass from the forum posting rules. If the quote violates the rules, do not post it. Thank you.
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See Rule #6
Don't be breaking your parole now young man :old:
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"Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep."
"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, check out the nametag, your in my world now grandma."
:lol
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It is human nature to seek culpability in the time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather to bow ones head and succumb. Inevitably many shall fault the hands upon the sword which felled Typhon - The Ordo Malleus. But the Inquisition merely performs the duty of its office, to further fear them is redundant, to hate them, heretical. Those more sensible will place the responsibility with those who forced the hands of the Inquisition. With some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the Emperor's service.
While not a movie quote it's still awesome, so shut up.
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Don't be breaking your parole now young man :old:
forgive for I have sinned :(