Aggravated Assault/ Some legal advice wanted/ I'M fine, but you should see the HIM!

[Angus]

Originally posted by Jackal1
A lot better story than ..."The dog ate my homework".

Anyway, Serenity, you got out. These guys must have been really sloppy though, because a proper PUNCH in the cheek can easily knock you down and give you anice percussion. And your cheek is only inches away from the upper side of your head, where a good punch will send you to the dreamland.
A knife you should not carry, since you will not use it. How about a foot of 1/2" hosepipe in your bag instead. Excellent for crackingh ribs and armbones

[moot]

I guess something must have happened, it doesn't look like he made it all up on his own.  My gut feeling anyway.

Serenity, whether you made it up or not means jack to me, but what I can add that's worth posting here is that you should look into some proper martial arts training. You've got some ideas/habits that will get you in real trouble without fighting skills to match, if your character's what it seems like.
One "small" punch in the right place is sometimes enough to put your lights out.

[boxboy28]

Dude if they were native Hawians all you had to do is flash the international "HANG LOOSE" hand sign at them!

[Serenity]

Originally posted by Masherbrum
Wrong spot.  

1.)  Zygoma.    I know folks who took awhile to heal this one and it hurts every time you blink in some cases.

2.) Mandible (Lower Jaw).   Another doosie.   These hurt because your jaw is out of place, and now needs to be re-set.   This one hurts like a MF'er because you need Food and Water.  

Only broken bone I have ever had was when I was 1.5 years old.   I broke my right collarbone.

My lower jaw has always slid in and out of place, so I think if they knocked that, it would slide out and I could put it right back in as always.

And maverick, please explain that to HPD, as they refuse to give me a copy, and I need one. I'm going to make another attempt to get a copy today.

[uberhun]

This reeks of bovine feces

WTF??

Best BS Post ever I will give you that Serenity:rofl

[Maverick]

Serenity,

Go to the station with your parent and have them make the request. There is no reason to safeguard juvenile info since you already know who you are. I don't understand why you think this is so hard. It's not up to me to explain anything to HPD. You have parents they are responsible for you, I am not.

[Yknurd]

Originally posted by Pooh21
This thread is destined for AH history

Like thefatz evil coworker
or voss

thefatz goodbye thread was brilliant!

[rabbidrabbit]

If he turns out to be telling the truth what are some of you keyboard heroes going to do to make amends?

Tough choice, butter or regular popcorn?

[SIK1]

Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
If he turns out to be telling the truth what are some of you keyboard heroes going to do to make amends?

Tough choice, butter or regular popcorn?

If it turns out that he is telling the truth then I will make this change:

Well I must say that this has been an entertaining thread. It appears that the story is non-fiction he should get a B- for it none the less.

Serenity you need to work on sentence structure, and flow if you want to improve that grade to an A.


I still think his story is fiction btw. It might have some grain of truth with a liberal amount of embelishment, but still fiction.

[uberhun]

Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
If he turns out to be telling the truth what are some of you keyboard heroes going to do to make amends?

Tough choice, butter or regular popcorn?

Nothing!
The fact he is looking for our what would you do opinions in itself is hilarious.

[rabbidrabbit]

I don't know if the story is fiction or not.  What I'm saying is some folks sure don't mind jumping up and making declarations and trashing others without facts to go on.  If you are man enough to trash a mans character you should be man enough to admit you are wrong and set him right if the facts don't go your way.

You buying him dinner if he comes up with a police report?

I decided on butter popcorn and beer.

[Maverick]

Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
If he turns out to be telling the truth what are some of you keyboard heroes going to do to make amends?

Tough choice, butter or regular popcorn?

Actually it's a third choice. There has always been the possibility he did get into a fight or even beaten up. His pix sure don't show much in the way of injuries. Certainly nothing indicative of an extended combat even one on one much less 2v1. What went over the top was his "narrative" of the situation and all of his "descriptions" of what happened. We all know how easy it is to make claims over the internet, particularly when there are no witnesses or media.

This one reads more like creative writing vs reporting.

[Neubob]

Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
I don't know if the story is fiction or not.  What I'm saying is some folks sure don't mind jumping up and making declarations and trashing others without facts to go on.  If you are man enough to trash a mans character you should be man enough to admit you are wrong and set him right if the facts don't go your way.

You buying him dinner if he comes up with a police report?

I decided on butter popcorn and beer.

I'll just continue to mock him in every subsequent post.

[uberhun]

Originally posted by Maverick
Actually it's a third choice. There has always been the possibility he did get into a fight or even beaten up. His pix sure don't show much in the way of injuries. Certainly nothing indicative of an extended combat even one on one much less 2v1. What went over the top was his "narrative" of the situation and all of his "descriptions" of what happened. We all know how easy it is to make claims over the internet, particularly when there are no witnesses or media.

This one reads more like creative writing vs reporting.

Actually their is a fourth one.
He is just lonely and needs a hug.......

[Irwink!]

The best TV has to offer has nothing on this thread. This kid's always appeared to have a different type of attention deficit syndrome.