Author Topic: who wins? (Read 1123 times)

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #45 on:** January 27, 2005, 11:52:28 AM »

No one has talked about the setting, Pirates on their own ship have the edge, but if the skulking ninjas catch the in a tavern? Then its prolly the ninjas

Quah!

JB73 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 27, 2005, 11:58:20 AM »

someone say wizards?

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

JB88 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:00:42 PM »

no way. ninjas would know to sneak onto the ship while the mullet pirates were sleeping.

the pirate would be like...zzzzzzzzzzzzz

and the ninja would be like ... nunchaku to skull! silent but deadly.

ok. so lets say its daytime.

ninjas are better with swords. ninjas chop thier heads off. muskets dont aim well. one shot and ninja swoop behind and break his neck with ninja death twist.

mullet pirates might try to use cannons, but ninja small and flexible. ninja just dodge.

ninjas do it to kill. pirates do it for money.

ninjas dont care about money, they care about killing pirates.

JB88 · « **Reply #48 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:01:49 PM »

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Originally posted by JB73
someone say wizards?

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

ROFLMAO

JB73 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:11:30 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
ROFLMAO

like that?

shall i introduce 88 to it?

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90113

JB88 · « **Reply #50 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:23:16 PM »

lol

nice.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #51 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:46:49 PM »

You are forgeting the deadly Parrot factor, they have razor claws, and stealth, they would fly in and take the ninjas eyes, then the pirates would have there way with the ninjas!!

JB88 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:48:55 PM »

ya, but you are assuming that the parrots arent drunk.

everybody knows the parrots would be drunk.

the pirates have to keep em that way so they dont mind getting doinked.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #53 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:14:42 PM »

Thats were the pirate monkeys come in, they fight better drunk, and are PISSED that the parrots get all the loven, they will take out their anger on the ninjas, using the monkey death dung thrown with deadly acuracy!

JB88 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:17:03 PM »

tell you what, you can have the monkeys (though they have yet to be approved) if the ninjas can have super mario brothers.

ninjas still win anyway.

they have developed a tolerence to monkey death dung. its one of thier first classes.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:30:15 PM »

Ok, well in a strait fight you are probably right, the Ninjas win.

BUT, Ninjas have a problem. They are hired assassin. This will cause them trouble.

Let me out a scenario.

The Governor of a small island is pissed that his only daughter is sleeping around with a dirty Pirate. He hears about these so called Ninjas and hires them. Well while he is going over the price the daughter over hears what is going on. She goes to her Pirate lover and tells him.

The Pirates know what is coming and can prepare. First that go kidnap 50 hot chicks, and then chain them naked to the deck of the ship. Then they get the parrots off the booze, and start feeding the monkeys Lute fish. This will make the Monkeys poo extra potent.

Then they prepare the ambush.

Now when the Ninjas show up, they will see all these naked western women and it will put there training to the test, see Ninjas don’t get laid much, because they have to train all the time. They are either training, killing or rocking out. No time for broads.
They will freeze when confronted with all this easily had women flesh.

That’s when the parrots, monkeys and Pirates swing into action, taking the stunned Ninjas out.

Victory Pirates.

JB88 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:40:31 PM »

so what you are saying is, that if the fight isnt straight, and the pirates are gay (because, dont pirates like naked chicks too? and how often do they get laid on a ship without the courtesy of a reach around.)

in this scenario, the only pirates that would fight would be the non gay pirates and the one who is dating the princess...assuming that she isnt actually setting them up for a trap as women often do.

so, unless you are saying that the pirate who is dating the princess is david hasslehoff, i dont see how this increases the odds any. in fact, ninjas are smart compared to pirates so they would know that all that they had to do is kill the pirates and get thier jiggy ninja love rock solid with the babies.

and i just dont think david hasselhoff is pirate. hes definately ninja.

accounting for the sober monkeys and the donkey dung is more difficult. but monkies are not exactly what you would call sharp shooters and parrots dont have the ability to flng poop...that and you have to factor in the disease factor with all of that poop being hoarded. id say the pirates would have died of dysentary long before the ninjas had a chance to rescue and wash the poop off thier newfound honeys.

victory for the ninjas!

Leslie · « **Reply #57 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:45:51 PM »

What was the name of the movie that had Peter O'tool in it I think. That had the pirates that took over the Coast Guard cutter in some Bahamian islands? That was a good movie. It showed an outnumbered one of the good guys martial art fighting numerous pirates on the sailboat after pirates boarded. He was brave.

Les

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #58 on:** January 27, 2005, 02:06:27 PM »

See now you are assuming that the pirates are gay! Far from it. Pirating is all about pilaging and taking any women you want, thats part of the looting and sacking towns.

Pirates get so much, that sometimes they need a break, and that break comes when Ninjas come to play.

Hell they could even go the Bio war route, the pirates have the chicks, giving them all kinds of diseses.

Then the ninjas overcome with hornyness, because there lifestle gets them no chicks, hell they are like monks, they do the chicks anyway.

Ninjas do not know what penacilin is. Ninjas die. Pirates go on living a life a booty and booty!

jEEZY · « **Reply #59 on:** January 27, 2005, 02:38:08 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88

and i just dont think david hasselhoff is pirate. hes definately ninja.

I beg to differ. No self-respecting ninja would be caught dead in Baywatch.