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Strawberry

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What do u think of the guy who shoot's u in your chute?
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2001, 12:23:00 AM »
I always shoot chutes because for some reason they explode and it looks funny.



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« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2001, 03:01:00 AM »
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 Never shoot chute.If I get their plane down,that's enuf.Those who shoot chutes..well..no comment.

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« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2001, 09:21:00 AM »
There are only 2 instances when I would shoot a chute.

1)When someone bails out near a base to spy.

2)When I chase someone and they bail when you get to within D3.0 so you don't get the kill for them. Seen a lot of buff pilots do this.
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« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2001, 09:58:00 AM »

People who shoot chutes are jerks, end of story.

The only possible thing it can do is annoy the victim, it serves NO other purpose. Sit and think about what that says about the mental processes of the people who do it...



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« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2001, 09:59:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Mighty1:
There are only 2 instances when I would shoot a chute.

1)When someone bails out near a base to spy.

2)When I chase someone and they bail when you get to within D3.0 so you don't get the kill for them. Seen a lot of buff pilots do this.


Ditto.

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« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2001, 10:37:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by Graywolf:
People who shoot chutes are jerks, end of story.

The only possible thing it can do is annoy the victim, it serves NO other purpose. Sit and think about what that says about the mental processes of the people who do it...

Chute shooting SOB; a study of the thought process supporting this terrible disorder:

0:00:00- Ooh look, a chute dangling in the air, how pretty!
0:00:01- I sure wish I had some dr. pepper right now.
0:00:03- I wonder if Mason has posted any nice porn on the bb...I'll have to check that.
0:00:04- hmmm, I should get some distance quickly for a good steady guns pass at this guy's chute.
0:00:06- corn dogs would go nice with dr. pepper.  i'll head to 7-11 after this sortie.
0:00:07- sweet!  the poor bastard opened his chute at 1,000ft AGL!  time enough for a couple of passes if my horrible gunnery creates the need.
0:00:10- steady, steady, fire...oooh pretty hit sparks!  he must have a metal plate in his head.
0:00:11- wow, that metal plate is strong!  he ain't dead yet!
0:00:13- mmmmm, corn dogs
0:00:14- why is creamo circling my chute?  I better get turned around quick before that bastard steals it from me!
0:00:16- wtf?  now nash is eye-ing my chute too?!?  oh well, it almost makes me respect that canuck!  
0:00:18- steady, must kill on this pass or he's someone else's little piggy!
0:00:19- oooooh, purty boom boom!  i'm thirsty, where's my dr. pepper.
0:00:20- damn I'm good!  I can't kill planes yet, but if i find a guy in a chute, i own his ass!
0:00:21- boy, gordo sure is a sissy.
0:00:25- i think that grey text is for me, it says "hey chute shooter you are suck, only a spineless dirtbag would do that".
0:00:26- hmmm, poor guy, I don't think he feels loved enough in his home life, I should say something nice and witty to him.
0:00:27- <blank canvas>
0:00:28- i should auger and go to 7-11.

Truely a profound study.  We'll be analyzing the results and getting back to you with our conclusions!


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« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2001, 10:48:00 AM »
snifff snifff, you jumped out of that beautiful piece of machine just because she has a few holes in her.....??

pansie. land her or put her out of her misery.

never bail...oh, and when you have a few flaming dr.p's in yah, the spinning lawndart looks really cool  

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« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2001, 11:10:00 AM »
...and I thought I was the only one who liked Dr. Pepper.

Great study into that wretched heart of darkness wot is chute shooter Dr. Siggy FunDerBund!  

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« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2001, 12:22:00 PM »
uhh ooooh.... After reading all these posts...I think i may have missunderstood... You mean to say that "chute" is not a type of aircraft only available to bishops?  
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« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2001, 12:27:00 PM »
uhh ooooh.... After reading all these posts...I think i may have missunderstood... You mean to say that "chute" is not a type of aircraft only available to bishops?  
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« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2001, 01:50:00 PM »
People who shoot planes are jerks, end of story.

The only possible thing it can do is annoy the victim, it serves NO other purpose. Sit and think about what that says about the mental processes of the people who do it...

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« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2001, 03:55:00 PM »
I don't believe I've ever thought of shooting a chute...but after reading this, I might consider it

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« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2001, 04:05:00 PM »
I'll say once again that flying online is more of a sport to me (My knees can't take hockey anymore).

Chute shooting except in case of spying is poor sportmanship and utter lack of respect.

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« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2001, 04:16:00 PM »
Oh fer pete's sake....its a game people!!!!  Wake up!!!!  

Bringing "morals" and "honor" and other crap into it is just ridiculous.  Keep on whining about it and you will see it happen more and more often.  How do you think the C-hog and N1K became so popular in the main arena?  Most newbie pilots in here have no idea what the deal is with the C-hog or N1K, but they listen to the whining and *bingo*, a new C-hog pilot is born.  

Besides....they look cool when they explode.  

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« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2001, 05:01:00 PM »
You're right about one thing... I have been flying a lot more sorties in the 1C and Nikki for that very reason. Figured I'd go ahead and do my part to make the whines legitimate.