Naso, it's an old joke..I forget when I first heard it.
What is Heaven and what is Hell?
Heaven is where:
The British are the Police
The French are the Chefs
The Germans are the Mechanics
The Italians are the Lovers
The Swiss are the Bankers
Hell is where:
The British are the Chefs
The French are the Mechanics
The Germans are the Police
The Italians are the Bankers
The Swiss are the Lovers