Oh, I don't "love to hate you"... I think the strongest emotion I've got for you is a mild sort of contempt/amusement.
Like I said before.. all of your posts carry the tone of "I AM good, I AM I AM I AM!!! Why doesn't anyone list ME at the top of the 'greatest pilots EVAR list!!!???"
That and the constant one-upsmanship is amusing.
Random person "Wow, I landed 3 kills today"
Zazen "Way to go! You know, that reminds me of the X kill sortie I had (where X > 3)"
Random person "Man, I had a great time in my car, it is really awesome"
Zazen "Oh, you drive a XXX? Thats nice. I have 2 Lexus (es? ii?), oh.. and a Porsche I drive on the weekends. I'm thinking of trading one in to get a Lambourgini or maybe a Ferrarri."
Random person "I read the most fascinating book today!"
Zazen "Yea, that book sure is interesting. I wrote 7 books on the same topic in my spare time, between my job as a super important manager of a hospital, and my charity work for the poor in Indonesia."
Random person "Man, I went rock climbing on this wall in the local sporting goods store, it was great!"
Zazen " Rock-climbing is great fun. Since my tragic accident, I've scaled peaks in 6 continents, and I'm setting up an expedition to scale Mount Everest. We are going to set a record for the highest mountain ever climbed while naked without safety ropes."
Random person "Wow, you sure are great in a Flakpanzer!"
Me
Zazen "Yes, I am probably the best Flakpansie shooter ever. You see, I use a scientific approach I developed while studying quantum physics right after my tragic accident. You almost cannot fail with my super accurate scientific approach. Results in 30 days or your money back!"
Random person "I like to play pool in my spare time."
Zazen "Me to! I own 7 different pool tables.. I am regularly featured on ESPN2's "Best pool players EVAR" show.. it airs Wednesdays at 3:30 AM. I once won a pool tournament by shooting with my left foot from the adjacent table, using the broken end of my friends crutch (he was in my tragic accident too). I ran the table off the break, and then the poor guy I beat for the zillion dollar prize threw himself off a bridge the next day!"
Thats the part I find amusing about you. And slightly disgusting. So I guess the strongest emotions I feel for you would be a mild disgust/contempt.. tempered by amusement.
He remind anyone else of any 1337 snipers?