a woman goes in to see doctor, she's in distress because it has been a long time since she was with a man.
in the examination room, an old asian doctor walks in and asks, "what can i hep you wit today mees?"
the woman says, "doctor, i'm really depressed, i haven't been with a man even casually in a very long time and i don't know why. i have tried everything and nothing works. i think there is something wrong with me."
doctor says, "mmm hmm, i see. wer, preez takee offa you crows."
the woman is a bit taken aback and says, "take off what? my clothes? but doctor, what does my problem have to do with me being naked?"
doctor replies, "i wanna examine you body foa see ifa i can find physicar plobrem that wood exprain why you not get a man."
the woman timidly takes her clothes off and stands in front of the doctor. he mumbles to himself and walks around her visually examining every inch of her.
then he says, "preez get ona de froa, ona you hans an knees."
the woman is shocked at the request and asks, "on my hands and knees? why on earth do you want me to do that?"
doctor answers with, "becos i nee to see if you haf plobrem witha you joins. also to see ifa you hafa plobrem ona you behin that i canna see wit you standing."
so the woman timidly gets on the floor on her hands and knees as the doctor requested.
the doctor walks around her, looking at her body and mumbles to himself. after a brief pause he shakes he head and says, "mmm hmm, not good. vely bad. wus case i eva see, wus case."
the woman starts to get worried and looks up at the doctor as he was walks around her shaking his head. she asks, "what? worst case? what's the matter doctor, what is it?"
the doctor replies, "you habbeh ed zachery disease. wus case i ebah see."
now the woman is really worried, "ed zachery disease? is that serious? am i going to die? what is ed zachery disease doctor!!???
the doctor tells her, "you face rook ed zachery likeh you butt..."
