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Offline SOB

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Surly Drunk + Cop w/Taser = Comedy Gold!
« on: January 07, 2005, 12:23:07 PM »
"Sir, put your hands behind your back!"
"NO! BLARRGGGHHH"
ZZZZAAAAP!







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Offline JBA

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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2005, 12:34:47 PM »
waste of a good set of Duracells.
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Offline Raubvogel

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Surly Drunk + Cop w/Taser = Comedy Gold!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2005, 12:40:47 PM »
Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Heh, wonder how many it took to make him piss his pants?
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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2005, 01:25:25 PM »
Classic.  :D

It may hurt, but it is better than an ASP or a MagLite to the head.
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Offline SlapShot

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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2005, 01:45:38 PM »
"I CAN'T !!!! ... YOU FUGGIN' HAMMERED ME !!! ... :rofl
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2005, 01:55:43 PM »
I think that is not very funny...  It hurt like hell.
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2005, 03:34:27 PM »
I haven't always seen things eye to eye with the cops, but the time to argue is in court.

how hard is it to understand that the proper response to any man with a gun is "yes sir"?
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2005, 03:45:35 PM »
I wonder what the cop did between 01:12:22 and 01:13:24 that they had to edit out before they could release the video?
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Offline mars01

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2005, 03:45:44 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAH LOL that is priceless.


"I'm right here" lolh
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Offline EN4CER

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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2005, 03:59:17 PM »
Good Video - Oldie but a goodie. That guy took 5 / 6 hits, pretty good for a drunk. I took a full 5 second dart hit during training last march and it certainly didn't tickle. My all time favorite is still "The Bull".

The Bull

Other Taser Videos
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Offline wombatt

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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2005, 04:00:47 PM »
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Originally posted by capt. apathy

how hard is it to understand that the proper response to any man with a gun is "yes sir"?



I think thats signature material right there bucko!
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Offline Zaphod

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2005, 04:42:37 PM »
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I wonder what the cop did between 01:12:22 and 01:13:24 that they had to edit out before they could release the video?


He stood there and gave verbal commands while listening to the drunks slobbering and partially incomprehensable mix of whining and threats.  It was edited out because it's boring.

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Offline NUTTZ

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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2005, 04:51:49 PM »
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I wonder what the cop did between 01:12:22 and 01:13:24 that they had to edit out before they could release the video?

Probably replaced with fresh batteries.

NUTTZ
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Offline EN4CER

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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2005, 04:56:09 PM »
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Probably replaced with fresh batteries.

NUTTZ


Biggest problem with the weapon - getting guys to check and replace the batteries.
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Offline FuBaR

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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2005, 05:07:03 PM »
hmmm he got what he desvered.




Moral of story is dont **** with the cops, especially when you are alone!
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