Hey BK,
Not sure how old you are, but your making it sound like you are totally desperate to find a career and or direction in your life.
No money = no school = no education = no job = no house, wife, kids.
Ever consider a branch of the military?
Last time i checked, there were no illegals, you get an education, you don't have to pay a dime, you get to travel, and it is an excellent base for any career.
A friend of mine just graduated from air traffic controller school in fl. and he was as desperate as they come a few years ago.