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Offline Airhead

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« Reply #615 on: December 08, 2003, 11:58:39 PM »
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Just a few(a lot by the number of posts they've made - not you funked) here I get the idea they want to impress these "strippers" that are probably pre-op/post-op or just no-op dudes.
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Well, there's nothing wrong with that. For the first three years I flew Air Warrior I posed as a High School cheerleader, and I would have nine or ten wingies every flight keeping bad guys off my six. Sometimes I felt bad when I'd type "Oh, PLEEZE don't let that bad man mollest my cute little ol' six!" and that would inspire six or seven of my teammates to auger trying to kill the bad guy in their haste to curry favor with me and, ultimately, to get one of my cheerleader pics, but I was trying to be Number One in bombing so I got over it.

Unfortunately when VOX came out the jig was up. All the wingies I'd had in the past- even those I'd cybered with- switched sides and took turns shooting me down once they discovered I was a middle aged man and not a seventeen year old cheerleader.

Like I said, try to deal with people head to head, not body to body- especially on the Interdnet.

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« Reply #616 on: December 09, 2003, 12:02:14 AM »
JB, who me?  Hehe, unfortunately not tonight.  



btw, NICE frickin siggy!!
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« Reply #617 on: December 09, 2003, 12:31:03 AM »
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YES another stripper!!!  :aok

Pfunk - the Chettah is over in Buckhead, right?


Actually it is closer to downtown Atlanta than it is Buckhead...I do not think there are any strip clubs in the Buckhead area, most are near the airport/dowtown for obvious reasons.

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« Reply #618 on: December 09, 2003, 05:21:56 AM »
Wow! I get home from work and there's like 2 new pages to peruse. I'm sure everyone is sleeping so nobody will mind while I take a quick break and open a bottle of cab before I *cough* respond.

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« Reply #619 on: December 09, 2003, 05:26:32 AM »
Multinational community, we're always awake.

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« Reply #620 on: December 09, 2003, 05:57:39 AM »
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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said, I'll put that in the same category as a stripper saying I have a small peepee because she thinks that empowers her over me.

MiniD

STRIKE ONE!
I already said your tiny ding-dong reference was made as a result of YOUR SCREENNAME, not because it "empowers" me. In fact, I can't even take credit for being the original joker.

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« Reply #621 on: December 09, 2003, 06:00:16 AM »
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Originally posted by Staga
Multinational community, we're always awake.

Oh goody! Can you believe I just broke my "good" corkscrew in the darn cork!!! Praise the Gods I bought TWO bottles the other day. Rite-Aid special. Screamin' deal. The 99cent corkscrew did a better job than the $10 one. Go figure. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #622 on: December 09, 2003, 06:02:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Dinger
I'd imagine strippers are right up there with special ed teachers in terms of experience dealing with socially impaired males.

For veteran girls, I daresay this is more than somewhat true. Of course I say that lovingly.;)

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« Reply #623 on: December 09, 2003, 06:05:53 AM »
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Originally posted by vorticon
mini d would argue with a cow over the correct pronounciation of moo given half the chance

And the spelling. Don't forget the spelling. *snicker*

Hey, snickers really satisfy!

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« Reply #624 on: December 09, 2003, 06:11:11 AM »
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Give it up Mini, i hate to see a miget kicked when he is down.

Now stop man handling him Saphy.:D

he obviously loves it!

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Btw i have an extra joystick you can borrow. :aok

was thinking I'd rather perfect and open a can of whoop A** using my mouse, but of course, I'm no moron, will consider the offer :cool:

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« Reply #625 on: December 09, 2003, 06:17:39 AM »
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Originally posted by Mini D
correcting her?...

It's amazing how much people are willing to dismiss in hopes of catching the eye of a stripper.  Like... the fact that she most likely hates you too...

MiniD


Hate? When in the world did I ever say anything about hate? I hate canned peas...not guys.

STEEEERIIIIIIIIKE TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #626 on: December 09, 2003, 06:20:49 AM »
Oh man... I'm away for the week end, and y'all get sum good fun eh ? Sheesh...
« Last Edit: December 09, 2003, 06:23:03 AM by Saintaw »
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« Reply #627 on: December 09, 2003, 06:23:40 AM »
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LOL! your words of wisdom are meant for me or the person that's only posting here because of what was posted on their forum.

Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.

MiniD


FOOOUUUL BAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!! (where's the game show BUZZER??)

*ahem* I ALREADY SAID, I came here because my name was posted earlier in the thread. B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

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« Reply #628 on: December 09, 2003, 06:29:39 AM »
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The only reason I stuck up for Sapphire today was because even while outnumbered 100 to 1 she still managed to hold her own, earn the respect of a few and get the better of at least 1 (You).

Thanks Capt. like I stated earlier, my thick skin was trained well by sw.

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« Reply #629 on: December 09, 2003, 06:37:10 AM »
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Originally posted by PeeJee
Owned.  As in, with platform spike heels digging into his dead carcass, hands thrust upward in triumph whilst lesser beings gaze upon her visage with awe and wonder.

love it love it! sooooo elvishly princessey! shoot! what WAS her name???