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Offline eagl

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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2007, 01:42:42 PM »
It couldn't have been a real gun because it's illegal to use a gun like that anywhere, and probably illegal for that person (comitting a felony) to own a gun.  So it's just not possible.  Gun bans are effective because it means it's impossible for criminals to have guns.  
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« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2007, 03:10:19 PM »
Then again he may have looked around and saw how poor the folks were and realized he's get nothing of value.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2007, 03:25:23 PM »
What a crock of S)%^

Like some gang banger in his 20's would pull his hood down so everyone would be able to get a teary eyed view of him eating cheese and drinking wine at midnight during the summer.

Those DC types are so full of crap its unbelievable.
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« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2007, 03:49:39 PM »
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good thing they weren't drinking schlitz.


Ehh, do you have the recipee for that?
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« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2007, 03:52:41 PM »
*Rueters*

This just in.

The above intruder was filmed and audio recordings are available.

It appears the Intruder was dressed as a Sea Captain with an oviously bad looking curly beard of multiple colors and shades and spoke with a heavy Norweigen Accent. Officers also disclosed a scent of Lutefisk, a silly looking hat and a smirk.

Anyone knowing a person of this discripture are advised to report this to 1.800. SEA. NORG.  All conversations will be anonymos.

A reward of trinkets and pieces of gold are offered.

Film at 11:00.


Hmmmmm....

No Clue here,

:D

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« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2007, 04:00:24 PM »
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Ehh, do you have the recipee for that?


It used to be a beer company, but I think  they went out of business.
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« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2007, 04:02:00 PM »
Just  read the article... now I wanna go take a "Liberal" and just wipe my left cheek.

This is soo full of watermelon my dogs are whistling to be let out.

Where do they come up with crap like this?

:huh

Mac
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2007, 04:11:11 PM »
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*Rueters*

This just in.

The above intruder was filmed and audio recordings are available.

It appears the Intruder was dressed as a Sea Captain with an oviously bad looking curly beard of multiple colors and shades and spoke with a heavy Norweigen Accent. Officers also disclosed a scent of Lutefisk, a silly looking hat and a smirk.

Anyone knowing a person of this discripture are advised to report this to 1.800. SEA. NORG.  All conversations will be anonymos.

A reward of trinkets and pieces of gold are offered.

Film at 11:00.


Hmmmmm....

No Clue here,

:D

Mac



:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Yeah, this was staged.
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« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2007, 04:12:58 PM »
Just think, if they'd been standing around drinking Gallo they might all have ended up dead. If you truly love your children people, for heaven's sake don't buy cheap wine!

Hmmm... Must remember to put some excellent plonk on the night-stand so I can offer it to intruders at 2:00 AM. Thanks for the survival tip.

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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2007, 04:16:10 PM »
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The homeowner, Xavier Cervera, 45, had gone out to walk his dog at the end of the party and missed the incident, which happened about midnight June 16. Police classified the case as strange but true and said they had not located a suspect.


This is the "robber". He probably didn't have a gun nor a mask, they just made the whole thing up. Wine isn't going to stop an intruder from stealing things.
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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2007, 04:16:59 PM »
WOW,
 What a nice bad guy. Here in Detroit the bad guy WILL kill the kid first, then you. and take the whole bottle of wine.

Yea, I know, But if you don't live here you have no idea.
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« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2007, 04:38:00 PM »
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WOW,
 What a nice bad guy. Here in Detroit the bad guy WILL kill the kid first, then you. and take the whole bottle of wine.

Yea, I know, But if you don't live here you have no idea.


Well I for one am just happy I don't live in Detroit...and that I have no idea.

:)
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« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2007, 04:41:43 PM »
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People in D.C. don't have the right to bear arms.
Correct.
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2007, 04:55:02 PM »
Why rob people in Detroit when Bermuda has all these Mopeds hanging around?

1 trip to Bermuda, 800+ Mopeds and assorted chains... a trip back to USA and you can live well in the Bahamas.....

Oppps... never mind.


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Mac


I could even AstroTurf my Garage.
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2007, 05:00:21 PM »
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Originally posted by Phaser11
WOW,
 What a nice bad guy. Here in Detroit the bad guy WILL kill the kid first, then you. and take the whole bottle of wine.

Yea, I know, But if you don't live here you have no idea.
Ain't this the truth!
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